Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Thursday, May 21, 2026

FORGOTTEN BOOK: FULLY DRESSED AND IN HIS RIGHT MIND

Fully Dressed and in His Right Mind by Michael Fessier  (first published n 1935, and based on the short story "The Man in the Black Hat [Esquire, February1934]. which was later reprinted in Philip Stong's noted anthology The Other Worlds, 1941; paperback edition [Lion Books #214], with a cover featuring a fully dressed Trelia in the lake, published in 1954; paperback edition published by Staccato Crime in 2022, including an additional three short stories)


A brief note by Anthony Boucher in his Recommended Reading column in the November 1954 issue of The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction noted the Lipon paperback reprint:  "a captivating 1935 fantasy long out of print and overdue for revival."  It has been sixty-eight years since that reprint but now the good folks at Staccato Crime -- an imprint from Stark House Press specializing in "Jazz Age Noir Classics," both fiction and nonfiction -- have brought this strange, wondrous, and quirky novel back to life.

Two things should be noted.  First, I truly do not know what to make of this book.  Second, it is fitting that this was published by Staccato because that describes the pacing of the novel.  As David Rachels explains in his introduction, "Michael Fessier launches Fully Dressed and in His Right Mind like a hardboiled rocket with 12 sentences totaling 269 words and only lone comma while the word and appears 25 times so the prose flies and flies with an occasional period allowing a quick breath but real rest not coming until clipped dialogue begins with sentence 13."  You are not sure if you are reading something from a drug-addled junkie or from an overly excited eight-year-old explaining something tremendously exciting that happened to him.  No matter.  What you know is that you are in for a wild ride.

Johnny Price is a man with little ambition.  He has enough family money so  the he does not have to work and spends his days reading, drinking and roaming San Francisco.  While standing in front of the Herald building he hears a shot and was one of a crowd who saw publisher Albert E. Bagley shot and killed.  As he makes his way away from the crowd he is joined by an innocuous little old man who informs him the he -- the old man -- is the one who killed Bagley.  No reason is given.  johnny feels the old man is a looney and heads home.  When he gets there, the old man is in his apartment with  no explanation of how he entered through the locked door.  The old man is cryptic but seemingly friendly, although non-talkative.  Over the coming days, the man keeps appearing without warning or explanation.  There is something very disturbing about him.  At times he seems to have some sort of mental control over Johnny; his eyes mysteriusly turn green and begin flashing.

The old man begins to appear with some of Johnny's friends:  Dorgan, a painter who destroys what he paints, George, a bartender who feels threatened simply because the old man looks at him, and Pete, the superintendent at Johnny's apartment building; when one of Pete's children becomes deathly sick, the old man enters the boy's room and simply stares at the boy until he passes away.  Whoever -- whatever -- the old man is, there is not question that he is evil.

One evening Johnny wanders into Golden Gate Park where there is a small lake.  He hears splashing and sees a naked woman swimming in the lake.  She is beautiful and unabashed.  He keeps returning to the lake and often sees her.  Her name is Trelia and she appears to ne a nymph, but, of course, that is not possible.  Eventually she comes closer and they talk.  When he reaches out to touch her she swims away under the water and is not seen again.  Johnny does not want to frighten her and slowly realizes that he is in love with her.  He admires her beauty but somehow her nakedness does not excite him.  Eventually she returns to him.  He asks her for a kiss, and it is a chaste, dispassionate kiss.  Johnny realizes that under the womanly beauty is just an innocent child.  He still loves her  but cannot desire her.  H also learns that recently the strange old man has been coming to the lake and watching Trelia and occasionally talking with her; in her innocence she believes he is harmless.

The old man is in Johnny's apartment etching Pete wash windows, hanging on the pane from the outside.  Johnny and Dorgan are in the kitchen getting a drink when Pete falls to his death.  The old man was on the opposite side of the room but both are convinced that he was responsible for the fall.

Dorgan wants to paint Trelia's portrait and Johnny convinces her to come to his apartment.  She arrives wearing a soft green dress -- the first time he had seen her clothed.  Over several days, Dorgan tries to capture on canvas but fails miserably.  He also has an unreasoning need to paint the old man's portrait, which comes out much better -- it captures the old man's innocent physical appearance, but, underneath, there appears to be an essence of pure evil.

Johnny confesses his love to Trelia, something she is unable to reciprocate.  she like him but does not love him; her love is limited to  the lake and the natural world of the park.  Johnny and Brogan decided to leave town to escape the old man,  but Johnny changes his mind.  Just then, two cops come in with a warrant for Johnny for the murder of George the bartender, who had been shot in the back.  the old man has made a reliable claim that he saw Johnny shoot George; he also said that Johnny had told George that he had shot Bagley, the publisher.  Johnny is beaten, arrested, and thrown in jail, and the entire city and the press are crucifying him.  Considering the police and civic corruption of the time, it appears to be a given that Johnny will be convicted and hung.  The old man -- still unnamed -- visited Johnny in his cell and indicates that Trelia will be his next victim.

Also visiting Johnny in his cell is a very excited Dorgan.  Trelia had come to the apartment worried about Johnny, but this was a very different Trelia, a Trelia who realized that she was in love with Johnny.  Suddenly Trelia was no longer a child in a  woman's body, but was a complete woman in love.  She is determined to save Johnny, but is it too late?  And how?


