Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: THE MYSTERY OF THE WORM

"The Mystery of the Worm" by John Pelan  (from Shadows Over Baker Street, edited by Michsel Reaves & John Pelan, 2003; reprinted in Pelan's collection Darkness, My Old Friend, 2016)

In "The Problem of Thor Bridge," Watson mentions an unpublished case of Sherlock Holmes -- "a remarkable worm said to be unknown to science."  Watson's notes on the case remained locked in a safe deposit box until mankind was ready to hear of this amazing adventure.  Thirty years later, Holmes was cultivating bees in retirement in Suffolk and Watson finally revised the notes into a full record; still, mankind was not ready, so the full story once again went into a secure location.

The time is 1894, a few months after Holmes dealt with "the ferocious Colonel Moran."  A man claiming to be Dr. Robert Beech appeared at Holmes' lodgings, asking his help to translate marking on an indecipherable cylinder.  The cylinder, about a foot long and four inches wide and made of some greenish metal, was covered with "a chaotic melange of whorls, slashes, and geometric shapes."  Beech also produced a crudely carved star-shaped stone =and a glass vial containing a "singularly repulsive floating in formaldehyde.  The worm had nasty looking mandibles surrounding what appeared to be a stinger.  The items were recovered from a lost city in the Egyptian desert.

Holmes told his visitor to leave, calling him no more than a common fraud.  The man quietly left, leaving Holmes to explain his reasoning to Watson.  Shortly thereafter, the man who had sent "Beech" to Holmes appeared.  He was Doctor Nikola, the evil protagonist of a series of five fantastic novels (1895-1901) by Australian writer Guy Boothby.  Nikola told Holmes that he had passed Nikola's test by identifying "Beech" (who was really Nikola's assistant Persano); Holmes thus proving to have a great intellect -- almost as great as Nikola's own.

Nikola, who appeared to be about 35 years old, claimed to be much older due to his scientific researches.  Nikola's goal was to achieve immortality.  He had hoped to gain the secret from "a Chinese gentleman who I have every reason to believe was young when the pyramids of Giza were being constructed;" but that relationship fell through, but not before Nikola had sampled a certain compound the Chinese gentleman had developed.  (The Chinese gentleman, unnamed, would later launch an attack of England.  Guess who?)  Nikola believed there were others who possessed this Elixir Vitae and that they could be persuaded to share its secret with him.  These "others" were not of this Earth.  In his researches, Nikola learned of a lost city buried in the Egyptian sands which may hold the secret of the magical elixir.

Nicola located the city and found a series of massive column, each with a star-shaped stone bolted to the top.  As a matter of habit, Nikola's tent was located far from his bearers and the columns.  During the night, one bearer attempted to steal the star stone.  The next morning the entire camp was empty, with only red blood seeping into the sand.  The star stone was located just a few feet from its column.  Nikola reasoned that whatever beings came that night had been previously prevented from reaching this world by the proximity of the star stone to the columns.  Now he is ready to call these beings by placing the star stone away from its column.  And he wanted Holmes' assistance.

Holmes and Watson find themselves in dire danger after realizing that this was merely one of Nikola's experiments...

And the worm?  It turns out that this was just one of several species left behind by the beings from whatever dimension they came from.

Not germane to the story itself, but it is interesting that Watson mentions two of his writer friends in this story:  Dick Donovan (real name James Edward Preston Muddock, the prolific author of mystery and horror stories, whose tales were as popular at the time as those of Conan Doyle, and "Burke", presumably Thomas Burke, who wrote popular stories about the Limehouse area of London.


John Pelan (1957-2021) was a knowledgeable author, editor, and publisher of small-press science fiction and weird and horror fiction.  He was the recipient of the International Horror Guild Award and the Stoker Award.

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

OVERLOOKED FILM: AGGIE APPLEBY, MAKER OF MEN (1933)

Aggie Appleby (Wynne Gibson, Night After Night, The Crosby Case, Double Cross) is a waitress at Nick's Restaurant.  She lives with Red Branahan (William Gargan, The Story of Temple Blake, Rain, Cheers for Miss Bishop; Gargan has also played fictional detectives Ellery Queen, Martin Kane, and Barrie Craig), but money is tight and Branahan gets arrested and thrown in jail.  Unable to pay her rent, Aggie goes to her friend, a housecleaner named Sybby (Zasu Pitts, No, No, Nanette, Ruggles of Red Gap, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, and about a zillion others).  Sybby sneaks Aggie into a room belonging to prissy Adoniram "Schlumpy" Schlump (Charles Farrell, 7th Heaven, Old Ironsides, Street Angel) Schlumpy is out of town so Aggie at least can= get some sleep.  Of course, Sch=lumpy comes home early and finds Aggie, but he's taken by her story and allows her to stay (he takes the sofa).  Schlumpy, despite his elevated social upbringing, is out of work; he is also in love with Evelyn (Betty Furness, Midshipman Jack, Dangerous Corner, They Wanted to Marry, later know as a spokesperson for Ge, a consumer affairs advocate, and the consumer affairs expert of NBC's Today show).  Aggie is kind at heart and decides to help Schlumpy.  As often happens in these films, Schlumpy falls in love with Aggie.  For her part, Aggie is worried about the class difference between the two...

