Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Friday, May 15, 2026

FORGOTTEN BOOK: FOUR LIVES AT THE CROSSROADS

Four Lives at the Crossroads by Lawrence Block  (first published as Crossroads of Lust, Midnight Reader #427, 1962, as by "Andrew Shaw"; by Block in his LB Books imprint under the current title as part of his 'Classic Erotica' line in 2016; moved by Block to his 'Classic Crime Library' line in 2019)


This was Block's 49th published book and he would soon move out of the softcore novel market.  Block had already begun publishing crime novels and a few ghost-written works when the Scott Meredith agency cut him loose as a client; most of his softcore novels were published by Larry Hamling's Greenleaf Press, which was a closed shop working exclusively with Scott Meredith.  This allowed block to move on to bigger and better markets, including temporary stops with mainstream lesbian novels as "Jill Emerson" and "nonfiction" sexual case studies as by "John Warren Wells."  Soon he would be publishing stories about Evan Tanner, Chip Harrison, Matthew Scudder. and Bernie Rhodenbarr -- characters forever linked to Block's name.  But in the early adult softcore novels, one can trace the development of Lawrence Block as writer -- it is no accident that, from his eleventh published novel, many of his softcore books fit easily into his Classic Crime Library.

In Four Lives at the Crossroads, we have Block experimenting with plot, style, and structure.  Going by the title alone, one would expect the book to concentrate on four main characters, but there is a fifth main character in the novel -- the small Indiana town of Cedar Corners, which Block approaches as an entity of its own, much like Ed McBain/Even Hunter did with Isola kin the Eighty-Seventh precinct novels.   Nothing much happens in Cedar Corners, but behind some doors...

The four human protagonists in the book are Betty Marie James, Luke Penner, Joyce Ramsdell, and Martin McLeod.

Betty Marie is a beautiful girl -- a smart, talented, and popular high school student.  She has been dating Luke Penner for about a year.  She likes him but is not excited by him.  What Betty Marie wants more than anything is to lose her virginity.

Luke Penner, is an earnest but dull high school student who is madly in love with Betty Marie.  Luke plans on marrying Betty Marie after they graduate.  He will then go to work at his father's gas station, eventually taking over the business, while Betty Marie keeps popping out babies.  Luke is not aware enough to ask Betty Marie is she want to be popping out babies; she doesn't.  Luke is also chivalrous and wants to wait until marriage before having sex with Betty Marie, whom he considers a pure and pristine goddess.  One evening they were this close to making love before Luke thought better and stopped, leaving Betty Marie angry and extremely frustrated.  Luke was also frustrated and, after dropping Betty Marie off, he found a prostitute to take his virginity for ten dollars, not realizing that he was paying twice her normal fee. 

Joyce Ramsdell is the town tramp and proud of it.  If she accepted money she would just be a whore, so she is a tramp but not a whore -- a distinction she is proud of.  For the past few weeks she has been giving her favors solely to Martin McLeod, and has decided that she is in love with him.

McLeod is an ex-lawyer and ex-con who drifted into town a few months ago and remained.  He is a counter clerk at the local diner.  His troubles began when he came home one evening unexpectedly and found his wife making love with another man.  In a rage, he grabbed a knife and stabbed the man multiple (actually thirty-seven) times, killing him.  Killing a man who has cuckolded you may be forgivable, but it is still aginst the law.  McLeod received a light sentence in McAllister Penitentiary.  When he came out he had lost his wife, his home, his career, and his law license.  H has lost all ambition and is just drifting through life.  His low-paying job at the diner givers him enough money for rent, food, booze, and cigarettes, with just a little left over.  He has been seeing Joyce only because he has nothing better to do; he is afraid to have any real feelings for her.

So those are the characters.  What will Block do with them?

