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Friday, July 17, 2026

SECRET AGENT X-9 (1936)

Secret Agent X-9 was a comic strip distributed by King Features and created by Dashiell Hammett and originally drawn by Alex Raymond.  It ran from January 22, 1934 to February 10, 1996.  Hammett wrote the first four story arcs (through April 20, 1935), and was replaced by Don W. Moore (April 22 - September 21, 1935), Leslie Charteris (September 23, 1935 - March 28, 1936), "Robert Storm" (a "house" name hiding the identity of the real author; March 30, 1936 - sometime in 1945), Mel Graff (1945 - March 19, 1960), Bob Lubbers (March 21, 1960 - January 28, 1967), Archie Goodwin (January 30, 1967 - February 2, 1980), and George Evans (February 4, 1980 - February 10, 1996).

Alex Raymond drew the strip through November 16, 1935, followed by Charles Flanders (November 18, 1935 - April 9, 1938), Nicholas Afonsky (April 11 - November 5, 1938), Austin Briggs (November 7, 1938 - June 1, 1940; Mell Graff (June 3, 1940 - March 19, 1960), Bob Lubbers (March 21, 1960 - January 28, 1967), Al Williamson (January 30, 1967 - February 2, 1980), and George Evans, (February 4, 1980 - February 10, 1996).

Secret Agent X-9 was one of many Big Little Books published by Whitman Publishing, beginning in 1932.  They were juveniles, often featuring popular radio shows, films, movie actors, comic strips and pulp novel characters.  The  cheaply printed, hardbound volumes measured about 3.5 by 4.5 inches and could carry up to 400 pages or more, with text on the text on the left and full page illustrations on the right.  Authorship of Secret Agent X-9 was credited to Charles Flanders, the artist for the strip at the time of publication.  Whether Flanders wrote the text for the book is unknown.

In the beginning X-9 was an unknown agent who worked for an anonymous agency.  Hammett gave him the name Dexter -- "it's not my name, but it'll do" -- and he was occasionally referred as Dexter during the early year of the strip.  In the Forties (long after this book appeared), he was given the name Phil Corrigan by writer/artist Mel Graff.  During the run of Archie Goodwin and Al Williamson, the strip was retitled Secret Agent Corrigan.  the anonymous agency employing X-9 was eventually revealed to be the FBI -- that is, until the 70s, when the FBI's reputation fell rather sharply and X-9's agency once again became anonymous.

This time around X-9 is after a gang of counterfeiters headed by the mysterious "Fang," who appears to have inside information about the operations of the secret service.  For this case, X-9 is teamed with Sally Ray, a young woman of whom we know little.

A bit about the link.  Somebody screwed up the page order of the book.  Page 1 of the comic books Plus link is actually page 168 of the book.  If you start at page 134 (the actual front cover of the book) and go page by page from there as the pages are actually in order.

Enjoy.

https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=72621

Thursday, July 16, 2026

FORGOTTEN BOOK : FACES OF FEAR

Faces of Fear by John Saul (2008)

This was John Saul's 30th, and penultimate, novel published under his own name.  (The count can be questioned.  His publisher claims this was his 35th novel, but they are counting the six separately published novellas that comprised The Blackstone Chronicles, while omitting the published version that contained the novellas; Wikipedia gives his count as 37 novels, but they are including all six novellas, as well as the published full version; he had previously published some ten books under unknown pseudonyms.  Whichever count you go by, Saul has racked up millions of sales over a period of thirty-three years, making him one of the best selling horror authors of the past half century.

Not unsurprisingly, Faces of Fear is another of Saul's trademarked children in danger stories.  Somewhat surprisingly, the book is not one of supernatural horror, but a serial killer novel with a hint of the mad scientist theme.

Alison Shaw is just a few months shy of her sixteenth birthday, an only child, not considered pretty by most and stuck with an adolescent's body, with small breasts and little chance for them to get larger.  Not that that bothers Alison.  She is content with her life, her studies, and her athletic abilities.  Her life comes crashing down when her father, a local television news executive, announces that he is leaving his wife for another man.  Although Alison's mother is devastated, she and Alison slowly come around to accepting what has happened.  Risa, the mother, eventually remains best friends with her ex-husband, as well as his lover, leaving Risa to move on with her life.

