Small House of Everything

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Thursday, September 24, 2026

FORGOTTEN BOOK: STAR SURGEON

Star Surgeon by Alan E. Nourse  (1959)

One interesting sub-group of science fiction is medical science fiction, from the early days of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein to the plethora of today's medical technofiction.  Stories from the days of the 40s, 50s, and 60s -- L. Ron Hubbard's Old DocMethuselah, Murray Leinster's Med Service, James White's Hospital Station, and even Piers Anthony's dentist-to the stars Doctor Dillingham -- remain popular to this day.

Alan E. Nourse, who was a medical doctor by training, spent much of his science fiction career writing medical SF, including his brief Hospital Earth series.  When humanity finally invented a faster-than-light star drive and began to explore the galaxy, they encountered many thousands of alien races that formed the Galactic confederation of Worlds.  Earth was admitted to the Confederation on a probationary basis, eventually -- it was hoped -- to be given full status.  Because each of these races had their own unique talents in aggregate, it was decided that humanity would concentrate on its latent ability for medicine.  Thus Earth became Hospital Earth and humans became doctors to the many worlds of the Confederation, sending ship of medical professionals into space to respond to whatever medical emergencies might arise, usually to the planets who had signed a highly valued medical contract with Hospital Earth.  These space doctors consisted of small trams of probationary medics, hoping tearn the coveted "Star" that would indicate a full-fledged doctor after their one-year mission., of course, would help any race, contract or not, but it was hoped that a planet would agree to sign a contract once medical service was successfully given.

The hierarchy of Hospital Earth was rigid and divided as to medical specialties.  At the top were the Black Doctors of Pathology, who were also the administrative arm of the organization.  Among other groups were the White Doctors of Radiology, The Red Doctors of Surgery, The Green Doctors of Medicine, and the Blue Doctors of Diagnosis.  Each persons ranking in the hierarchy as based on the number of Stars they earned, from One to Four.  Because humanity was on a probationary basis with the Confederation, Hospital earth felt it was incumbent to allow only humans in their membership.  Until...

Dal Timgar was a native to the planet Garv (the full name of the planet was too long and too unpronouncible to be of any use to humans).  He was short, covered with fur, and four-fingered, and since childhood has wanted to be a doctor, despite the fact that his family and his entire planet were highly successful merchants.  Somehow he was accepted for medical training on Hospital Earth -- it was generally felt that once he flamed out and failed that no other non-human would bother to attempt to become a doctor.  Despite extreme prejudice and antagonism from his fellow students, the faculty, and the administration, he managed to graduate.  Now he must on on a year-long flight as a Red Doctor with two fellow probationers to provide medical services on demand to a variety of planets and alien races.  Should Dal make even the slightest mistake, his enemies would not hesitate to kick him out.  His companions on the flight were Blue Doctor Jack Alvarez, who resented Dal for daring to take a position that should rightfully (and only) belong to a human, and Green Doctor Frank "Tiger" Martin, who was Dal's only friend during training.

So off we go into the galaxy, meeting strange races and stranger illnesses, most of which were easy to handle for the trio.  On one planet, an injury required a complicated surgery that Dal was unsure that he could perform so he asked for a Hospital Earth team to come to the planet to take over, nearly risking the patient's life; the surgery turned out to be fairly simple and Dal's hesitancy was a black mark against him and almost had him relieved of duty.

Then came a strange request from a little known and out-of-the way planet, 31 Brucker, whose people are being destroyed by a mysterious, unidentifiable plague.  Among the strange aspects of this case, 31 Brucker had been casually surveyed 80 years earlier and had been found to contain no intelligent races.  the inhabitants of 31 Brucker are now highly intelligent and evolved with an advanced technological science, although the population appear to avoid any technological advances whenever possible.  the simian-like people themselves where shy and withdraw appeared to accept the horrible fate that the plague has in store for them.  Two-thirds of the planet's population was already dying or dead, the remainder soon to join them.  Despite their best efforts, Dal, Tiger, and Jack could not find a cure for the plague; the virus causing it having completely baffled them.  Then Dal had a strange idea...what if their patients were not the inhabitants of 31 Brucker, but instead was the plague itself?