Burl, a local low-level bootlegger, approaches McLeod, asking him to go in with him on a planned armored car heist.  McLeod hesitates but eventually agrees solely because he needs something in his life.  Betty Marie is still upset that Luke refuses to take her virginity so she turns to local bad boy Jimmy Kell, who was more than happy to oblige; Betty Marie discovers that she really, really, really likes sex and continues to see Jimmy, who really, really, really likes the benefits of dating Betty Marie.  Jimmy, who is a talented drive and has a fast car, has also been delivering illegal liquor for Burl and has agreed to drive the getaway car for the planned heist.  McLeod has been preoccupied with Burl's offer and has not been attention to Joyce, who decides to get even.  She picks up Luke and begins teaching him kin the art of love.  It turned out that Luke did not need many lessons -- sex, it turns out, is his talent and he has become a sex machine; Luke plans to soon abandon Joyce and head out for greener pastures.  McLeod see Joyce and Luke making love and has a flashback to his former wife and her lover -- this time he does not grab a knife, but vomits in the yard in disgust.  Eventually, McLeod ends up with Betty Marie, who was half his age, because in these books and at this time in America nobody thought must about that sort of thing. 

All the players are in place, setting the stage for an explosive, violent, and bloody finale in which many of the characters are significantly altered and/or destroyed.

Dark and brooding, it turns out that crime really does not pay.

Recommended for what it is, although it may not be everyone's cup of moonshine.

Thursday, May 14, 2026

NICK HARRIS, DETECTIVE: ALTAR OF SACRIFICE (MAY 30, 1939)

 Nick Harris Detectives (established 1906) is the oldest USA owned detective agency, founded in 1906.  Harris was a former police reporter for the LA Times who was asked to join the LAPD; he left to form his own detective agency and Professional Detective School, solving "even the  most baffling of crimes."  His reputation grew through a series of public  speeches and newspaper articles about true crime to the point that he began his own true crime radio show, usually airing twice a week, from 1923 until 1942, when he passed away.  The show covered all types of crimes, all supposedly true -- but I cannot speak to how "true" each episode was.

"Altar of Sacrifice" explores a series of flower shop robberies and the strange  motive behind them.

It's time to dig out your deerstalker and calabash pipe because the game is afoot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_AiVbe2EBg

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: THE DEAD SPEAKETH NOT, THEY JUST GRUNT NOW AND THEN

 "The Dead Speaketh Not, They Just Grunt Now and Then"  by "Lionel Fenn" (Charles L. Grant)  (from The Ultimate Zombie, edited by Byron Preiss & John Bettancourt, 1993; no known repirints)

Let us sing the praises of Kent Montana, the heroic Scottish baron and hero of five B-Movie adventure novels (Kent Montana and the Really Ugly Thing from Mars, Kent Montana and the Reasonably Invisible Man, Kent Montana and the Once and Future Thing, Mark of the Moderately Vicious Vampire, and -- winning my vote for the best book title ever, hands down -- 668:  The Neighbor of the Beast)  and several short stories.  Throughout these adventures, our hero finds himself having "to do battle with forces that were generally beyond his ken, which is where, all in all, he preferred to keep them." 

This time circumstances bring Kent to a lonely plantation deep in Central New Jersey, a land steeped in Jersey zombie lore and legend.  A telephone call from an old college chum, Sir Ronald Kenilworth of the Yorkshire Kenilworths.  Sir Ronald is distraught and tells Kent that someone in the house is trying to kill him.  Then Sir Ronald screams and the line goes dead.  Kent immediately calls the  number back and gets Sir Ronald's beautiful daughter Sally, who informs him that Sir Ronald is dead, having passed just ten minutes before.  Then Sally screams and the line goes dead.  Kent once again calls back and reaches the Kenilworth's cook, Matilda, who tells him that Sally is now dead, having passed just ten minutes before.  Then Matilda screams and the line goes dead...

Kent Montana realizes that he must go to the mysterious corn-enshrouded wasteland of New Jersey to discover what had happened to his good friend, his daughter, and their cook.  Arriving there, among the constant beat of mysterious drums from the corn fields surrounding the plantation, he is greeted by Sir Ronald's manservant, Denbro, "a short, gray-haired black man in a white suit with wide gold piping."  Denbro bring him Sir Ronald's two sons, Roland and Robert, the last of the Kenilworth family.  Also there is Lucy Dane, a former inamorata of Montana's who had rebounded in hopes of winning Sir Ronald's affections.

Montana is told that the family suffers under a cruse delivered by Momma Holyhina because her lover, Pierre Grumage, had been fired by Sir Ronald when he tried to organize the plantation workers.  Pierre, realizing he had nothing left to live for, threw himself into the ocean and drowned.  Momma Holyhina recovered the body, turned him into a zombie, called upon the god of vengeance, Lamolla, and placed the curse on the family.  All the workers then abandoned the plantation in fear and a zombie fetish symbol of coming death was nailed to a door.  Montana is told that he should flee, but that it would do no good, because the zombie Pierre "will follow you.  Wherever you go.  There isn't a mountain too high or a ocean too deep... he'll follow."