Conrad Dunn is universally accepted as the best plastic surgeon in the country, able to perform miracles with his scalpel, and donating much of his time to charity for birth defect and accident victims.  His wife, Margot, was one of his greatest successes.  Originally a good-looking woman, Conrad's skills turned her into the perfect woman and a top fashion model, acclaimed around the world.  Then she fell of their yacht when it was hit by a large wave and the boat's propellor severely scarred the right side of her face.  Margot considered her new look to be hideous and Conrad had not yet repaired the damage.  Margot's despondency became so extreme that she jumped off a cliff and smashed what was left of her face on the rocks below.

A year after Margot's death, Conrad and Risa married and Risa and Alison moved from Santa Monica to a rich enclave in Burbank, where Alison would start school at a posh and trendy academy.  Her new classmates were all rich and all appeared to already have had plastic surgery -- often breast implants -- courtesy of Conrad.  Alison was beginning to feel inadequate with her small breasts and Risa and Conrad suggested that he give her new breasts for her sixteenth birthday -- nothing odd about that, nosirree.

In the meantime, there is a serial killer on the loose, attacking young (and youngish) women, eviscerating them, taking their adrenal and thyroid glands, as well as a portion of their face -- ears, eyebrows, lips, nose, et cetera.  Ambitious reporter Tina Wong, who worked for Alison's father, has stumbled on a pattern to the killings and had uncovered similar killings in distant cities some fifteen years before, and has worked on the story for over a year, hoping this would lead to her big break with the networks.

Here's the spoiler,  but it's not a very big one since it had been telegraphed in large capital letters throughout the novel:  Conrad Dunn is an insane megalomaniac, obsessed with his dead wife and the "perfect" person he had made her into with his scalpel and his skills.  He wants recreate his dead wife but there's a problem.  Margot was made perfect because she had the rare bone structure to her skull that would allow it.  He had never come a cross a similar bone structure until he met Alison, who was to become his step-daughter.  No one realized then when he gave Alison her augmented breasts that they were identical to the breasts that Margot had had.  Conrad had blackmailed a former patient to harvest specific body parts from specific women -- each part identical to that which Margot had had.  He was going to recreate his wife -- his ultimate achievement -- with Alison.  He had even given Alison's her breast implants in order to get her to trust him; those implants would soon go because they were artificial (ptah!) to be replaced by real breasts harvested from one of his victims.

The book boils down to a deadly race against time to save Alison.  The plot is ludicrous from any common sense point of view, with holes large enough to drive a semi-tractor trailer through it, but somehow it works.  It is far-fetched enough that the abattoir nature of the novel, the stereotypical view of the ultra-rich and their offspring, and the hints of pedophilia -- augmented by a major plot twist -- can be minimized in a rush to turn the pages.

Uncomfortably effective.

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

SUSPENSE: A PASSAGE TO BENARES (SEPTEMBER 23, 1947)

The thirteenth episode of Suspense adapted T. S. Stribling's classic tale of exotic mystery, "A Passage to Benares" (Adventure, February 26, 2926; reprinted in Stribling's Clues of the Caribees, 1929).

From Old Time Radio Archive:  "[T]he exotic isle of Trinidad, where ancient temples hide dark secrets and every shadow tells a story.  In the heart of this tropical paradise, a gruesome discovery shocks then island's inhabitants:  a beautiful Hindu maiden is found beheaded in a sacred temple.  As the island's ragged beggars awake to find gold mysteriously placed in their pockets, the sense of unease deepens.  Who placed the gold there, and more importantly, who committed this horrific crime?  The story follows an American psychologist who arrives on the island, drawn by a fascination with the mystical and the unknown.  As he delves into the mysteries of the temple and the legends of the island, he encounters a world where the lines between life and the afterlife blur, and where every corner holds a potential clue to the dark truths hidden withing the temple walls.  With its vivid descriptions and haunting atmosphere, 'A Passage to Benares' weaves a tale of suspense that is both captivating and chilling.  The story builds to a shocking and unexpected climax that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.  This episode is more than just a mystery; it's a journey into a realm where reality and mysticism intertwine, offering an experience that is as thrilling as it is thought-provoking."

