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Sunday, May 10, 2026
HAPPY NATIONAL EAT WHAT YOU WANT DAY!
Saturday, May 9, 2026
MOTHERS' DAY HYMN TIME
Remembering Kitty, the mother of my children today, as well as my own mother. Also, so very grateful for my two daughters, both amazing mothers of amazing children.
"A Mother's Love - Gena Hill, expressing one of the greatest gifts the universe can bestow:
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THE THREE STOOGES #2 (OCTOBER 1953)
It's strain-your-eyes time at Jerry's House of Everything. Her is what is billed on the cover as the 'World's First! Three Dimension Comics." And who am I to doubt that claim?
First, a confession. I am not a three Stooges fan. I much prefer Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, the Marx Brothers (even with Zeppo), the Ritz Brothers, Wheeler and Woolsey, and almost anyone else above the Stooges. But I know there must be some Three Stooges fans out there, so this one is for you. I hope you happen to have some 3-D glasses hanging around your house.
Here are Moe, Larry, and Shemp (sorry, Curly, Curly Joe, and Joe Besser!) in three poke-your-eyes-out adventures -- "Men in the Moon," "The Nigh8tmares of Benedict Bogus," and "Pie-Rates' Reward, " plus a two page- filler. There is also a brief story about Stunt Girl, and the "World's First Three Dimension Letters to the Editor."
Don't expect any further three-dimensional comic books in the space for the foreseeable future.
https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=57688
FORGOTTEN BOOK: BORN TO BE BAD
Born to Be Bad by Lawrence Block (originally published in 1959; reprinted in 1967 as Puta by "Sheldon Lord'; republished under Block's own imprint, LB BOOKS, in 2016 as part of his Classic Erotica series under the present title and Block's own name)
[I am a day late posting this, but I am sure you will forgive me because we are friends, right? Right?}
"In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking. Now, Heaven knows, Anything Goes..."
So, let's go back to the late Fifties and early Sixties and take a look at the paperback "Adult Reading" market of the time. What was hot stuff back then is pretty blase today -- the best-selling romance books one finds in respectable bookstore and public libraries put the old paperbacks to shame for their graphic content. Most of these so-called adult books back then were issued by bottom tier publishers to (I presume) unsophisticated men and horny teenagers. One of the major publishers was Bill Hamling's Greenleaf Publishing Company, which issued hundreds of titles under various imprints. Most of the books were written by young writers eager to get into print and eager to gain publishing experience; others were just eager; others were just eager for easy money -- the books would pay a thousand bucks, and if you were able to sell a book every month or two, that was pure gravy for the writers working to boost their career in other areas. Among the young writers working in that particular field were Lawrence Block, Donald E. Westlake, Robert Silverberg, John Jakes, Evan Hunter, and Hal Dresner. Other writers working with other publishers over the years included Marion Zimmer Bradly, Bill Pronzini, Jeff Wallman, Avram Davidson, John Brunner, Dean Koontz, Philip Jose Farmer, Michael Avallone, and Joe R. Lansdale. (It should be noted that both Evan Hunter and Dean Koontz have strongly (and unconvincingly) denied ever writing such books. Today these soft-core, "sleaze" paperbacks command a high price on the used book market, whether the author behind the pseudonym on the cover became well-known or not.
These books remain a time capsule into the mores and societal thinking of that time.
Born to Be Bad was Block's sixth published book -- he now has at least 215 books to his credit by my reckoning. His early soft-core and adult work appeared as by "Rodney Canewell," "Sheldon Lord'" "Andrew Shaw," "Leslie Evans," "John Dexter," "Don Holliday," "Ben Christopher," and "Jeremy Dunn." He also published fictionalized sexual case studies as by "Walter Brown, M.D.," "Benjamin Morse, M.D.," and "John Warren Wells," as well as mainstream lesbian novels a "Jill Emerson" and "Liz Crowley".
The protagonist of Born to Be Bad is Rita Morales, a beautiful, lush (they are always lush in these books), Hispanic girl from the Miami slums. She lives in a one-room shack with her mother, who is a whore. Despite all this, Rita is virtuous, intelligent, and does well in school. Rita is also just shy of sixteen. She is desperate to leave Miami and her home life and start over somewhere else, preferably New York City. To reach this goal she sacrifices her virginity to Pardo, an influential local criminal, for a ticket to New York and some new clothes and cash to get her started. Although she and Pardo only make love once, Rita was surprised at how much she enjoyed it. (at this piont, considering she is just fifteen and hesded to New York, I tought she might end up running into people named Jeffrey and donald.)
