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Friday, October 23, 2026

FANTASTIC FOUR #1 (NOVEMBER 1961)

Let's hop back in time 65 years (has it really been that long?) and meet a new comic book superhero group -- The Fantastic Four -- Reed, Sue, Johnny, and Ben.

Here's their origin story and their clash with their very first villain...The Moleman!

Enjoy.

https://archive.org/details/ff01_1961/mode/1up

Thursday, October 22, 2026

FORGOTTEN BOOK: THE ICE-COLD NUDE

The Ice-Cold Nude by Carter Brown, 1962

Now let us sing the praises of Alan Geoffrey Yates (1923-1985), the English-born Australian author who developed a world-wide fan base writing as "Carter Brown."  He was more of a publishing phenomenon than a good writer, and the total number of books he sold may well number in the tens (perhaps hundreds) of millions.  Art Scott has described the Brown books as exhibiting "no pretentions to being other than lightweight, breezy entertainment, to be read in one sitting and forgotten."  Scott goes on:  "The Brown books are indeed formula potboilers, and can be cruelly picked apart on grounds of sloppy plotting, minimal characterization, uninspired prose and, of course, unbelievability (the plots and characters have tended to  become sillier over the years).  Yet the formula has proven consistently popular; this uncanny mix of action, sex, and humor, with its attendant refusal to be taken at all seriously, is escapism pure and simple."

I can personally attest to that.  The Carter Brown novels, which came in a steady stream from Signet Books, helped put me through college; they were far more interesting than many of my classes, and I once tore through five Carter Browns in a single day.  (The other thing that helped me through college was that there three barrooms within walking distance from my dormitory; well, four actually, but the fourth was a rough Mexican bar often cited in the local police report, a place where any student with a lick of sense and a hope for survival avoided.)  Think of the Carter Brown novels as potato chips, or peanuts, or popcorn.

I don't know if there is an actual count of how many books Alan Yates published.  There were at least over 220 Carter Brown books, as well as over 75 novellas, many of which were published separately; Wikipedia gives the count as 322 published Carter Brown novels.  Add to that uncounted western, horror, and science fiction novels under various pseudonyms.  Many l\of the early Carter Browns were published in Australia and England as  by Peter Carter-Brown (or Peter Carter Brown).

And then there were the characters.  Carter created at least fifteen series characters.  The most popular were:

  • Al Wheeler, a California homicide detective (52 books, many being reprinted by Stark House, bless them)
  • Rick Holman, a Hollywood troubleshooter for the stars (34 books)
  • Danny Boyd, a New York private detective (33 books)
  • Mavis Seidlitz, a tough and sexy female private eye (12 books)
  • Larry Baker, a Hollywood scriptwriter with a perpetually drunk partner (6 books)
  • other series detectives were Randy Roberts, Paul Donavan, Andy Kane, Mike Farrell, Mark Jordan, Joe Kahn, Ivor MacCullum, Max Dumas, Greg Ballard, and Carter Stanton.
The Ice-Cold Nude was the twelfth book in the Danny Boyd series.  Boyd is an egotistical (every woman should be falling for his profile; if  not, there's something wrong the the woman) and brutal private eye, the type that often appears the the '30s and '40s pulp detective magazines.

Boyd's normal beat is New York City, but this case brings him to Santo Bahio, California, tasked with finding and returning a one hundred thousand dollar (that's 1962 dollars) diamond tiara.  The tiara has been on display at a posh jeweler's and was intended to be a publicity ploy for a beauty contest sponsored by a plastics manufacturing company -- the winner to be crowned and photographed wearing the tiara.  There were three finalists in the contests and, under heavy security, each was photographed wearing the crown for advance publicity photos.  After the photo session, the tiara was placed back on display, only to be discovered later that it was a fake.  The switch had to have been made during the photo session.

The suspects were the jewelry store owner (Boyd's client), his assistant (who designed the original tiara and is fond of painting naked ladies), the president of the plastics company (a bully philanderer who likes to hit women), his wife (who hates him and constantly strays), the publicity manager for the plastics company (who first suggested using the tiara), the photographer, and the three finalists in the contest, lone of whom is a blackmailing "tramp" with what appears to be mob connections.  Ad o that list, that model's older sister (the only "plain jane" in the book, one of those who, at the end of the movie, releases her hair from a bun and takes off her glasses, and VAVOOM!), and the red-haired  buxom Jeweler's receptionist (who appears to be impervious to Boyd's charms -- what is wrong with her?).

And pretty soon we have a murder.  A naked lady in a shower, no less.  And Danny Boyd's local police nemesis is planning for Danny to take a fall.

And, just for fun, here's two examples of the author's deathless prose:
  • Her eyes were moist, like wet olives, a she smile into my face and I felt my crew cut stand up in stiff revulsion.
  • I left her still thinking about it, and I could tell she was thinking hard because of the disturbing thought waves that rippled down the front of her orlon sweater.


Reading a Carter Brown book is akin to wallowing in the shallow end of the detective novel pool.  I love it!