The American psychologist is, of course, Dr. Henry Piggioli, Stribling's famous amateur detective, and the protagonist of some three dozen tales collected in Clues of the Caribees, Best Dr. Poggioli Detective Stories (1975), and Dr. Poggioli:  Criminologist (2005).  The stories in Clues of the Caribees are thought to be his weakest, although "A Passage to Benares," the final story in the book, remains his most famous Pogglioi story and a classic of the genre.  Outside of the mystery genre, Stribling wrote thirteen novels of social satire, most set in the South; The Store won the Pulitzer Prize in 1933.

The role of Poggioli was played by Paul Stewart.  Please note that the original story and the radio adaptation reflect attitudes of the time and may be off-putting for some.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=islmWOxRHOo&list=PLvu2oOrWFl_NykNNccUdjcSUFk0tuXPkG&index=6

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: TAPPAN'S BURRO

"Tappan's Burro" by Zane Grey  (first published in Ladies' Home Journal, June 1923; reprinted in Pearson's Magazine, September 1923; in the author's Tappan's Burro (also published as Tappan's Burro and Other Stories), 1923; in Great Tales of the American West, edited by Harry E. Maule, 1945; in Zane Grey's Western Magazine, November 1951 [and in the Australian edition, February 1955]; in The Western Hall of Fame, edited by Bill Pronzini and Martin H. Greenberg, 1984; in The Best Western Stories, edited anonymously and published by Hamlyn, 1986; in The Best Western Stories, edited anonymously and published by Mallard [ different book from above], 1990; as "Prospector's Gold" in Prospector's Gold/Canyon Walls by Zane Grey, 1990; in A Century of Great Western Stories, edited by John Jakes; and in Stories of the Golden West:  Book Three, edited by Jon Tuska, 2002, later reprinted as The Golden West, 2003; also available online at Project Gutenberg)


From Google's AI Overview (take it for what it's worth):  "It follows the perilous desert adventures of a lonely prospector named Tappan and his Jenet, his exceptionally faithful and intelligent burro.  The narrative focuses in the deep bond between the prospector and the burro as they navigate the scorching heat of Death Valley and blinding blizzards in Arizona.  Jenet repeatedly saves Tappan's life by locating hidden waterholes and guiding him through brutal terrain.  The story is best known for exploring themes of loyalty, survival, and the harsh realities of the untamed American frontier."  AI gets some of the plot right, but misses a lot, while lifting some of its overview from a GoodReads review:

" 'Quite by chance, as he was looking for some of his burros, he struck his pick into a place no different from a thousand others there, and hit into a pocket of gold.  He cleaned out the pocket before sunset, the richer for several thousand dollars.  "You brought me luck," said Tappan, to the little gray burro staggering around its mother.  "Your name is Jenet, You're Tappan's burro, an' I reckon he'll stick to you." '  -- from the book.  Prospecting was a lonely business for Tappan, but his burro Jenet was good company, and more.  She knew the trails and waterholes better than Tappan, from the scorching heat and poison air of Death Valley to the blinding blizzards of Arizona's mountains, Jenet tracked with him, faithful, his only friend.  And he repaid her loyalty, with a final supreme effort of heart, will, and spirit."

A tale of friendship and of human betrayal, with a harrowing final elongated scene of bravery, as Tappan attempts to bring himself and his burro through the bone-chilling deep snows of the Rim Rock country in Tonto Basin.

A magnificent bit of writing which defies my description.


Zane Grey (1872-1939) wrote adventure stories to offset the tedium of his dental practice and became one of the first millionaire authors.  His romanticized American West and view of Manifest Destiny was based on extensive research.  Although early critics panned his work, the reading public did not.  He wrote over ninety books, some published posthumously, and his sales reached 40,000,000.  His works have been adapted into at least 112 films, two television episodes, and a television series.  

Erle Stanley Gardner said of Grey that he "had the knack of tying his characters into the land, and the land into the story.  There were other Western writers who had fast and furious action, but Zane Grey was the one who could make the action not only convincing but inevitable, and somehow you got the impression that the bigness of the country generated a bigness of character."  Which goes a long way to explaining why Grey was one of the greatest all-time author of westerns and remains highly popular today.

