Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: THE COFFIN BEARER

"The Coffin Bearer" by Tess Gerritsen  (from Birds of Prey, edited by Harlan Coben and C. J. Box, 2026)

Maggie Bird is a fifty-eight-year-old spending thee summer on remote, tiny Gam Island off the Maine coast.  Gam Island is small and has only one building, a sparce cottage, and the ruins of a burned -out cottage that had gone up in flames twenty years before; the only approach to Gam Island is by water.  Maggie is halfway back to Gam Island from making her weekly grocery run on Tucker Harbor when she notices a large flock of seagulls in the Penobscot Bay fog.  It was odd to have the bords flock in the middle of the bay like that, so Maggie turned her boat to investigate.  The birds were flocking over a boat that Maggie recognized belonging to Ben Bouchard, a local lobsterman.  There was no evidence of Ben on the boat, so Maggie pulled over and boarded it.  There was no sign of Ben, but his pot hauler is under tension, indicating that three lobster pots had been lowered down into the bay.  Knowing that boatman can be easily pulled overboard if their legs got tangled in a loop of rope, and not being strong enough to haul the heavy traps from the water, Maggie dons her wet suit and enters the cold water, hoping that Ben might still be alive.  There was no sign of Ben, but the rope that held the third pot had been severed.

Ben Bouchard was not a well-liked individual in Tucker Harbor.  He had a bitter divorce from his wife, who now lives with her daughter and five-year-old granddaughter.  Few people attended Ben's funeral and none of them were actually mourning.

A few days later, she finds Ben's body stuck on the rocks of the island.  It appears that he was killed there and the boat was set out to sea to hide that fact.  Maggie is concerned about any publicity she might get from finding Ben's abandoned boat.  It turns out that Maggie is not her real name and that she is most likely in witness protection.  She chose Gam Island because of its remoteness and that she would be able to spot any unfamiliar boat approaching.  She wonders if Ben's death had anything to do with her and those who are after her, or if it was simply a local murder completely unrelated to Maggie.  After all, it appears that Ben was smuggling drugs:  there was a half kilo of white heroin hidden in his boat.

Tucker Harbor is a small community where everybody knows everybody and family connections go back generations.  Could these connections have been responsible for the death of a disliked citizen?

An interesting mystery with an interesting protagonist, and a character study of rural Maine.


Tess Gerritsen is an internationally bestselling mystery author and a retired general physician.  she is best known for her series about homicide detective Jane Rizzoli and medical examiner Maura Isles and for her Martini Club mysteries; she has also published a number of medical thrillers and romance thrillers.  Gerritsen's books have been published in 40 countries and have sold 25 million copies.  She won a RITA Award from the Romance Writers of America in 2002  for her novel The Surgeon and a 2006 Nero Award for Vanish.  Her Rizzoli and Isles series was the basis for a 2010-2016 television series.

Birds of Prey is an anthology from the International Thriller Writers; eleven writers were asked to pick a bird of prey and use it as an inspiration for a short story.  Gerritsen, who lives in Maine, chose the seagull, in part because she once made the mistake of feeding a seagull some dinner scraps and the gull kept returning for a month, rapping on her window, demanding more scraps, to the point where he cracked the glass.  In her story that seagull is immortalized as The Nuisance, a black-backed seagull (Larus marinus), "also known by the unsettling nickname of the coffin-bearer gull."  Birds of Prey also contains original stories by Kelley Armstrong, Ace Atkins, C. J. Box, Allison Brennan, S. A. Cosby, Robert Dugoni, Heather Graham, Gregg Hurwitz, Kathy Reichs, and Hank Phillippi Ryan.

Monday, August 31, 2026

OVERLOOKED SCHLOCK: MESA OF LOST WOMEN (1953)

As far as cinematic values goes, it's hard to sink lower than Mesa of Lost Women, a bottom of the budget horror flick directed by Herbert Tevos and Ron Ormand (King of the Bullwhip, White Lightnin' Road, The Grim Reaper -- Ormond has 27 director, 42 producer, 36 writer, and 6 acting credits on IMDb) .  Tevos had written a  number of unfilmed (and unfilmable) scripts and managed to get one script credit for 1951's Tarantula (not to be confused with the Jack Arnold 1955 film of the same name), which was so bad that it never got released.   Enter low-budget specialist Ron Ormand ( ) the following year, who filmed new material, edited it into Tarantula, and came out with Mesa of Lost Women, now recognized as one of the worst movies ever filmed.  Tevos claimed to have been a famous director in Germany and that he directed Marlene Deitrich in The Blue Angel, but that appears to be pure puffery; there is no record of him directing anything in Germany and Mesa of Lost Women remains his only known credit.  It turns out that Tevos was really Herbert von Schoellenbach, who was an employee of the film manufacturing company Agfa; Agfa sent him to the United States, where he worked as head of the paper testing department in Agfa's Rochester, New York, facility.  The script for Mesa of Lost Women was by Tevos and Poverty-Row scribe Orville H. Hampton, although Hampton got screen credit only for dialogue supervision.