Rita's eventual goal is a husband, children, a house in Connecticut, and a good life. She doesn't necessarily have to love her husband to get this.
She arrived in New York, manages to get a cheap room, where the clerk ws going to charge extra because she looked Hispanic. (Prejudice against Latins was prevalent at the time; plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose.) She convince the clerk that her name is Rita Martin and get a couple of bucks take off the rent. Rita soon realized that finding a job would be hard with no experience lor work history. Another girl in the rooming house notices Rita's lush body (there's that word again; and this scene prefigures some later lesbian action that never occurred -- Block likes to keep his readers guessing) and suggested she try out for a chorus line at one of the city's night clubs -- one did not need to know how to sing or dance, you just needed to show odd a little bit of flesh. The manager of the club is a disgusting creep and Rita has to put out to get the job. For those keeping score, it's been just three days after Rita lost her virginity and she has now had sex for the second time. This time she did not like it and vowed not to make love again until there is a wedding ring on her finger.
Working on the chorus line, gives Rita the knowledge and confidence that can use her looks and her natural intelligence to make it in this world. She is not afraid to show her body and soon graduates to a stripper act that is taking the area by storm. She soon begins dating Ned, a rather dull but talented, by-the-book, mail clerk in an advertising agency who has dreams of rising in the agency. Rita hooks her star to Ned, while holding out for marriage before making love with him. Ned gets his promotion and the pair become engaged. Meanwhile, Pardo, the Miami gangster, has tracked Rita down and wants her to move make to Miami and become his mistress, But does not fit in with Rita's plans. One evening at a party, Rita has too much to drink and Phil, Ned's best friend, takes advantage of her. the scorecard is now: sex acts- 3; sex partners - 3. Rita is terrified that Phil will tell Ned and that Ned will break off the engagement. The Ned show up at Rita's apartment visibly upset -- he has a question to ask Rita and wants her to tell the truth. (Oh, no! did Phil spill the beans?) The beans, however, were spilled by Pardo, who told Ned that Rita was a Cuban! Horrors! If his bosses found out that Ned was marrying Latinas, career would be over! Rita, tear-filled, admits that he mother was Cuban but that she was born in Miami. She convinced Ned that no one else need know because she was now Rita Martin, and no longer Rita Morales. (I know that prejudice ran, and still runs, deep, but, Holy utility belt! Batman, even in 1959 I would have recognized Ned as a no-account creep.) Ned leaves mollified, but returns the next day blind drunk. Phil has spilled the beans. Rita is not a virgin. That means that Rita is just a cheap, common whore trying to string him along. Ned beats Rita viscously, taking his time, then forces himself on her brutally. (Did I mention that Ned, at heart, was a pure-dee creep?)
Rita's dreams for her future were shattered. She falls into a deep depression of self-loathing and self-doubt. You are a bad person. You are a whore, just like your mother. You were born to be bad...
But Rita remains ambitious and smart. She devises a plan for revenge and a path to her life-long dream. It's audacious and a bit unbelievable, but so is this entire novel...
An interesting piece of sleaze, not so much for its titillation but for displaying Block's growth as a writer who would become one of the most respected and honored (and, at times, unpredictible) mystery writers of his time.
Wednesday, May 6, 2026
THE FAT MAN: THE 19TH PEARL (JANUARY 21, 1946)
Okay. So you've had this runaway hit with your novel The Thin Man (Redbook Magazine, December 1933; book publication the following month), followed by the first in a popular film franchise later that same year (and a television series still to come from 1957-59), and perhaps you are wondering how to cash in on that even further. Why not create a radio show that riffs on the original title and call it The Fat Man? Or perhaps not. The show was developed by producer Mannie Rosenberg, and was supposedly based on a concept by Hammett. While Hammett's involvement -- or lack of it -- may be in question, that did not stop Rosenberg from using the Hammett name.
The half-hour program ran on ABC Radio from January 21, 1946 to September 26, 1951. It featured J. (Jack) Scott Smart as an overweight detective who was at first anonymous and then was named Brad Runyon, who could always be counted on to out-bamboozle the police.
