I haven't posted much this week for a number of reasons. There's the driveway saga (don't ask), the tale of the broken tooth (again, don't ask), the incredible morphing television story (really, don't ask), the legend of the compliant taxi service (do I have to say it? Don't ask), and the amazing invisible in-law (pretty please, don't ask). All of these reasons (and more) are poor excuses for not posting. I'll try to do better next week.