And all the while, the winds sloughs and rustles through the corn and the incessant sound of voodoo drum beats continue...

Just then, Lucy screams from a balcony.  There, on another balcony is the shambling figure of Pierre, with Robert in his arms.  He lifts the body and throws it off the balcony, where Robert lies crushed on the ground bellow.  Pierre lurches back into the building an reemerges with the screaming body of Roland.  Again, he lifts the body and tosses it off the balcony where he lies dying on top of his brother.  Lucy fires a gun and bullets slam into Pierre's chest to no effect.   Lucy runs to Kent and the zombie follows.  Kent sends a bullet into Pierre's skull, but he just keeps coming.

Golly.  How can Kent put a stop to this rampaging beast?  I guess you just have to reed the story to find out.


In addition to writing tongue in cheek tales about Kent Montana, Grant (1942-2006) has written a n umber of other humorous fantasies and pastiches.  He is best known, however, for his horror and fark fantasy novels and anthologies, and for being an advocate of "quiet horror," "subtle, atmospheric works that eschew overt violence in favour of the [powerful terrors of the imagination." (John Clute).  In addition to eight novels and four collections set in the fictional Connecticut town of Oxrun Station, he has published some two dozen novels horror novels.  Grant was won three World Fantasy /awards and has been nominated for the award 23 times.  He has also won two Nebula Awards and has won a Bram Stoker Award for Lifetime Achievement, was named a World Horror Grand Master, and received the British Fantasy Society's Special Award for Achievement.  He has edited over twenty anthologies, including the eleven-volume award-winning Shadows series.  He has penned young adult science fiction and horror series, Gothic romances, and historical romances, and tie-in works, and has edited Writing and Selling Science Fiction for the Science Fiction Writers of America.  Among his many pseudonyms are Lionel Fenn, Geoffrey Marsh, Simon Lake, Mark Rivers, and Timothy Boggs (notice a pattern here?).  His other pseudonyms include Felicia Andrews (best-selling historical romances, Deborah Lewis (Gothics) and Stephen Charles (the young adult Private School series).

Also, near and dear to my heart, was his brilliant bimonthly newsletter, Haggis, which once devoted its entire front page to my thrilling recounting of "How I Met a Haggis."  The newsletter also serialized an unpublished novel, Lancelot and Blanche, which, after all these years, still begs for book publication.

He died far too young from heart failure resulting from COPD at age 64, leaving two children from his first marriage and his second wife, the writer and editor Kathryn Ptacek (the Gila Queen).

I would highly recommend any book written by Charles L. Grant -- excepting, of course, the novelization of the Bruce Willis film Hudson Hawk, which as a book is almost as bad as the movie itself.

OVERLOOKED TELEVISION: THE ADVENTURES OF TUGBOAT ANNIE: OPERATION HOTCAKE (JUNE? 1958)

 Norman Reilly Raine's stories about Annie Brennan, the widowed captain of the tugboat "Narcissus," which appeared in The Saturday Evening Post from 1931 to 1961 (with a posthumous appearance in 1981), were some of the most popular stories the magazine published, leading to the character's depiction in three films by three different actresses -- Marie Dressler, Marjorie Rambeau, and Jane Darwell.  A television series was commissioned in 1954 that took two years to develop, finally airing in Canada min 1957 with strong enough ratings to interest American television.  Sadly, the show did not attract a large American audience, presumably because of its simplistic humor.  (Although I remember one elderly neighbor when I was a child who thought it was one of the best things on television; he also loved the television show Life with Father, so his opinion may have to be taken with a grain of salt.)

Annie (Minerva Urecal), who had formerly skippered a garbage scow, now sails the Pacific Northwest in a ship owned b y the Severn Tugboat Company.  The kind-hearted Annie seems to always find time to assist people in trouble.  Her rival is fellow tugboat captain Horatio Bullwinkle (Walter Sande); throughout the 39 episodes of the series, they trade barbs and attempt to steal jobs from one another.  Other regulars included Eric Clavering as Shiftless, Annie's deckhand, and Don Orlando as Pinto, Annie's cook.  