A wild and surrealistic ride.  A short novel, with 43 rapid-fire chapters crammed into 120 pages of text.  i am not the only one who did not know what to make of this book.  Reviewers at the time were at a loss to describe or to categorize it.  So let's just leave it by saying that it is sui generis, a thoroughly enjoyable and thoroughly unpredicable literary masterpiece.

One other thing that should be mentioned, and one that I would not have noticed had not Rachels pointed it out in his introduction.  the use of the color green in the novel dates back to the Middle Ages, where green had two opposing natures:  vert gai and vert perdu, one positive (the color of Trelia's dress that seemed to reflect the water of her lake) and one negative (the flashing green of the old man's eyes when he was irritated or angry) -- both of which add a bit of a mythic quality to the tale'

Fully Dressed and in His Right Mind had been on my "Want to Read If I Ever Came Across a Copy " list for over fifty years.  I'm glad I finally got a chance.  The Staccato Crime edition adds the three short stories Fessier wrote that were published in 1953 in the crime magazine Manhunt, and which I refuse at present to read because I am afraid it would lessen the impact of the novel.  I'll get to them later.


Michael Fessier (1905-1988) was a film and television writer who also churned out some remarkable stories between assignments.  Among his films were You'll Never Get Rich, You Were Never Lovelier, Wings Over the Navy, and several Fred Astaire/Rita Hayworth musicals; his television credits included Have Gun Will Travel, Bonanza, and Alfred Hitchcock Presents.  He published one other novel, Clovis (1948), about a highly educated and highly opinionated parrot; I'd be interested in reading that one, as well.

SUSPENSE: SUSPICION (AUGUST 12, 1942)

"Suspicion" is one of the most reprinted short stories by author and   scholar Dorothy L. Sayers, who was perhaps best known for the Lor Peter Wimsey mysteries.  It was first published in the premiere issue of Mystery League magazine (October 1933), edited by Ellery Queen and an ill-fated precursor to Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, and was reprinted in Sayers' 1939 collection In the Teeth of Evidence.  Since then, it has been reprinted at least thirty times, including in anthologies edited by the likes of Queen, Will Cuppy, Herbert A. Wise & Phyllis Fraser, Bennett Cerf, Raymond T. Bond, Lee Wright, John Welcome, Mary Danby, and Marcia Muller & Bill Pronzini -- more than any other story penned by Sayers.  The story has been adapted at least four time for television, and aired twice on the Suspense, first in 1949 featuring Charles Ruggles, and again on April 3, 1948 with Sam Jaffee in the lead role; in 1949 the story also transitioned to the Suspense television program as the second ever offering in that series.

Real estate agent Harold Mummery (Ruggles) fears for his ailing wife as police are searching for a cook suspected of poisoning several of her employers.  It happened that, as the suspected poisoner disappear, Mummery had hired a new cook...and now Mummery himself has been suffering from stomach problems and begins to suspect their cook of plotting to do them in.  He then discovered that someone has been tampering with a bottle of arsenic-based weed killer in his shed.  He managed to get a sample of some hot chocolate the cook had prepared and brought it to be analyzed.  When the results came back that the sample contained arsenic, he hurried home in a panic...


A tale of misdirection with a not-so-ambiguous ending as the poisoner appears to be revealed.


Enjoy this tale calculated to keep you in...SUSPENSE.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXNUqfEf5vI

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: THE RETURN OF THE SPECKLED BAND

"The Return of the Speckled Band" by Edward D. Hoch  (from the New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, edited  by Martin H. Greenberg & Carol-Lynn Rossel Waugh, 1987 [the expanded edition of 1999 adds Jon L. Lellenberg as an editor]; reprinted in The Sherlock Holmes Stories of Edward D. Hoch, 2008)

Five months after the strange events involving "the speckled band", Holmes and Watson ae once again called to Stoke Morton in Surrey.  Henry Dade 'recently gave up the wandering life of a gypsy to become a blacksmith" in Stoke Morton and to marry Sarah Tinsley, a young village girl.  This did not sit well with his younger brother Ramon, who has been urging Henry to leave the village and his wife and go back to the gypsy tribe.  (The fact that Henry, the elder son, spent his inheritance to buy the smithery and marry Sarah might have something to with it.)  The gypsy are encamped on the property of the late Grimsby Roylett, now owned   by his niece, Helen Stoner.  The property holds bad memories for Helen who has placed the estate up for sale and is now traveling Europe; once the property is sold, the gypsy tribe will be force to move out of the county and Ramon wants his brother to join them; Ramon feels the tribe -- the family -- is more important than Henry's marriage to an outsider.  Besides having kept the deadly swamp adder that was the speckled band of the previous story, he also kept several wild animals, including a baboon and a cheetah, which Helen sold to Ramon, telling him he could also have any other animals he found on the estate.  What Ramon did find, in an old shed and in a wire cage, was another swamp adder, identical to the first.  Ramon took the snake and, for unknown reasons, regularly milked the snake's venom, because (I guess) that's what gypsies did back in 1883.   Now Ramon has been taking the caged snake and using it to threaten Sarah and Henry wants Ramon stopped.  Sherlock takes the case because he wants to protect Helen Stoner and because he realizes that, if there actually were another serpent, it would be the even more deadly than its close cousin the krait.