Former child star and latter-day Uncle Festus Jackie Coogan stars a the reclusive Dr. Aranya (the Spanish word for spider), who "is creating giant spiders and dwarfs in his lab on Zarpa Mesa, Mexico.  He wants to create a master race of superwomen by injecting his female subjects with spider venom."  One of these women is Tarantella (pin-up model Tandra Quinn -- perhaps born Derline Jeannette Smith -- , featured in Problem Girls, The Neanderthal Man, and as an uncredited fourteen-year-old schoolgirl eight years earlier in Week-End at the Waldorf, who has spider-like claws on her feminine hands.

the film quickly moves from the very sub-sublime to the overtly ridiculous in just 109 minutes.

Narrated by Lyle Talbot and also featuring Allan Nixon, Richard Travis, Delores Fuller, Katina Vea, Paula Hill, and Robert Knapp, and if you look closely you might notice Angelo Rositto as one of the dwarfs.

The film is so bad that it has become a minor cult classic.  How bad? you ask.  Harken to some of the film critics;  "lapses in judgment that boggle the mind," "a dull, tepid mess," "incoherent," "muddled and misguided," "incompetent [and] awkward," "ridiculously complicated plot hides the fact that nothing really happens," and "so bad you have to ask yourself, is it actually evil?"

You have been warned.  Now dive in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3OIggg334

Sunday, August 30, 2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG TINY LITTLE

Dudley ("Big Tiny") Little, Jr, (1930-2010) was a honky-tonk and ragtime piano player perhaps best known for his appearances on The Lawrence Welk Show from 1955 to 1959.  Following his tenure at Welk, Little went solo, recording more than forty-five albums.  

This, my friends, is foot-thumping happy music.


"The 12th Street Rag" (with Jo Ann Castle)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF6GOF3VypQ


"Just One of Those Things"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY6QOPgLFTU


"Bye Bye Blackbird," "Bill Bailey," and "Four Leaf Clover"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7220RGm3hUk 


"Just One of Those Things"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7dlimeIMHc


"It Had To Be You" and "I Can't Give You anything But Love" (with Alice Lon)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etJ_Jzx-zkY


"Caldonia"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEC-P-e68VQ


"The Old Piano Roll Blues"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfn2Wm5YuVY


"Wang Wang Blues" and "Dipsy Doodle"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHaHYOmrsO4


"Stardust/Moonglow"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt7eaHKx6BI


"Jambalaya"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1S1UfKjnv0


"Spaghetti Rag," and "O-o-oh Look-A-There, Ain't She Pretty"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7M73R_2Bv8


"Maple Leaf Rag"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcziiWbDQyg

Saturday, August 29, 2026

HYMN TIME

Dolly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD6TDjO-miU

MR. RISK #2 (DECEMBER 1950)

 "Something New in Private Eyes!  MR. RISK who answers only the pleas of the Doomed!"

He was billed as a man without fear, a private detective who had no superpowers and who donated all his fees to charity.  Created by George Mandel for Our Flag Comics #5 (April 1942), he then appeared in 35 continuous is of Super-Mystery Comics (July 1942-July 1949) and three issues of Four Favorites July 1942, February 1943, May 1943) before landing his own title, of sorts.  In the jangled world of comic book numbering and retitling, the title was All Romances for five (maybe six) issues before morphing into Mr. Risk #1 (or maybe #2 -- I said it gets confusing), then switched titles again to Men Against Crime for issue #3 and stayed there through issue #7 before coming back as Mr. Risk #7 (yeah, there were two #7s), after which it apparantly fell off the face of the Earth.

M r. Risk was a suave guy, evidently rich -- he wore an ascot, smoked a pipe, and wore dinner jackets or a lounging robe.  He relied on his fists and his intelligence; I don't know if he ever fired a gun.  consider him more of a tough Ellery Queen than a Mike Hammer type of PI.  He would help anyone in trouble and they would end up paying a ton of cash, which he promptly donated to various charities.  In the beginning he was assisted by his faithful servant, the hulking, ever-loyal Abdul, who stayed with him through the Forties, although he is missing from the later comic books; it should be noted that when we first met Abdul, he appeared willing to shoot anything moving.