"Operation Hotcake" was directed by Sam Newfield and written by Bill Freeman and Larry Rhine.  I could not find an official air date for this episode but the previous episode aired on May 26, so I think it's safe to place this in June, most likely June 2.

When Pinto asks for a raise, the company fires him, so with backing from Annie and Shiftless, he opens up a diner -- Pinto's Hotcakes Haven.  And the laugh tracks keep on comin'...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kYy7Ft6O3E

Sunday, May 10, 2026

HAPPY NATIONAL EAT WHAT YOU WANT DAY!

Surely it cannot be coincidence that today is also Hostess CupCake Day.

Here's some holiday music to get you started celebrating:

 
"I Want a Little Sugar in My Bowl" - Nina Simone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg384whVQzc


"Everybody Eats When They Come to My House" - Cab Calloway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E03NZOIxGmQ


"One Meatball" - Josh White
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5banQi2LuM


"Food, Glorious Food" (from OLIVER!) - The Kilkenny Musical Society
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EqER1sawnc


"Eggs and Sausage (In a Cadillac with Susan Michelson) - Tom Waitts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2GfMu0JJs8


"Savoy Truffle" - The Beatles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erg1aRORJX0&list=PLxuaaONzLc3ctq6jcZg4ByhLX3jH9np-h&index=15


"Bread and Butter" - The Newbeats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw53esk0mZc 


"Buttered Popcorn" - The Supremes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLfwo8luyZk


"Angel Cake and Wine" - Glenn Yarborough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Xs_a2UwIE


"If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd Have Baked a Cake" - Eileen Barton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1wEVPqFFCg


"Peel Me a Grape" - Diana Krall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfJ_c2tyfQ0&list=PLxuaaONzLc3ctq6jcZg4ByhLX3jH9np-h&index=28


"Banana Pancakes" - Jack Johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gB2prIYghM&list=PLxuaaONzLc3ctq6jcZg4ByhLX3jH9np-h&index=20


"The Java Jive" - Ink Spots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gB2prIYghM&list=PLxuaaONzLc3ctq6jcZg4ByhLX3jH9np-h&index=20


"Animal Crackers in My Soup" - The Muppets with Elke Sommer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZNlXoux1uE


"Cheeseburger in Paradise" - Jimmy Buffett
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBsPZV14I-k


"Solid Potato Salad" -  Ella Mae Morse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_kGzyblvuI&list=PL853E34065BE73F65&index=14


"All That Meat and No Potatoes" - Fats Waller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaJRg-RZ8Vo


"C Is for Cookie" - Cookie Monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw


"The Candy Man" - Sammy Davis Jr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsp35yn411A


"Lollipop" - The Chordettes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9C61bjGk4k




And... If you actually eat anything you want, this could happen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA3Xq30CB60

Saturday, May 9, 2026

MOTHERS' DAY HYMN TIME

Remembering Kitty, the mother of my children today, as well as my own mother.  Also, so very grateful for my two daughters, both amazing mothers of amazing children.


"A Mother's Love - Gena Hill, expressing one of the greatest gifts the universe can bestow:

(2585) A Mother's Love by Gena Hill | Lyrics and Chords | Mother's Day Song - YouTube 




















THE THREE STOOGES #2 (OCTOBER 1953)

It's strain-your-eyes time at Jerry's House of Everything.  Her is what is billed on the cover as the 'World's First! Three Dimension Comics."  And who am I to doubt that claim?

First, a confession.  I am not a three Stooges fan.  I much prefer Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, the Marx Brothers (even with Zeppo), the Ritz Brothers, Wheeler and Woolsey, and almost anyone else above the Stooges.  But I know there must be some Three Stooges fans out there, so this one is for you.  I hope you happen to have some 3-D glasses hanging around your house.

Here are Moe, Larry, and Shemp (sorry, Curly,  Curly Joe, and Joe Besser!) in three poke-your-eyes-out adventures -- "Men in the Moon," "The Nigh8tmares of Benedict Bogus," and "Pie-Rates' Reward, " plus a two page- filler.  There is also a brief story about Stunt Girl, and the "World's First Three Dimension Letters to the Editor." 

Don't expect any further three-dimensional comic books in the space for the foreseeable future.


https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=57688