Monday, July 13, 2026

OVERLOOKED FILM: THE CANARY MURDER CASE (1929)

Ogden Nash famously write "Philo Vance needs a kick in the pance."  The pompous fictional detective created by S. S. Van Dine has had his share of detractors over the years.  Not only was Vance pompous, he was also talented:  "Vance was highly skilled at many things:  an expert 'fencer', a golfer with a three handicap, a breeder and shower of thoroughbred dogs, a talented polo player, a master poker player, a winning handicapper of racehorses, experience in archery [...], a patron of classical music, a connoisseur of fine food and drink, knowledgeable of chess, and of several foreign languages."  Vance was also a marksman and a decorated veteran of the Great War.  "He was something of an authority on Japanese and Chinese prints; he knew tapestries and ceramics."  His affectations -- a monocle, his impeccable clothing, his torturously quaint way of speaking -- made him appear to be a foppish dandy.  But above all, he was a masterful detective.

Some of these traits are evident in The Canary Murder Case, the 1929 film based on Van Dine's 1927 novel, the second book in the series, although the film was the first of several Philo Vance movies.

Banker Charles Spottswoode (Charles Willis Lane) is not happy about his son Jimmie's (James Hall) involvement with showgirl Margaret "The Canary" O'Dell (Louise Brooks).  He tries to bribe Margaret to leave Jimmie alone, but she refuses and threatens to expose Jimmie for embezzlement if he marries Alice La Fosse (Jean Arthur), Margaret's co-star.  Margaret has been blackmailing two club patrons, John Cleaver (Lawrence Grant) and Louis Mannix (Louis John Bartels), as well as the creepy Dr. Ambrose Lindquist (Gustav von Seyffertitz).  Margaret's ex-husband Tony Skeel (Ned Sparks) has broken out of jail and wants part of her blackmail money.  Margaret's body is found the next day; she had been killed about midnight.  Jimmie is arrested for the murder.

Enter Philo Vance (William Powell), a close friend of Charles Spottswoode.  Also on the case are District Attorney Markham (E. H. Calvert) and Police Sergeant Ernest Heath (Eugene Pallette).


The Canary Murder Case was originally filmed in 1928 as a silent film, but the first full talking picture, 1928's Lights of New York, proved to be a  major money maker and, by the end of the year, all the major studios were converting silent films into talkies.  This entailed recording the cast dubbing over scenes from the silent film, as well as shooting some additional footage.  Louise Brooks, however, had ended her contract with Paramount, so the studio hired Margaret Livingston to dub her part (Livingston only was seen in profile or from behind on the new footage). On December 28, 12928, Paramount had completed converting The Canary Murder Case into a talkie.  Despite critics having a field day panning the dubbing of Brooks' role, the film was successful enough to spawn two additional Philo Vance films with Paramount, and many more with Warner Brothers.

Directed by Malcolm St. Clair, with Frank Tuttle (uncredited) directing scenes for the talkie version. Adapted by Albert S. Le Vino with a script by Florence Ryerson; "Van Dine" (who was really art critic Willard Huntington Wright) may have contributed some dialogue.  Herman J. Mankiewitz, who went on to co-write Citizen Kane, wrote the never-used titles for the silent version.

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51urwIAbkJY

IN HARMONY...

 As you know, today is National Barbershop Music Day.  So, without further ado...


"Annie Laurie" The Flat Foot Four  (1940)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7cuNCMV3h0&list=PLmCS9r-Qd485kvRJuGqgenHMsblVQ1vLX&index=1


"The Morning Glories Wake Up in the Morning (Then I'll Kiss Your Two Lips Goodnight)"  The Vikings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9hfRP1dDx4&list=PLmCS9r-Qd485kvRJuGqgenHMsblVQ1vLX&index=10


"Tennessee Waltz" Masterpiece  (2013)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJBKoSoot8


"Danny Boy" Oriole Four  (1970)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYEPKMDyoys


"Mr. Sandman"  Proper Sound Barbershop Quartet  (2014)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5_X-95YaWU


"Sidewalks of New York", "Sweet Rosie O'Grady", and "Don't Cry My Coney Island Baby" The Elastic Four  (1946)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64-ySaS2t50


"Sweet and Lovely"  Forefront (with special guest Mike Rowe)  (2016)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLLx_7lTbFc


"Old McDonald's Deformed Farm"  Lunch Break (2011)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqwkJGMOEbs


"Oh Ho Ho Ho (Got the Rhythm of My Heart)"  Lemon Squeezy  (2025)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiumRsh1Xw


"Wait Til the Sun Shines Nellie"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtzDfqw_4jQ


"Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?"  Barbershop Balladeers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZJLiLwab0


"Good Morning"  Gimme Four  (2025)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kYPAtTSfRA

Saturday, July 11, 2026