Ramon declares that he has used the snake to threaten Sarah, only to scare her.  He feels that she only married his brother because of his inheritance.  Sherlock tries to convince Ramon to leave Henry and Sarah alone, but is not sure if his words have any effect.  He has a private word with Sarah later that evening, while Henry is resting upstairs after a hard day at the forge.  Before he leaves, Henry is found dead with a snake bite on his neck.  The room is locked and the windows are shut and there is no way the snake could have escaped the room.  A through search shows no sign of the snake.  There is some talk about Aaron's Rod, a biblical tale about a staff that became a serpent; there was an umbrella stand in the room containing a number of walking sticks about the same length as the missing snake.  And there is a mentally deficient gypsy who keeps popping up.

Holmes has to solve the who and how and why of the murder in order for Watson and him to leave Stoke Morton, hopefully never to return to that accursed village.

Not the greatest locked room murder Hoch has ever given us  but it is always interesting to read one of Hoch's stories about the world's first consulting detective.

Read it if you ever have the chance.

Monday, May 18, 2026

OVERLOOKED FILM: BEHIND THAT CURTAIN (1929)

 Charlie Chan was a fictional Honolulu detective created by Earl Derr Bigger in a series of six novels beginning with 1924's The House Without a Key -- a work he had been planning since 1919.  Chan, based loosely on real-life Honolulu detectives Chang Arpana and Lee Fook, was an instant success, spawning a movie franchise that eventually totaled 50 English language films; additional Charlie Chan films were produced in Cuba, Mexico, and China (with six films).  Chan was also featured on the radio with several different adaptations and on NBC's The Adventures of Charlie Chan; on Broadway in 1933 with an adaptation of Keeper of the Keys (written by Valentine Davies of Miracle on 34th Street fame); on television with The New Adventures of Charlie Chan (1956-57, starring J. Carrol Naish), the made for television movie The Return of Charlie Chan (shot in 1971  but not aired until 1977, with Ross Martin in the title role), and the animated series The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (featuring former Number 1 Son Keye Luke as Charlie Chan -- making him not-quite the first actual Chinese actor to portray Charlie Chan [see below]).  A Charlie Chan comic strip, running from October 24, 1938 to May 30, 1942, and at least seven different Charlie Chan comic books have been issued  by various publishers over the years.  A Charlie Chan board game came our in 1937, followed two years later by a Charlie Chan card game.  A Charlie Chan Mystery Magazine lasted for four issue in 1973-74; each issue featured a novella about the detective signed under the house pseudonym "Robert Hart Davis," a pseudonym also used for the lead novellas in The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Magazine and The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. Magazine); the four Chan stories were written by Bill Pronzini & Jeffrey Wallman, and Dennis Lynds -- it has not been confirmed who penned the remaining two stories.  Lynds also published a paperback original novel, Charlie Chan Returns 1980).  Michael Avallone novelized the Chan film  Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen in 1981.  Recently, John L. Swann has published two novels about Chan -- Death, I Said (2023) and A Tangles String (2024).  Charlie was also featured in pulp writer Edward Churchill's "Charlie Chan on Broadway" (Popular Detective, November 1937), and in Jon L. Breen's more recent "The Fortune Cookie" (Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, May 1971).

Almost without exception, Charlie Chan has been played by white actors, the exceptions being Keye Luke in the animated series and the first two films featuring Chan, The House Without a Key, a 1926 silent serial in which Chan appeared as a minor character portrayed by Japanese actor George Kuwa, and 1927's silent film The Chinese Parrot, with Chan being portrayed by a different Japanese actor, billed as Sojin -- both films are lost to the dust of history, and the tbird film.  The third English language film, Behind That Curtain, was released in 1929 and was the first sound Charlie Chan film; it featured E. L. Park (an actual Chinese actor) as Chan; Park's role (and Chan's was very brief -- one mention early in the film and several short appearances beginning about 75 minutes into the 90-minute movie.

The heavy lifting in the film fell to Warner Baxter, who played Col. John Beetham, a family friend of Sir George Mannering (Claude King), who asks for Beetham's help after a solicitor hired to investigate fortune hunter Eric Durant (Philip Strange) is  murdered.  Beetham takes Mannering's niece and the object of Durant's plan, Eve (Lois Moran) to British India.  Eve later leaves Mannering and travels to San Francisco, where she is followed  by Scotland Yard Inspector Sir Frederick Bruce (Gilbert Emery), who is on the trail of Durant.  Boris Karloff plays Beetham's manservant.  

And where does Charlie Chan fit into all of this?  Good question.  Let's see if you can answer it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqvlJQhlTkg


Sunday, May 17, 2026

WHERE'S AIMEE?

One hundred years ago today, evangelist Aimee Semple McPherson vanished.  Sister Aimee (1890-1944) was a Pentecostal preacher, evangelist, and founder of the Foursquare Church who pioneered the use of radio to broaden her reach (and her donations) through her weekly sermons from Angelus Temple, an early megachurch.  She was the most publicized Protestant evangelist of her time, surpassing even Billy Sunday; her faith healing demonstrations drew tens of thousands.  "McPherson's preaching style, extensive charity work, and ecumenical contributions were major influences on 20th century Charismatic Christianity."  She promulgated the idea that the United States was a nation was a nation guided and sustained by divine intervention.