Is lasting love in the cards for these two?  Watch the film and find out.

Directed by Mark Sandrich (The Gay Divorcee, Top Hat, Buck Benny Rides Again) and written by Humphrey Pearson (Bright Lights, Bride of the Regiment, On with the Show!) and Edward Kaufman (Hips, Hips, Hooray! Romance in Manhattan, McFadden's Flats).

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysk7nUuSx7s+

Monday, March 23, 2026

THE DOG DAYS OF MARCH

Today is National Puppy Day!  In honor of our canine friends, here's a few musical doggie treats!


"Hound Dog" - Big Mama Thornton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmpwvxW0gW0


"Old Shep" - Red Foley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yppc3rk9ET8


"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?" - Patti Page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqwq4AgMiik


"Walking the Dog" - Rufus Thomas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1KAlQSYjw


"The Puppy Song" - Harry Nilsson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdJj8Bay5vk


"My Dog and Me" - John Hiatt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrigtEd8jAs


"Me and You and a Dog Named Boo" - Stonewall Jackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5es7VYrRC64


"Who Let the Dogs Out" - Baha Men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs


"Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog" - Johnny Cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNK8A_bXwA


"Story 'Bout a Dog" - Louis Prima

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exbjdR-njk8


"Hellhound on My Trail" - Robert Johnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHAIgpih86E


"Snoopy vs. The Red Baron" - The Royal Guardsmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtJ1Gnh9wPU&list=PLVMMoXln1rEQdQOIWlrX-K_kscVsW40WP&index=30


"Don't Pat That Dog" - Jim Stafford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21JeM_jDtDo


"Salty Dog" - Lead Belly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFLlPgM3S8


"Girl and Her Dog" - Mary Chapin Carpenter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkuUeI7nQXA&list=PLVMMoXln1rEQdQOIWlrX-K_kscVsW40WP&index=50


"Ol' Red" - George Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAvJ1IDwmuw&list=PLVMMoXln1rEQdQOIWlrX-K_kscVsW40WP&index=41


"He's a Tramp" - Peggy Lee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djwsBmqtBTw


"Lassie Opening Theme" - from 1967

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcN3Inbykx4


"The Adventures of Rin Tin Tin Theme Song"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlUgjYYrp-U


And, a word of warning for those who might want to pet THAT dog...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybhNTqetubQ

Thursday, March 19, 2026

LONG WEEKEND

No blogging for a while.  I have a dolphin watch cruise scheduled for Friday, our annual Engligh high tea in honor of Kitty's birthday on Saturday, and a delayed corned beef and cabbage feast followed by the March meeting of Erin's Family Book Club on Sunday.  Busy, busy,  busy,,,

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

HALLMARK PLAYHOUSE: WYATT EARP, FRONTIER MARSHAL (MARCH 24, 1949)

Today marks Wyatt Earp's 178th birthday!  A legendary lawman and entrepreneur, Earp's reputation has become murky with the passage of time and he has generally been seen as a positive force in Western  history due to his portrayal in mass media, while in truth he could rightly deserve detractors as well as admirers.

Stuart Lake's bestselling 1931 biography, Wyatt Earp, Frontier Marshall, had much to do with the popularized perception of Earp as a dedicated lawman, and it is this work that forms the basis of the Hallmark Playhouse episode linked below.  That book, later to be revealed as highly fictionized and glossing over or ignoring major aspects of Earp's life, was the basis of at least three films (Frontier Marshal, 1934, Frontier Marshal, 1939, My Darling Clementine, 1946), as well as the popular television series The Life and Legend of Wyatt Earp (1955-1961).

So here's Wyatt, without warts, as the fierce and courageous lawman we all want him to be.  Richard Conte stars.  Also featured were Gerald Mohr and Lurene Tuttle.  Noted author James Hilton served the host; Hilton was also the person who selected which stories would be featured on the show.

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DE8xAefp2c

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: THE DEATH CRY

 "The Death Cry" by Arthur B. Reeve  (first published in Weird Tales, May, 1935; reprinted in The Television Detectives' Omnibus [also published as Great Tales of Crime and Detection], edited by Peter Haining*, 1994; and in Dead Men Tell Tales, a collection of seven Craig Kennedy stories, Black Dog Books, 2008)

Craig Kennedy, "The Scientific Detective" first appeared in "The Case of Hilda Bond" in Cosmopolitan, December 1910, the first of a long series of 81 stories for that magazine through July 1915.  At one time, Kennedy rivaled -- and perhaps out-passed -- Sherlock Holmes in popularity.  Kennedy appear in about 171 stories (an accurate count is beyond my ken) and in 30 books,  both novels and collections.  In addition, there were eight films about the character (three of which featured Harry Houdini), an unknown number of radio programs, two comic strips, and a 1951 television series.  Many of the Craig Kennedy stories bordered on science fiction with the use of scientific devices.  It is possible that a number of tales about the character were ghost-written.