An intellectual puzzle wrapped in a protest against racism and prejudice, Star Surgeon is a competent story of people (of all races and types) facing near-impossible odds.  It reads well, although I wish  more time was spent going into the many alien races and their individual illnesses, even tough I realize that that would have slowed the book's pacing considerable.  All in all, a stellar --dare I say "Star"? -- achievement.


Alan E. Nourse (1928-1992) earned his medical degree from the University of Pennsylvania in 1955, helping to pay for his medical education by writing science fiction stories.  He wrote a bestselling nonfiction book, Intern, under the pseudonym "Dr. X," a pen name he also used, a name he also used for a few medical articles; he had a regular medical column in Good Housekeeping, which earned him the nickname "Family Doctor."  He published science fiction books for both juveniles and adults, often focusing on medicine and/or psionics.  Nourse also wrote a number of nonfiction books, many of them geared to a juvenile audience, including the So You Want to Be... series, The Teen Guide to Safe Sex, "Impact Books on various medical issues (viruses, hormones, herpes, AIDS, etc.), and books on astronomy (Venus and Mercury, the giant planet, the asteroid belts, etc.).  He also wrote The Body for Time-Life Books.  Critic John Clute has remarked on Nourse's "sharp and shapely virtues as a storyteller," concluding that "A sense of fundamental decency permeates Nourse's fiction; and, though sometimes too easily achieved, the victories of decency over bigotry cannot, either for the market upon which Nourse concentrated or the adult market in general, can be seriously faulted."

I find Nourse's fiction to be extremely addictive.

I also feel it is incumbent on me to mention one other thing.  Evidently the author's last name is pronounced "Nurse," which leads me to imagine hospitals loudspeakers to blare out, "Paging Doctor Nurse. Paging Doctor Nurse" to the confusion of all around.


Star Surgeon is available to be read on the internet:   http://durendal.org/anss/

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

PHILO VANCE: THE CASE OF THE CELLINI CUP (APRIL 29, 1943)

Ogden Nash opined that Philo Vance needs a kick in the pance, and I can see where he was coming from.  I can only take S. S. Van Dine's works about the detective in very small doses -- like one in every three to four years.  Does the same aversion  work with the radio program about Mr. Vance?  Let's see.

"The Case of the Cellini Cup" is one of only two episodes starring John Emory to survive.  Here, Philo investigates the murder of an owner of a curio shop.

Check out the link to see how he did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z94TI4mJV90

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: MUCKLE-MOUTHED MEG

"Muckle-Mouthed Meg" by Howard Pease  (from Border Ghost Stories, 1919)

    'Hang him, Provost!' cried the Town Clerk; 'he was caught red-handed, i' the verra manner, makin' awa aff wi' a quey o' your ain frae oor Common.'

    'Fear God, Provost,' exorted the Burgh Chamberlain, astonished at the Provost's hesitancy, ' nut ne'er a North Tyne Robson."

     'Ay," rang out a dozen voices from the crowd assembled in front to the Provost's house in Hawick, 'mak him "kiss the woodie", let the prood Northumberland thief cool 'is heels i' the wind!'


Accent notwithstanding, it's obvious that the townspeople wanted blood.  Bot the Provost's wife had another option,  Taking her husband side, she pointed out that their daughter, "Muckle-Mouth Meg," may never marry without a handsome dowry.  But the accused was a handsome young man; they could marry him to Meg and have them ride off together -- even if he was one of the "auld enemy."  If he married Meg, his dowry would simply be his own life.  How could he refuse such an offer.  Meg was not a beauty, but she was not ill-natured and would do in a pinch as his housekeeper.  and so the deal was set, and the crowd was as pleased at a wedding as they would have been with a funeral.

And Meg determined to be a good wife, especially once she found out that her new husband was not already married.  "I and bake an' mak ye sowans, scones, brose, kail o' all kinds, an' parritch."  Curious about her new home, she asked, "There wull be muckle ghaists aboot?"  He answered "There's naught but the 'wee gray man' o' the moor, but here's no harm in 'im."