Somewhat off subject, but a few things should be mentioned.  A  number of sources, including the St. James Guide to Crime & Mystery Writers states that Yates was also gothic suspense writer "Caroline Farr," who published at least 48 books from 1966 to 1980, 45 of which were published by Signet in the U.S.  Not so.  "Caroline Farr" was a by-line of another prolific Australian author Richard Wilkes-Hunter (1906-1991).

The Yates estate says that he wrote all of his books himself, with the exception of ten books from 1958 when Yates was overseas.  Those were written by C. J. McKenzie, an editor for Yates's Australian publisher, Horwitz.

Stories have circulated that prolific writer Robert Silverberg once wrote four Carter Brown novels while he was client of the Scott Meredith Literary Agency, but the novels were never published.  I've seen no proof of this. but I believe it.

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

DUFFY'S TAVERN: ARCHIE PROPOSES TO MARIE "THE BODY" McDONALD (APRIL 6, 1945)

Duffy's Tavern, where the elite meet to eat, ran from March 1, 1941 to December 28, 1951 on several radio networks (CBS, 1941-41; NBC Blue, 1942-42; and NBC, 1945-1951), and featured Ed Gardner as Duffy's bartender Archie.  (Gardner had originally created the character as early as November1939 on NBC's Good News for 1940.)  The show was co-created  by Gardner and Abe Burrows, who also served as head writer for the first five years.  In 1949, Gardner moved the show to Puerto Rico, hoping to take advantage of tax  breaks, but many of the high-powered guests stars, who were a main feature of the program, opted not to travel that far, and the program died in 1951.

The show moved to the big screen, once, in 1945, with Paramount Pictures' release of Ed Gardner's Duffy's Tavern, with a line-up of 32 of Paramount's biggest stars playing themselves, including Bing Crosby, Paulette Goddard, Betty Hutton, Alan Ladd, Veronica Lake, Dorothy Lamour, and Robert Benchley.  In 1954, Duffy's Tavern re-emerge as a syndicated television series for 39 episodes.  Because of other commitments, Gardner restricted himself to merely acting in the series.  The show was not a success:  "woefully cookie-cutter in design,"  "TV-sitcom cliches," and "this isn't the same Duffy's Tavern we had known for so many years on the radio."  (an earlier, hour-long version of Duffy's Tavern had been filmed for the All Star Revue series; it was never aired because the sponsor [Pet Evaporated Milk] was a milk company and the barroom conflicted with the company's image.)

For those too young to remember, Marie "The Body" McDonald (1923-1965) was an actress, singer, and popular World War II pin-up girl.  Despite her popularity, her career was hampered by press attention to her romantic life.  She had numerous high-profile romances and seven marriages (including one re-marriage) and once made a questionable claim of being kidnapped by two men and held for ransom.  She died at age 42 from what was deemed to be an accidental "active drug intoxication due to multiple drugs."

In this episode, also known as "Archie Tries to Impress Marie,"  Archie pretends to be an wealthy eccentric to win her heart.  Predictably, things backfire.

Enjoy.

https://archive.org/details/duffys-tavern-205-archie-proposes-to-marie-the-body-mc-donald-04-12-46

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

A SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY TWOFER, PART 2: THE HOAXTERS

"The Hoaxters" by Richard Wilson (from Galaxy Science Fiction, June 1952; reprinted in the collection Those Idiots from Earth, 1957)

Sam and Alex, lone researchers on a lone asteroid, are bored.  They have already spent three months of their hitch with absolutely no results for their work, which consisted of hand rolling pieces of the asteroid in search of something -- they have note been told what they are looking, or why they are looking for it, or even why they must do the searching by hand rather than by using the technology that is available.  They are bored and feel useless and are homesick.  The asteroid, for all intents and purposes, is devoid of life; the only living thing is a tiny one-celled organism that buries itself deep within the asteroid, presumably feeding on some element in the soil -- Sam and Alex called the organisms "vizzies," for "invisibles."

Every day for the past three months, they have been broadcasting their results to Earth, always with the dame four words:  "All well. Progress nil."  Then, because he was bored, Alex want to change the daily message to:  "All well.  Progress...Break for urgent.  S.O.S.  Research Station Nineteen.  Attack on station  by alien life form from coordinates zero four eight x two seven.  Request patrol craft blast spot as own armament ineffective."  Sometime boredom needs  some excitement to break things up.  Sam was reluctant, feeling that Alex's scenario (which postulated an attack by one of Jupiter's patrol ship) would blow up in their faces.  He suggested an attack by the vizzies, rising from the ground in some sort of migratory pattern and forming an unspecified multi-cellular threat.  That sounded even better to Alex.

Not only did the patrol come and leave an o-bomb crater a quarter of  mile wide, but they were followed by reporters covering the event.  

The two managed to pull off their hoax,  but soon they got bored again, and like the boy who cried wolf...

And now officials began to consider the "attacks" to be "problematical."  Although official reports backed up Sam and Alex's story, in private the patrol and the corporation just did not believe them.

And then Sam and Alex learned that they really did not known anything about the vizzies...