After his original appearance by George Mandel, Mr. Risk was drawn by various artists, including Joe Gallagher, Harvey Kurtzman, Bill Savage, Warren Kremer, and Sy Grudko; artists for the peripatetic Mr. Risk Ken Rice and John Buscema.

In "The Case of the Psycopathic [sic] Lady," Mr. Risk rescues a girl from an insane asylum and proves that her "respectable" stepfather is actually a major crime boss.  For his efforts he is rewarded $5000, which goes to the Cerebral Palsy Fund.  In should be noted that Dr. Fredric Wertham in his crusade against the evils of comics books, pointed out the misspelling of "psychopathic" in the story title as proof, once again, that comics were harmful to children.

"The Case of the Jinxed Air Line" involved an attempt to sabotage a small airline to commit insurance fraud.  This time Mr. Risk netted $2000, which went to the Damon Runyon Cancer Research Fund.

That's it for Mr. Risk in this issue, although there are two other stories:  one featuring Kirk Mason ("The Forgetful Chorus Girl," drawn by Gene Colon) and on featuring Poke Bancroft ("Seeds of Destruction," drawn by Frank giusto), as well as a two-page unsigned text story ("The Trap").

Have fun with this issue.

https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=23300

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

BOILEAU-NARCEJAC 'S OBSESSION ON BBC RADIO (JANUARY 17, 1976)

Pierre Boileau (1906-1989) and "Thomas Narcejac" (Pierre Ayraud, 1908-1998), writing as Boileau-Narcejac, were helped create the sub-genre of French crime fiction, eventually penning 43 novels, 100 short stories, and four plays.   Noted for their ingenious plots and creating atmospheres of disorientation and fear, they were masters of psychological suspense.  Some of their best-known work was successfully filmed, notably as Les Diaboliques (1955) and Vertigo (1958 and 1996).

Their fourth published novel, Dantre les morts ("Among the Dead"), 1954, was translated as The Living and the Dead (1956) and, more notably, Vertigo (1958).  It was adapted for BBC Radio 4 FM as Obsession by Michael Voysey and directed by Martin Jenkins.  

"A man is terrified of heights, a woman is possessed by the sprit of her great-grandmother -- she kills herself by jumping from a church steeple, but is she really dead?  The man becomes completely and tragically 'obsessed' with her 'ghost.' "

Starring Peter Jeffrey, Sarah Badel, and Nigel Stock.

Enjoy.

https://archive.org/details/pierre-boileau-and-thomas-narcejac-obsession

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: THE MAGIC WHITE SUIT

 "The Magic White Suit" by Ray Bradbury  (first published in the Saturday Evening Post, October 4, 1958; republished as "The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit" in  Bradbury's collections The Day It Rained Forever [1959], A Medicine for Melancholy [1959], The Vintage Bradbury [1965], The Stories of Ray Bradbury [1980], Fahrenheit 451:  Short Stories [1983), and Classic Stories 2 [1990]; republished in The Saturday Evening Post Stories 1958, edited anonymously and also titled in a slightly abbreviated version The Saturday Evening Post Stories Volume Five [both 1959]; reprinted as "The White Suit" in Argosy [UK], May 1959; it aired as a 1957 and a 1959 television play [scripted by Bradbury] reworked as a short play and published in Bradbury's The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit and Other Plays, 1972; somewhere along the line it also became a stage musical [written by Bradbury]; it was also a 1998 American fantasy television movie directed by Stuart Gordon and scripted by Bradbury -- due a screw-up on the part of producer Roy E. Disney, it was released as a direct -to-video and not a theatrical film.)


Yesterday was National Banana Split Day so my daughters and UI went out and had -- you guessed it -- banana splits.  That got me thinking about ice cream, which, in turn, got me thinking about this story.

Bradbury grew up poor and until his late teens he wore hand-me-downs from his father or his older brothers.  While living in a Los Angeles tenement in this twenties, he would notice friends would borrow clothes to travel to Mexico and would, at time, pool their resources to buy clothes.

And that's the story.  Five friends pool their money and buy a suit to share that none of them could afford on their own.  How it affects them and what happens next help make this one of Bradbury's most powerful stories.

'Nuf said.

For the curious, the story can be found at the link below:

https://ia801405.us.archive.org/10/items/HeliganSecretsOfTheLostGardens/BradburyRay-TheWonderfulIceCreamSuit.pdf