..."There he goes into that drugstore. He's stepping on the scales." [The clink of a coin dropping into the slot.] "Weight: 237 pounds. Fortune: Danger. Who-o-o-o is it?" "The Fat Man."...
Smart also starred in a film version, The Fat Man (1951), with Clinton Sundberg, Rock Hudson, Julie London, and Jayne Meadows, with Emmett Kelley in his screen debut as an actor, and an uncredited Parley Baer. Lloyd Bennett starred in an Australian radio version for 52 episodes from 1954-55.
Clark Andrews, who created Big Town, directed most of the ABC Radio shows, with Charles
Powers helming the rest. Most of the scripts were penned by mystery writer Richard Ellington; other contributors were Robert Sloane and Lawrence Klee. Ed Begley co-starred as Sgt. O'Hara. Other cast members included Betty Garde, Paul Stewart, Linda Watkins, Mary Pattern, Rolly Bester (wife of science fiction writer Alfred Bester), and Vicki Vola; Amzie Strickland played the Fat Man's girl friend, and Nell Harrison was his mother.
"The 19th Pearl" was the first episode of the show to be aired. the Fat Man is at Grand Central Station when a beautiful woman comes up and gives him a hug and kisses him, apparently to distract a mysterious man who is following her. This unusual short-lived encounter leads to pearls...and murder!
Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSUIGL4B3sY
SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: RUNAWAY
"Runaway" by Darrell Schweitzer (first published in I, Vampire, edited by Jean Stine [Jean Marie Stine on the title page] and Forrest J Ackerman, 1995; reprinted in Schweitzer's collection Refugees from an Imaginary Country, 1999)
Lawrence is fifteen and is hitchhiking on a lonely highway in the cold, night rain. Not a problem because the cold doesn't bother him. He is carrying a knapsack.
Howard, an older man and a pederast, stops to pick him up. Howard begins to interrogate Lawrence, whom he calls Larry. Larry has no specific destination in mind, and begins to spin Howard a wild story.
Larry is running away from because his mother killed his father. His mother imagined herself to be a witch and began doing weird stuff which his father did not like, so he would beat her mercilessly. Seh and some of her female friends would hold meetings in the cellar. From his bedroom, Larry would hear tortured noises -- a cat, or a dog, and once he thought he heard a baby. Larry's mother would emerge from the cellar, naked and covered in blood. Then, Larry's father came home early one evening and was upset, so they killed him and took out his heart. Shortly thereafter, Mr. Andrescu, a mysterious person who filled Larry with fear, started showing up. Larry's mother called him down to the cellar, where Mrs. Walker, the lady from down the street, lay with her throat torn out and her heart missing. Mr. Andrescu also lay on the floor. Larry had to help bury Mrs.Walker, and place Mr. Andrescu in a box under the cellar floor. the next day, Mrs. Walker and Mr. Andrescu were there again, seemingly uninjured. Over the next few days, other members of the coven were killed -- Mrs. Dade and Mrs. Lovell and Mrs. Freeman and others Larry did not know -- and they all came back. Finally, Larry's mother called him into the cellar one evening and Mr. Andrescu told him that he was saving Larry for last as a favor to his mother.
As they were driving, they were passed through a bad accident scene by police. Larry told Howard that two persons were killed, and third would die soon.
Howard stopped to ;pick up some food -- hamburgers and fries -- but Larry did not eat. During the entire trip he kept reaching into his knapsack and touching...something.
It was about four in the morning when Howard stopped at a motel and got a room for the two of them. Howard was a little unsettled about Larry's wild story, but figures that Larry was displaying an odd sense of humor and was fabricating the tale, or that Larry was delusional. No matter, because Larry was a very handsome boy.
But once they entered the motel room, Howard discovered what Larry had in the knapsack that he kept touching so lovingly...
A short, sharp bite of a story, originally published in an anthology of eleven vampire tales published in the first person.