Her vanishing after a swim at Venice Beach caused a media frenzy, fueled in part by William Randolph Hearst's Los Angeles Examiner.  Many assumed she had drowned, and, in fact, two people actually drowned trying to locate her body.  Aimee's mother, who preached in her stead that day, told the congregation that "Sister is with Jesus."  Others were not so quick to judge.  Kenneth Ormiston, a radio station engineer, had left his job with Aimee's temple six months before, and there were stories that Ormiston and Aimee were seen driving up the coast, and some people thought that the two had run off together.  On just one day, Aimee was reported seen in sixteen different cities.  Because no body had been found, some believed her to have been kidnapped.  Her mother offered a $25,000 reward for her safe return.  Reports that she had been found in a cabin in Canada on June 5 turned out to be a case of mistaken identity.  A number of fraudulent ransom demands were received.  The whole country wondered, where was Aimee?  What had happened to her?

Then on June 23, Aimee stumbled out of the desert in Sonora, Mexico, collapsing in front of a Mexican couple who had approached her.  She appeared emaciated; her shoes were covered with desert and, her hands were filthy, there were cactus spines in her legs, and her toe was blistered.  She claimed to have been kidnapped, tortured, drugged, and held for ransom  by three people -- "Steve", "Rose", and an unnamed man.  She said her kidnappers also had plans to kidnap Mary Pickford and other prominent people.  When Aimee finally returned to Los Angeles after her ordeal, an estimated 30-50,000 people were on hand to greet her.

But not everyone believed Aimee's story.  A Grand Jury was convened but could not determine whether Aimee's story was true.  A second Grand Jury inquiry, relying on newly developed evidence suggested that Aimee was in fact in a love tryst with Kenneth Ormiston in a cottage at Carmel-by-the-Sea, but this investigation stalled.  Then a co-conspirator came forward and a third Grand Jury was convened.  This led to criminal charges being files against Aimee, Ormiston, and several others, with a trial scheduled for January 1927.  But then the prosecution decided that their star witness was not as credible as they had once thought.  Despite much circumstantial evidence against Aimee and Ormiston, the trial went nowhere.  The damage to Aimee's reputation was done, however; Aimee had spent over $100,000 trying to defend herself.

Re-examining the case in 1990, the presiding judge of the San Francisco Municipal Court found that "there was never any substantial evidence to show that [Aimee's] story was untrue."

Whatever the truth, Aimee's escapade lives on in this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZS5aN6s_2c


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHRISTINA!

I am constantly amazed at the woman my daughter Christina has grown up to be, yet I am forever remembering her as a child -- all giggles, all caring, all kindness, all determination, sharp as a tack and (sometimes) pricky as a pear, and a never-ending fount of hugs and kisses.  I remember my father -- a great judge of character -- turning to me when Christina was three, and saying, "Don't ever bet against her."   She was Christy until the first grade; then she came home and informed us that her name was Christina...and so it was.  As she got older, she developed the nickname Bink, for reasons that still elude me.  And so it came to be:  she was Christina to the world and Bink to the family.

Christina is somewhat shy.  She took piano lessons for a year and had to play at an annual recital with her teacher.  As she left the stage, she turned to Kitty and said in a loud and disdaining voice, "Don't you ever do that to me gain!"  So we didn't.  Yet music stayed with her.  She played clarinet in her high school and college bands.  She played the fife in what we have been told was the only all-girl's fife and drum corps in the country.  Kitty gave her my 60-year old banjo and Christina had it refurbished and will begin learning to play it as soon as she finds the time.

Finding the time to do things has always been difficult because she has always had a lot on her plate.  When she married Walt, he had only a high school degree.  She urged him to get a college degree and also to get computer train, which led him to ever-increasing positions of responsibility and management.  The majority of her efforts, though, went to raising Mark and Erin, who have become two of the most accomplished human beings I have ever known; Christina always stepped up to give them every possible opportunity to reach their full natural potential.  Fourteen years ago, she and Walt fostered Jack when he was just six weeks old, who was born to a drug-addicted mother and spent the first six weeks of his life in rehab at Washington Children's.  It took nearly two years for the state of Maryland to sever the legal ties of Jack's mother, who had many arrests for various charges, came from a criminal family, and had three other children from three other (sometimes unknown) fathers, allowing Christina and Walt to adopt him and for us to officially welcome him into the family.  Patience and love and more patience were needed to raise Jack:  he was on a feeding tube for more than eight years, had a number of emotional problems, and is still a few years socially behind his peers.  But Jack has become a loving, kind soul with a quick wit and vivid imagination, and while there are still difficulties, Jack has become an amazing human being and we could not be any prouder of him or love him any more.