And things were going well, even though there was some talk of young Robson taking a Scot as a wife.  Soon the talk reached the ears of the Land Sergeant of Gilsland, who resented the Robsons ever since one of that ilk gave him a "lick" on the head in a fray a few months bygone.  He determined this was a case of treason for, marriage or not, "all intercommuning with Scots is clean against Border law."  He decided to take two men and capture young Robson and bring him before the Lord Warden's court, where he would surely be condemned to hang.

When they arrived to take Robson, Meg was alone.  She told the Sergeant that the house was o the edge of the border of Scotland and any "intercommuning" was done on Scottish soil.  And when he tried to serve a warrant, Meg called out for the Bargeist, a giant ram with "loose hide and hanging horns, long tail and clattering hoofs"  The Sergeant's men took off in terror:  " 'Tis the Bargeist, the Bargeist!  Ye can fight against thae devils if ye like,  but I'll no."  So off they went, soon to be followed by the Sergeant whose horse was sent on its way by a smack on the buttock.  They stopped half a mile away.  the Sergeant's men wanted to head home, but the Sergeant wanted to head back and arrest Robson.  Then who should ride by but Robson, on his way home,  They attacked him and a bloody battle ensued.   Robson slew the two of the men but his lance got caught and the Sergeant was bearing down on him with a gleaming spear.  Then Meg threw herself in front of her husband and Robson found himself on the ground, "kneeling beside his wife whose life-blood a spear head was drinking."  Dying, she asked for a kiss...on the "muckle moo."


The story was most likely based on a Northumberland legend.  It has all the rhythm and pacing of a well-told folk tale.  I have no idea what happened to the evil Sergeant (presumably he also met his end) but it doesn't matter, the tale is about the impossible and reciprocal love between a deformed girl and a handsome young man, and it's an effective one, suitable to be told over a warm fire on a cold Northumberland night.


Howard Pease (1853-1928) "was an English writer from Northumberland, a barrister by training who devoted himself to the history, ballads and folklore of the Border country.  His ghost stories grew directly about of that landscape of peel towers and raiding country, and he also wrote on the region's antiquities and the Border wars." (Aeneaus Press)  Pease's family had interests kin the railway business;   he was a landowner and an ex-sheriff of the County and "has taken a wide and practical interest in the administrative, artistic and literary affairs in Northumberland."  He was a member of the Society of Antiquities and served as editor of the Northern Counties Magazine, Newcastle-on-Tyne.   He married Margaret "Marna" Kynaston, the daughter of Canon Herbert Kynaston in 1887; their youngest son, Captain Cuthbert Pearse, died at age 24 in 1916 "of wounds in the action beside Ginchy.  He lost his life leading his company in one of the finest heavy fire that has been made in the war."  Among Pease's other books were Borderland Studies, The History of the Northumberland (Hussars) Yeomanry, 1819-1919, The Lord Wardens of the Marches of England and Scotland, Tales of Northumbria, and The white-Faced Priest, and Other Northumbrian Episodes  -- all of which are available on the internet.

 He should not be confused with another Howard Pease (1894-1974), a popular American author, of 22 novels, mainly children's books (they'd be considered "young adult" books today), many of which were nautical adventures featuring young merchant mariner Tod Moran.  (When I was in elementary school, it seemed that the Scholastic Book Club was top-heavy with Tod Moran mysteries.)  That Howard Pease was also a high school English teacher and was principal of Los Altos Elementary School.

Monday, September 21, 2026

OVERLOOKED TELEVISION: MICKEY SPILLANE'S MIKE HAMMER: THE HIGH COST OF DYING JANUARY 7, 1958)

Mickey Spillane's tough private eye made his television series debut with "The High Cost of Dying," starring Darrin McGavin.  The syndicated half-hour series ran from January 7, 1958 to November 28, 1959 for a total of 78 episodes.  Spillane himself had minimal involvement in the series ("I just took the  money and went home"), thus the character was not as gritty as the author had portrayed him.  Nonetheless, the series was knocked from some corners for its "excessive and gratuitous violence" and TV Guide opined that it was "easily the worst series on TV."  That reaction, I suppose, mirrored the common perception at the time of Spillane's work, despite the fact that the books rank among the best selling novels of our time with estimated sales of more than 200  million copies, and that Spillane received a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Private Eye Writers of America in 1983 and was named a Grand Master by the Mystery Writers of America in 1995.   I liked the series, and McGavin had a tongue-in-cheek approach to the character that many viewers responded to.