Darrell Sweitzer (b. 1952) is a writer of dark fantasy and horror, editor, and critic. He is the author of hundreds of short stories, at least fourteen collections, four novels, eleven poetry collections, eleven books of criticism and bibliography, eleven critical anthologies, ten books of interviews, and nine fictional anthologies, and has edited two collections of short stories by Lord Dunsany. He has been an editor of Weird Tales magazine and its successor, both singly and with others, from 1982-1986, 1987-1990, 1991-1994, 1994- 1996, and 1998-2007. He and others won a World Fantasy Special Award in 1992, and has been nominated three other tines for the World Fantasy Award and once for the Shirley Jackson Award. He won the Asimov's Readers Award for Best Poem in 2006. Schweitzer was also Editor Guest of Honor at the 1997 World Horror convention.
Tuesday, May 5, 2026
OVERLOOKED FILM: THE GHOST OF ROSY TAYLOR (1918)
Early Hollywood had its share of scandals, one of which was the unsolved murder of director William Desmond Taylor in 1920, which had a major effect on the careers of two of the era's brightest stars: Mabel Normand and Mary Miles Minter, both of whom were suspects in the public's eye but neither was seriously considered by police. The Tylor murder led to Normand's frequent drug use becoming known and her career went into decline until her death from tuberculosis a decade later.
Minter (1902-1984), born Juliet Shelby, began her stage career at age 5; to avoid child labor laws while appearing in a play in Chicago in 1912, her mother obtained a birth certificate for her deceased niece from Louisiana, and Juliet became Mary Miles Minter. Mary made her film debut in 1912 and starred in her first feature-length film, The Fairy and the Waif, in 1915 -- reviews of that film were positive: "Mary Miles Minter is the greatest child actress to be seen either on stage or before the camera. She is exquisitely fascinating, sympathetically charming, and delightfully childlike and human," Her career took off and she soon rivaled Mary Pickford in the public perception. Taylor first directed her in Anne of Green Gables (1919), and directed her in another three films before his murder in February of 1920. Mary had fallen hopelessly in love with the director and claimed that she and the man who was thirty years her senior had a relation; for the rest of her life, she declared Taylor to be her "mate." The reality of the relationship is in doubt, and Taylor's friends claimed that he tried to put her off, being all too aware of their age difference, and Taylor was supposedly deeply in love with Actress Mabel Normand. Nonetheless, romantic letters from Mary were found among Taylor's effects, which led the press to suspect a sexual relationship; perhaps the press were influenced by Mary's "marriage without benefit of clergy" at age fifteen to James Kirkwood, Sr., a film director who was twenty-six years her senior and already married -- that "marriage" ended when Mary became pregnant and her mother arraigned for an abortion. Following Taylor's death Mary made only four more films, before the studio refused to renew her contract. Despite offers from other studios, Mary retired. In her career, Mary made 53 films, most of which are now lost to the sands of time.
So who really killed William Desmond Taylor? The betting money is on Mary's mother, charlotte /Shelby, who has been describe as a manipulative and greedy "stage mother." Her initial statements to the police were elusive and "obviously filled with lies." In= addition, she owned a rare pistol and ammunition similar to that used to kill Taylor; following the murder, she reportedly threw the pistol into a Louisiana bayou. Police never acquired enough evidence to charge anyone with the murder.
The Ghost of Rosy Taylor is a comedy-drama based on a short story by Josephine Daskam Bacon. The film was written by Elizabeth Mahoney, who wrote from 1917 to 1920 -- nothing else is known about her from that date. It was directed by Edward Sloman, who directed over a hundred films between 1917 and 1938 -- perhaps the best known of these was A Dog of Flanders (1935). Also featured ion the film were Allan Forrest, George Periolat, Helen Howard, Emma Kluge, Kate Price, and Anne Schaefer.
Minter plays Rhoda Eldridge Sayers, a penniless orphan who travels to New York to be a nursemaid. when that position disappears, she finds herself in a boarding house with only seventeen dollars to her name. After two weeks, she is down to just one dime when she finds a letter in the park addressed to Rosy Tyler; the letter contains two dollars and instructions to clean a New York mansion of Mrs. Du Vivier every week. Rhonda tries to return the later and discovers that Rosy had died. She decides to take Rosy's place and accept the job. Things were going fine until Mrs. Du Vivier's brother sees Rhonda/Rosy cleaning the silver and thinks she is trying to steal it, and she is sent to a reform school. complications ensue.
Critical reaction to the film was mixed, but film historian Paul O'Dell said, "The picture has quite unbelievable charm, and Mary Miles Minter makes us forgive her lack of acting talent, by the sheer beauty of her face."
See for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQIlJa1BY20