Christina's determination has always been one of her main strengths.  While attending George Washington University as a freshman, she accompanied a friend who was interested to a meeting of the university's Tae Kwon Do club, and became interested herself.  As she studies and practiced the art, she would often hit plateaus, which would often last for months until she overcame them and advanced to the next step.  In this manner of advancing through fits and jerks, she eventually became a Black Belt and was elected president of the club -- the first non-graduate student to hold that office.  After graduation, she got a job driving for an ambulance company, which led to becoming first an emergency medical technician, then a paramedic, running rescue for the county for a decade.  She doesn't brag about the lives she saved, nor the extreme danger she occasionally faced in that job.  She started working as an emergency room technician at Fairfax Hospital in Virginia; the ER doctors there were happy when Christina was working their shifts because they knew that with Christina there, things would wok smoothly (other ER techs were evidently no where near as organized as she was).  she was on duty on 9-11 when every hospital and emergency room in the greater-DC area was placed on high alert; it was only when the day went on and no victims appeared that the staff realized how devastating the attack on the Pentagon was.  One day we got a call and Christina asked us calmly to watch her kids because her ER was now in quarantine.  A passenger who spoke no English was admitted after arriving on an international flight; the only words she could speak in English were "hemorhagic fever";  this was at a time when Ebola was wiping out African villages, and many other hemorhagic fevers (Lassa, Marburg, Yellow Fever) could be just as bad.  Christina and the rest of the staff continued working calmly, trying not to let this affect them adversely, while Kitty's hair grew gray from worry.  After twelve hours, it was determined to be Denge Fever and a shout of joy went out throughout the ER -- still dangerous, but far less serious and less communicable than many of the other options.  Christina is our duck -- floating gently and gracefully on the water while below the surface, the feet are paddling like crazy.

She switched careers and qualified to be an echocardiogram technician for many years, lugging a five hundred pound machine through hospital corridors.  This was another job she was amazingly good at, often discovering abnormalities that some doctors overlooked.  (But some doctors are poopy-heads, something that Christina learned early on and the one thing that made decide not pursue that as a career.)  During this time, she also taught classes in cardio stenography at George Washington University.  She made a complete switch about a dozen years ago when she trained to become a sign language interpreter; for the past decade she worked at local schools one-on-one with deaf students and being an extra hand assisting the classroom teachers.  Budget cuts earlier this year found her out of a job,  but she rebounded quickly and is now a newly-minted police dispatcher for a local community.  Throughout her adult life, Christina has work in positions that have helped people in ways large and small.

Christina's sense of responsibility also extends to her animals.  when she married Walt, she never expected to house and care for so many animals -- at one time eighteen, from dogs and cats to pigmy goats, a Russian tortoise, several bearded dragons, a south american tegu, and various snakes and a black widow spider.  With the passage of time, some of these have moved on to animal heaven and some have moved out with Mark and Erin, but she still has two dogs, two cats, the tortoise, and a bearded dragon.  Earlier this hear, she and Walt trained for and were qualified as official Animal Rescuers; thus far they have only been called to rescue a baby armadillo but they stand ever-ready for the next call.

All in all, Christina is one of the most amazing persons it has been my privilege to know.  I wear my pride for her as a badge of honor.

Oh, and she really likes kimchi and Thai food.

As I look back, I cannot help but remember her as a child, full of wonder and promise.  I guess that's why this song always brings a tear to my eye.  And I know that Kitty and I did a good job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urq8m_XBxzA

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Happy Birthday, Pretty One.

HYMN TIME (AND A BIRTHDAY NOD TO CHRISTINA)

 Martina McBride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45kyH1ABy-8

Friday, May 15, 2026

MIKE STRONG -- ACE PRIVATE EYE (COMIC BOOK COMPILATION)

"Mike Strong is a renamed version of the Saint (Simon Templat), used by Avon Comics in the early 1950s to republish stories after their Saint series (1947-1952) went on hiatus."

This compilation collects stories from:
  • Police Line-Up #1 & 2
  • Prison Break! #1 & 2
  • Captain Steve Savage #2
  • Hooded Menace [no number]
  • Gangsters and Gunmolls #2
  • The Unknown Man [no number]
  • Parole Breakers #2
  • Famous Gangsters #2; and 
  • Boy Detective #4
Included in this hodge-podge is a two-page text story, signed by Mike Strong himself.

Enjoy.

https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=98219&comicpage=&b=i

FORGOTTEN BOOK: FOUR LIVES AT THE CROSSROADS

Four Lives at the Crossroads by Lawrence Block  (first published as Crossroads of Lust, Midnight Reader #427, 1962, as by "Andrew Shaw"; by Block in his LB Books imprint under the current title as part of his 'Classic Erotica' line in 2016; moved by Block to his 'Classic Crime Library' line in 2019)


This was Block's 49th published book and he would soon move out of the softcore novel market.  Block had already begun publishing crime novels and a few ghost-written works when the Scott Meredith agency cut him loose as a client; most of his softcore novels were published by Larry Hamling's Greenleaf Press, which was a closed shop working exclusively with Scott Meredith.  This allowed block to move on to bigger and better markets, including temporary stops with mainstream lesbian novels as "Jill Emerson" and "nonfiction" sexual case studies as by "John Warren Wells."  Soon he would be publishing stories about Evan Tanner, Chip Harrison, Matthew Scudder. and Bernie Rhodenbarr -- characters forever linked to Block's name.  But in the early adult softcore novels, one can trace the development of Lawrence Block as writer -- it is no accident that, from his eleventh published novel, many of his softcore books fit easily into his Classic Crime Library.