In this premiere episode, a convicted bank robber, Floyd Ingalls,  has been stabbed in prison and is dying.  He asks Hammer it retrieve the loot he hid before he was arrested and use the money to ransom his wife who had been kidnapped.  But things may not be what they seem.

Directed by Lawrence Dobkin and scripted by Ken Pettus.  Throughout the series Bart Burns played Captain Pat Chambers, Hammer's cop buddy, in 22 episodes.  (Sorry, no Velda in this version of the series.)  Also included in the cast were Lynne Allen, William Allyn, Robert Patten, Eleanore Tanin, Don Kennedy, Paul Baxley, Neil Collins, Herschel Graham, and Russ Collins.

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfK93gNoCGY&list=PLRDHyUbhI8-WLt2eiUXzvx7A2bwQFwOO5&index=1

Sunday, September 20, 2026

SOME MUSIC FOR TODAY SEPTEMBER 21

 Today is the birthday of novelist, historian, and critic H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

"Long Live H. G. Wells" - an Iannan patriotic song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSxBdZFa-k8


And, 89 years ago today, J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit was first published

"Misty Mountains" - Peter Hollens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEwzFF4HeB8&list=PLUcJ_HmO2bE9ct1GtRlV2486p6PNpRXB2&index=15



It's also the birthday of British composer Gustav Holtz, best known for his orchestral suite The Planets

"Jupiter" - a flash mob from the Berkee Contemporary Symphony Orchestra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3cpOrB1GW8



Frances Mary Albrier (1808-1987) was a civil rights activist born on this date; she played an important role in eliminating discrimination of Black teachers in Berkeley, California public schools; during World War II she was a welder at the Kaiser Shipyards in Richmond California, and became (after much protest) the first Black woman to join the Boilermakers Union.  I thought this song would be good tribute to her.

"Step by Step" - John McCutcheon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uybcmVIrou4



Preston Tucker (1903-1956) was an automotive entrepreneur who developed the Tucker 48 sedan (aka The Tucker Torpedo), whose innovative deign called for a water-cooled aluminum block flat-6 rear engine, disc brakes, 4-wheel independent suspension, fuel injection, all instruments within reach of the steering wheel, seat belts, and a padded dash -- unusual for 1948.  a campaign to discredit Tucker (perhaps orchestrated by the Big Three automakers) led to the decease of the  model.

"Tucker Torpedo" - Electric Land

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iXW0FPailI



I hope Chuck Jones (1912-2002) needs no introduction.  Here's the Monteral FILMHarmonique Orchestra with backing up the classic 1957 cartoon What's Opera, Doc?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzofK0r7Gw0



Fred Hunt (19023-1986) was a British modern and trad jazz pianist.

"St. Louis Blues"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHpDRR1wWjk



The legendary Leonard Cohen's (1934-2016) background as a poet and a novelist influenced  many of his songs.  Here's one of my very favorites.

"Dance Me to the End of Love"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGorjBVag0I



Royden Dickey Lipscomb ("Dickey Lee," b. 1936) -- has there ever been anyone better with teenage tragedy songs?

"Patches"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpjs9nEBVOQ



Don Felder (b. 1947) was the lead guitarist for The Eagles

"Hotel California"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLl4PZtxia8



Keith Harris (1947-2015) was a British ventriloquist who gained fame with puppets Orville the Duck and Cuddles the Monkey

"Orville's Song"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=795ZcTlIH9Q



Stephen King (b. 1947) is one of the world's best-selling authors, but he was also a member of The Rock Bottom Remainders (other members included -- among others -- Dave Barry, Amy Tan, Ridley Pearson,  Scott Turow, Mitch Albom, Roy Blount, Jr., Barbara Kingsolver, Matt Groening, Greg Iles, Al Kooper, Roger McGuinn, and honorary member Maya Angelou. 