The man behind this was prolific author Arthur B. Reeve (1880-1936), who also created detective characters Constance Dunlap and Guy Garrick.  Reeve was also a screenwriter, and would also adapt a number of films written by others for newspaper syndication (one of these was for the "lost" 1928 film Tarzan the Mighty; Reeves adaptation was published in book form in 2005 from ERBville Press); he also wrote a number of scenarios about fake spiritualists for millionaire-murderer Harry K. Thaw (the guy who killed Stanford White over Evelyn Nesbit, the "Girl in the Red Velvet Swing"); Thaw refused to pay and a lawsuit resulted which Thaw eventually lost.

Kennedy began as a scientist who would solve crimes using both chemistry and psychology, with his repertoire eventually widening.  Kennedy was also a man of action, carrying two pistols and not afraid to use them.  As the series progress, the character became more of a hardboiled detective and faced both racketeers and spies.  By 1930 the author became an anti-racketeering crusader, hosting a  national radio program on the subject.  During World War II Reeve would help establish a spy and crime detection laboratory in Washington, D.C.

"The Death Cry" may have been the last Craig Kennedy story the Reeve published.

Kennedy has been called to the Three Pines Hotel in the Catskills to investigate a mysterious murder.  The victim was found in a locked room, killed while in bed, blood covering his throat.  When the blood was wiped away, two small puncture holes were discovered over the jugular vein.  Previous to the body being discovered, a terrifying and inhuman cry was heard,  but no one could ay where exactly it came from.  The hotel itself had been in business for ten years; most of the guests had fled after the murder,  but eight remained in residence, including a self-proclaimed psychic, a nervous old lady, a professor claiming to be a great scientist, a smug New York broker, a young married couple with a secret (she would later try to commit suicide), and a man who appeared strangely amused by the whole affair.  Also at the hotel were the manager, the hotel clerk, and Old Peter, a queer duck of a handyman who kept disappearing.  Soon after Kennedy arrived, that mysterious, fearsome "death cry" was heard again, signaling another impossible murder.  Add to the mix a ten-year-dead hermit, a hidden cave, a missing grave marker, a British inheritance, and a strange black figure seen in the distance, and lyou hav+e all the ingredients for an atmospheric melodrama:

"A gust of dark musty air came from the yawning hole.  There was something fetid, mephitic, bestial in it.  Black as jet, the yawning cavern opened in front of Kennedy and Blount."

And:

"Then came the second scream, this time the weird, inhuman scream that started in a low wail and increased until it echoed and re-echoed in the night,  It was the scream of death -- inhuman, terrifying, unearthly."

The story is good fun, despite plot holes you could drive a truck through.  And, frankly, Reeve is not a good writer, but he is able to pull the reader along breathlessly without stopping to consider how the sausage was made.  And, really, stories like this are not meant to be examined, but are to be read uncritically and hastily.

Recommended for what it is.


The May 1935 issue of Weird Tales is available to be read online from the usual suspects.


* Haining (1940-2007) was a prolific and oft-times sloppy anthologist who should rightly be credited for bringing to light a number of forgotten and overlooked works, although his research could be very flawed, and bibliographical details can be both confusing and irritating.  The volume listed above first appeared in 1992 as Great Tales of Crime and Detection as an instant remainder, but carries a 1988 copyright notice; it appeared in 1994 as The Television Detectives' Omnibus; the book contains 32 stories about fictional detectives who have been portrayed on television (Perry Mason, Philip Marlowe, Sam Spade, Father Brown, Sherlock Holmes, Jane Marple, Hercule Poirot, Lord Peter Wimsey, as well as a number of characters less familiar to American readers), and the book's back cover and inside front cover flap both proclaim a story about Mike Hammer which does not appear and likely was wishful thinking.  the book also at one point states Antonia Fraser's detective Jemima Shore as "Jemima Shaw."  I prefer to think both of these flaws belong with the publisher rather than the anthologist. 

Monday, March 16, 2026

OVERLOOKED FILM: THE LUCK OF THE IRISH (1948)

What is St. Patrick's Day without a leprechaun and a little bit of Irish whimsey?

Here's Tyrone Power, Anne Baxter, and Cecil Kellaway -- perfectly cast as Horace, the leprechaun; Kellaway was nominated as Best supporting actor for this role.

Directed by Harry Koster (The Bishop's Wife, Harvey, My Man Godfrey), and scripted by Philip Dunne (How Green Was My Valley, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Forever Amber), from the novel There Was a Little Man by Guy Pearce Jones and Constance Bridges Jones (who also penned Peabody's Mermaid, filmed as Mr. Peabody and the Mermaid, 1948).

Enjoy.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jyXxv5aHQg