In Four Lives at the Crossroads, we have Block experimenting with plot, style, and structure.  Going by the title alone, one would expect the book to concentrate on four main characters, but there is a fifth main character in the novel -- the small Indiana town of Cedar Corners, which Block approaches as an entity of its own, much like Ed McBain/Even Hunter did with Isola kin the Eighty-Seventh precinct novels.   Nothing much happens in Cedar Corners, but behind some doors...

The four human protagonists in the book are Betty Marie James, Luke Penner, Joyce Ramsdell, and Martin McLeod.

Betty Marie is a beautiful girl -- a smart, talented, and popular high school student.  She has been dating Luke Penner for about a year.  She likes him but is not excited by him.  What Betty Marie wants more than anything is to lose her virginity.

Luke Penner, is an earnest but dull high school student who is madly in love with Betty Marie.  Luke plans on marrying Betty Marie after they graduate.  He will then go to work at his father's gas station, eventually taking over the business, while Betty Marie keeps popping out babies.  Luke is not aware enough to ask Betty Marie is she want to be popping out babies; she doesn't.  Luke is also chivalrous and wants to wait until marriage before having sex with Betty Marie, whom he considers a pure and pristine goddess.  One evening they were this close to making love before Luke thought better and stopped, leaving Betty Marie angry and extremely frustrated.  Luke was also frustrated and, after dropping Betty Marie off, he found a prostitute to take his virginity for ten dollars, not realizing that he was paying twice her normal fee. 

Joyce Ramsdell is the town tramp and proud of it.  If she accepted money she would just be a whore, so she is a tramp but not a whore -- a distinction she is proud of.  For the past few weeks she has been giving her favors solely to Martin McLeod, and has decided that she is in love with him.

McLeod is an ex-lawyer and ex-con who drifted into town a few months ago and remained.  He is a counter clerk at the local diner.  His troubles began when he came home one evening unexpectedly and found his wife making love with another man.  In a rage, he grabbed a knife and stabbed the man multiple (actually thirty-seven) times, killing him.  Killing a man who has cuckolded you may be forgivable, but it is still aginst the law.  McLeod received a light sentence in McAllister Penitentiary.  When he came out he had lost his wife, his home, his career, and his law license.  H has lost all ambition and is just drifting through life.  His low-paying job at the diner givers him enough money for rent, food, booze, and cigarettes, with just a little left over.  He has been seeing Joyce only because he has nothing better to do; he is afraid to have any real feelings for her.

So those are the characters.  What will Block do with them?

Burl, a local low-level bootlegger, approaches McLeod, asking him to go in with him on a planned armored car heist.  McLeod hesitates but eventually agrees solely because he needs something in his life.  Betty Marie is still upset that Luke refuses to take her virginity so she turns to local bad boy Jimmy Kell, who was more than happy to oblige; Betty Marie discovers that she really, really, really likes sex and continues to see Jimmy, who really, really, really likes the benefits of dating Betty Marie.  Jimmy, who is a talented drive and has a fast car, has also been delivering illegal liquor for Burl and has agreed to drive the getaway car for the planned heist.  McLeod has been preoccupied with Burl's offer and has not been attention to Joyce, who decides to get even.  She picks up Luke and begins teaching him kin the art of love.  It turned out that Luke did not need many lessons -- sex, it turns out, is his talent and he has become a sex machine; Luke plans to soon abandon Joyce and head out for greener pastures.  McLeod see Joyce and Luke making love and has a flashback to his former wife and her lover -- this time he does not grab a knife, but vomits in the yard in disgust.  Eventually, McLeod ends up with Betty Marie, who was half his age, because in these books and at this time in America nobody thought must about that sort of thing. 

All the players are in place, setting the stage for an explosive, violent, and bloody finale in which many of the characters are significantly altered and/or destroyed.

Dark and brooding, it turns out that crime really does not pay.

Recommended for what it is, although it may not be everyone's cup of moonshine.

Thursday, May 14, 2026

NICK HARRIS, DETECTIVE: ALTAR OF SACRIFICE (MAY 30, 1939)

 Nick Harris Detectives (established 1906) is the oldest USA owned detective agency, founded in 1906.  Harris was a former police reporter for the LA Times who was asked to join the LAPD; he left to form his own detective agency and Professional Detective School, solving "even the  most baffling of crimes."  His reputation grew through a series of public  speeches and newspaper articles about true crime to the point that he began his own true crime radio show, usually airing twice a week, from 1923 until 1942, when he passed away.  The show covered all types of crimes, all supposedly true -- but I cannot speak to how "true" each episode was.

"Altar of Sacrifice" explores a series of flower shop robberies and the strange  motive behind them.

It's time to dig out your deerstalker and calabash pipe because the game is afoot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_AiVbe2EBg

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: THE DEAD SPEAKETH NOT, THEY JUST GRUNT NOW AND THEN

 "The Dead Speaketh Not, They Just Grunt Now and Then"  by "Lionel Fenn" (Charles L. Grant)  (from The Ultimate Zombie, edited by Byron Preiss & John Bettancourt, 1993; no known repirints)

Let us sing the praises of Kent Montana, the heroic Scottish baron and hero of five B-Movie adventure novels (Kent Montana and the Really Ugly Thing from Mars, Kent Montana and the Reasonably Invisible Man, Kent Montana and the Once and Future Thing, Mark of the Moderately Vicious Vampire, and -- winning my vote for the best book title ever, hands down -- 668:  The Neighbor of the Beast)  and several short stories.  Throughout these adventures, our hero finds himself having "to do battle with forces that were generally beyond his ken, which is where, all in all, he preferred to keep them." 