A cute story about man-made hysteria and its consequences, although this time with a redeeming ending.


Richard Wilson (1920-1987) was a journalist and long-time news director.  A founder of the legendary science fiction group The Futurians in the 1930s, He was the author of some 120 short stories and three well-regarded satirical science fiction novels.  Wilson was instrumental in having prominent science fiction authors donate their papers to the George Arents Research Library of Syracuse University, now acknowledged as "the most important collection of science fiction manuscripts and papers in the world."  Wilson received  Nebula Award in 1968 for his novellette "Mother to the World," and tow other of his stories have been nominated for Nebula Awards.  "In his later years, Wilson reportedly made it clear to colleagues that he remained too content in his professional life to continue seriously in a writing career."  [John Clute]  His writing was marked by a polished professionalism, often with a gentle satiric and humorous edge.   One can do far worse than seek out his writing.

A SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY TWOFER, PART 1 : THE SERPENT

 THE SERPENT

 THE SERPENT

Three boys were playing together in a field; and as they played, one passing by called to them:  "Beware!  in the corner of that field is a poisonous serpent, whose bite is death."

"Alas!" said one child.  "How terrible, to think that anything evil should be in a place so lovely.  Let me flee from it!" and he wept, and ran from the place.

"Why," said the second child, "should such a thing be here?  what is the reason of it?"  and he found himself a safe place, and sat down to ponder on the matter.

The third child picked up a stone.  "Show it to me!" he said.

-- Laura E. Richards, The Silver Crown:  Another Book of Fables, 1906


Laura Elizabeth (Howe) Richards (1850-1943) was the daughter of Dr. Samuel Gridley Howe, an abolitionist and the founder of the Perkins Institution and Massachusetts School for the Blind, and of Julia Ward Hlowe, who wrote the lyrics for "The Battle Hymn of the Republic."  She was a pre-kindergarten- to-second-grade elementary schoolteacher in Gardiner, Maine.  She published some ninety books during her lifetime, including biographies, poetry, and children's books.  Julia Ward Howe 1819-1910, a biography she co-wrote with her sisters, won a Pulitzer Prize in 1917.  Her children's book, Tirra Lirra:  Rhymes New and Old, won the Lewis Carroll Shelf Award in 1959.  Among her best-known books was Captain January, 1891, which was made into a Shirley Temple movie in 1936.  One lof her most popular poems for children was "Elephony," 1932 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJVSDAdxpNc).

Monday, October 19, 2026

OVERLOOKED FILM: THE STRANGE CASE Of DR. Rx (1942)

From IMDb:  "A mysterious vigilante known as 'Dr. X' strikes again.  Assigned to the case is private detective Jerry Church but the crimes are baffling and involve strangulation and a possible attempt to implant a gorilla's brain into a human body."  Don't you just hate when they try that?

Featuring Patric Knowles (The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Wolf Man, Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man) as the detective and Lionel Atwood (who ended his career by frequently playing criminal doctors or mad scientists in low budget B-movies).  The two are abetted by Anne Gwynne (House of Frankenstein, Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome, Arson, Inc.), Samuel S. Hinds (It's a Wonderful Life, You Can't Take It with You, Scarlet Street), and Mona Barrie (Something to Sing About, Skylark, Cairo).  Throw in appearance from Shemp Howard, Mantan Morland, and an uncredited Ray "Crash" Corrigan (in one of his early gorilla suits as Nbongo the gorilla) and you have a campy low-budget wonder.

Directed by William Nigh (Rose of the Rio Grande, Mr. Wong in Chinatown, Lady from Chungking) and scripted by Clarence Upson Young (Madame Spy, Night Monster, The Ghost That Walks Alone), from a story by Alex Gottlieb (Mystery of the White Room, Susan Slept Here, and the creator of the television shows Dear Phoebe and Love That Jill).  It should be noted that, although the film was scripted, most of the characters ad-libbed their lines.

The film got poor reviews on release ("[an] incredulous and wearisome tale"), although the Leonard Maltin Classic Movie Guide later called it a "fast-paced whodunit...but not particularly puzzling."

What do you think?

https://archive.org/details/the-strange-case-of-doctor-rx-1942

Sunday, October 18, 2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOR JOHNSON!

Karl Erik Tore Johansson (1903-1971) was a Swedish wrestler and B-movie star, perhaps best known for his appearances in films of Ed Wood, Jr.  He stood 6' 3", weighed up to 440 pounds, and shaved off his full blond hair to give him a more threatening appearance.  In person, he was quite different from his stage persona -- one co-worker described him a "a big sugar bun" -- a friendly, likable guy with a big heart.

Johnson had already been working in films for twenty years (mostly in uncredited roles) when Ed wood gave him second billing to Bela Lugosi in 1953's Bride of the Monster.  Johnson never had many lines in his films -- just being Tor Johnson was enough for his fans, but his screen presence always added something special to whatever film he was in.

Here's the MST3K presentation of  Bride of the Monster.

Enjoy.  And Happy Birthday, Tor!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1G8FvQyfnI