"Hey, Little Girl"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wCX4i2kp04



Corinne Drewery (b. 1959) has a dual career as a fashion designer and as a singer/composer, most notably with Swing Out Sister

"Don't Let Yourself Down" - Swing Out Sister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQdVUU0DeiE



Cheryl Hines (b. 1965) is an actress and (really?) comedian who happens to be married to a waste of protoplasm.  I don't know if she is a singer and if she is, whether she is any better at it than Lara Trump, but she does have some ideas on how singers should breathe.  I suppose I really should be guilty for knocking her, but I don't.  Not a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aTwWnCInFI



Faith Hill (b. 1967) is one of the most successful country music stars of all time

"Wild One" - her first #1 country hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WifpCsOQ3JM



Wale (Olubowale Victor Akintimehin, b. 1984) is an award-winning rapper and professional wrestling enthusiast.  He played Chango in Season 3 of American Gods

"Overthink" (featuring Elmiene)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEfoHSFeTII



Wang Junkai (b. 1999) is a Chinese singer and actor; he debuted as leader of the TFBoys in 2013.

"Ode to a Tree" (with English subtitles) - written when he was sixteen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdfDqznPxnc



Happy Birthday or anniversary to all!


Saturday, September 19, 2026

Friday, September 18, 2026

TEENAGE BOOBY TRAP (1970)

 An educational comic book from the Department of Justice.

Is it possible...

...that someone you care about has

changed for no apparent reason?


From eager, active, enthusastic

To passive, apathetic, and hopeless


From friendly, open, trusting

To suspicious, antagonistic, alienated


From talkative, clear, expressive

To silent, confused, withdrawn


From dependable, helpful, attentive

To forgetful, vague, disinterested


From confident, poised, self-assured

To oppressed, tormented, persecuted


From vital, healthy, energetic

To nervous, up-tight, restless


From optimistic, cheerful, pleasant

To cynical, pessimistic, moody...?


When someone claims drugs are the answer,

They may be the cause.

(Okay, it's obvious the author of this does not know teenagers.  No teen has ever been all of the positive things listed.  Not even in 1970.  I should know because I was there.  Teenagers are confused, uncertain, questioning, and entirely obsessed with how they fit in with their friends and the world around them.  Teenagers -- and most adults -- a just muddlin' through and trying to  make sense of things.)

This "informational" comic book appears to be targeted to pre-teens, rather than teenagers, explaining that drugs can be good and can save lives but the misuse of drugs if bad, bad, bad and could cost lives.  It does go into a discussion of sedatives, hallucinogens, and stimulants, and the history of drug abuse in past cuiltures,

The main question it asks is is drug abuse a sickness or a crime?  It seems the 1970 Department of Justice has taken the position that  drug dependents need help, not scorn...and that drug dependency can be overcome with

  • desire
  • proper attitude
  • courage, and
  • will power
...it's all up to you, kids!

And, beware of marijuana, kids, because POT OPENS THE DOOR!

And using LSD is comparable to playing Russian Roulette.

And the use of amphetamines can lead to paranoia, depression, mental instability, and suicide.

And a barbiturate user can become quickly dangerous and paranoid.

And morphine (or "M" and "Dreamer," as the kids call it) and heroin (or "H," "horse," scag," "Harry," and "joy  powder," as the kids call it) is addictive and bad, bad, bad.

And let's not get into codeine (or "schoolboy," as the kids call it), or methadone and meperidine (Demerol), and other synthetic opiates, which may be used to walk kids down from stronger drug addictions -- they can helpful but do you really want to be in a position to have to use them?

So what can be done about drug abuse (aside from the four points bulleted above, that is)?  Well, education, of course -- which is the purpose of this comic book.

Kids, you have to choose a path -- one that will lead to Despair, Disgrace, Bitterness, Crime, Insecurity, and Dependency...or one that will lead to Self-Respect, Confidence, Security, Acceptance, and Health.  Which one will you choose?

Here's a hint:  the artwork in this book portrays addicts as long-haired, dirty, reclusive, slack-jawed, and looking more than a bit below normal in intelligence (and let's not mention the portrayal of the pregnant addict).

This was an earnest attempt on the part of the Department of Justice in 1970.  I wonder if the DOJ has changed any in the intervening 56 years?


https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=102412