This time circumstances bring Kent to a lonely plantation deep in Central New Jersey, a land steeped in Jersey zombie lore and legend.  A telephone call from an old college chum, Sir Ronald Kenilworth of the Yorkshire Kenilworths.  Sir Ronald is distraught and tells Kent that someone in the house is trying to kill him.  Then Sir Ronald screams and the line goes dead.  Kent immediately calls the  number back and gets Sir Ronald's beautiful daughter Sally, who informs him that Sir Ronald is dead, having passed just ten minutes before.  Then Sally screams and the line goes dead.  Kent once again calls back and reaches the Kenilworth's cook, Matilda, who tells him that Sally is now dead, having passed just ten minutes before.  Then Matilda screams and the line goes dead...

Kent Montana realizes that he must go to the mysterious corn-enshrouded wasteland of New Jersey to discover what had happened to his good friend, his daughter, and their cook.  Arriving there, among the constant beat of mysterious drums from the corn fields surrounding the plantation, he is greeted by Sir Ronald's manservant, Denbro, "a short, gray-haired black man in a white suit with wide gold piping."  Denbro bring him Sir Ronald's two sons, Roland and Robert, the last of the Kenilworth family.  Also there is Lucy Dane, a former inamorata of Montana's who had rebounded in hopes of winning Sir Ronald's affections.

Montana is told that the family suffers under a cruse delivered by Momma Holyhina because her lover, Pierre Grumage, had been fired by Sir Ronald when he tried to organize the plantation workers.  Pierre, realizing he had nothing left to live for, threw himself into the ocean and drowned.  Momma Holyhina recovered the body, turned him into a zombie, called upon the god of vengeance, Lamolla, and placed the curse on the family.  All the workers then abandoned the plantation in fear and a zombie fetish symbol of coming death was nailed to a door.  Montana is told that he should flee, but that it would do no good, because the zombie Pierre "will follow you.  Wherever you go.  There isn't a mountain too high or a ocean too deep... he'll follow."

And all the while, the winds sloughs and rustles through the corn and the incessant sound of voodoo drum beats continue...

Just then, Lucy screams from a balcony.  There, on another balcony is the shambling figure of Pierre, with Robert in his arms.  He lifts the body and throws it off the balcony, where Robert lies crushed on the ground bellow.  Pierre lurches back into the building an reemerges with the screaming body of Roland.  Again, he lifts the body and tosses it off the balcony where he lies dying on top of his brother.  Lucy fires a gun and bullets slam into Pierre's chest to no effect.   Lucy runs to Kent and the zombie follows.  Kent sends a bullet into Pierre's skull, but he just keeps coming.

Golly.  How can Kent put a stop to this rampaging beast?  I guess you just have to reed the story to find out.


In addition to writing tongue in cheek tales about Kent Montana, Grant (1942-2006) has written a n umber of other humorous fantasies and pastiches.  He is best known, however, for his horror and fark fantasy novels and anthologies, and for being an advocate of "quiet horror," "subtle, atmospheric works that eschew overt violence in favour of the [powerful terrors of the imagination." (John Clute).  In addition to eight novels and four collections set in the fictional Connecticut town of Oxrun Station, he has published some two dozen novels horror novels.  Grant was won three World Fantasy /awards and has been nominated for the award 23 times.  He has also won two Nebula Awards and has won a Bram Stoker Award for Lifetime Achievement, was named a World Horror Grand Master, and received the British Fantasy Society's Special Award for Achievement.  He has edited over twenty anthologies, including the eleven-volume award-winning Shadows series.  He has penned young adult science fiction and horror series, Gothic romances, and historical romances, and tie-in works, and has edited Writing and Selling Science Fiction for the Science Fiction Writers of America.  Among his many pseudonyms are Lionel Fenn, Geoffrey Marsh, Simon Lake, Mark Rivers, and Timothy Boggs (notice a pattern here?).  His other pseudonyms include Felicia Andrews (best-selling historical romances, Deborah Lewis (Gothics) and Stephen Charles (the young adult Private School series).

Also, near and dear to my heart, was his brilliant bimonthly newsletter, Haggis, which once devoted its entire front page to my thrilling recounting of "How I Met a Haggis."  The newsletter also serialized an unpublished novel, Lancelot and Blanche, which, after all these years, still begs for book publication.

He died far too young from heart failure resulting from COPD at age 64, leaving two children from his first marriage and his second wife, the writer and editor Kathryn Ptacek (the Gila Queen).

I would highly recommend any book written by Charles L. Grant -- excepting, of course, the novelization of the Bruce Willis film Hudson Hawk, which as a book is almost as bad as the movie itself.

OVERLOOKED TELEVISION: THE ADVENTURES OF TUGBOAT ANNIE: OPERATION HOTCAKE (JUNE? 1958)

 Norman Reilly Raine's stories about Annie Brennan, the widowed captain of the tugboat "Narcissus," which appeared in The Saturday Evening Post from 1931 to 1961 (with a posthumous appearance in 1981), were some of the most popular stories the magazine published, leading to the character's depiction in three films by three different actresses -- Marie Dressler, Marjorie Rambeau, and Jane Darwell.  A television series was commissioned in 1954 that took two years to develop, finally airing in Canada min 1957 with strong enough ratings to interest American television.  Sadly, the show did not attract a large American audience, presumably because of its simplistic humor.  (Although I remember one elderly neighbor when I was a child who thought it was one of the best things on television; he also loved the television show Life with Father, so his opinion may have to be taken with a grain of salt.)

Annie (Minerva Urecal), who had formerly skippered a garbage scow, now sails the Pacific Northwest in a ship owned b y the Severn Tugboat Company.  The kind-hearted Annie seems to always find time to assist people in trouble.  Her rival is fellow tugboat captain Horatio Bullwinkle (Walter Sande); throughout the 39 episodes of the series, they trade barbs and attempt to steal jobs from one another.  Other regulars included Eric Clavering as Shiftless, Annie's deckhand, and Don Orlando as Pinto, Annie's cook.  

"Operation Hotcake" was directed by Sam Newfield and written by Bill Freeman and Larry Rhine.  I could not find an official air date for this episode but the previous episode aired on May 26, so I think it's safe to place this in June, most likely June 2.

When Pinto asks for a raise, the company fires him, so with backing from Annie and Shiftless, he opens up a diner -- Pinto's Hotcakes Haven.  And the laugh tracks keep on comin'...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kYy7Ft6O3E

Sunday, May 10, 2026

HAPPY NATIONAL EAT WHAT YOU WANT DAY!

Surely it cannot be coincidence that today is also Hostess CupCake Day.

Here's some holiday music to get you started celebrating:

 
"I Want a Little Sugar in My Bowl" - Nina Simone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg384whVQzc


"Everybody Eats When They Come to My House" - Cab Calloway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E03NZOIxGmQ


"One Meatball" - Josh White
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5banQi2LuM


"Food, Glorious Food" (from OLIVER!) - The Kilkenny Musical Society
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EqER1sawnc


"Eggs and Sausage (In a Cadillac with Susan Michelson) - Tom Waitts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2GfMu0JJs8


"Savoy Truffle" - The Beatles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erg1aRORJX0&list=PLxuaaONzLc3ctq6jcZg4ByhLX3jH9np-h&index=15


"Bread and Butter" - The Newbeats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw53esk0mZc 


"Buttered Popcorn" - The Supremes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLfwo8luyZk


"Angel Cake and Wine" - Glenn Yarborough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Xs_a2UwIE


"If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd Have Baked a Cake" - Eileen Barton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1wEVPqFFCg


"Peel Me a Grape" - Diana Krall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfJ_c2tyfQ0&list=PLxuaaONzLc3ctq6jcZg4ByhLX3jH9np-h&index=28


"Banana Pancakes" - Jack Johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gB2prIYghM&list=PLxuaaONzLc3ctq6jcZg4ByhLX3jH9np-h&index=20


"The Java Jive" - Ink Spots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gB2prIYghM&list=PLxuaaONzLc3ctq6jcZg4ByhLX3jH9np-h&index=20


"Animal Crackers in My Soup" - The Muppets with Elke Sommer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZNlXoux1uE


"Cheeseburger in Paradise" - Jimmy Buffett
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBsPZV14I-k


"Solid Potato Salad" -  Ella Mae Morse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_kGzyblvuI&list=PL853E34065BE73F65&index=14


"All That Meat and No Potatoes" - Fats Waller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaJRg-RZ8Vo


"C Is for Cookie" - Cookie Monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw


"The Candy Man" - Sammy Davis Jr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsp35yn411A


"Lollipop" - The Chordettes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9C61bjGk4k




And... If you actually eat anything you want, this could happen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA3Xq30CB60

Saturday, May 9, 2026

MOTHERS' DAY HYMN TIME

Remembering Kitty, the mother of my children today, as well as my own mother.  Also, so very grateful for my two daughters, both amazing mothers of amazing children.


"A Mother's Love - Gena Hill, expressing one of the greatest gifts the universe can bestow:

(2585) A Mother's Love by Gena Hill | Lyrics and Chords | Mother's Day Song - YouTube 




















THE THREE STOOGES #2 (OCTOBER 1953)

It's strain-your-eyes time at Jerry's House of Everything.  Her is what is billed on the cover as the 'World's First! Three Dimension Comics."  And who am I to doubt that claim?

First, a confession.  I am not a three Stooges fan.  I much prefer Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, the Marx Brothers (even with Zeppo), the Ritz Brothers, Wheeler and Woolsey, and almost anyone else above the Stooges.  But I know there must be some Three Stooges fans out there, so this one is for you.  I hope you happen to have some 3-D glasses hanging around your house.

Here are Moe, Larry, and Shemp (sorry, Curly,  Curly Joe, and Joe Besser!) in three poke-your-eyes-out adventures -- "Men in the Moon," "The Nigh8tmares of Benedict Bogus," and "Pie-Rates' Reward, " plus a two page- filler.  There is also a brief story about Stunt Girl, and the "World's First Three Dimension Letters to the Editor." 

Don't expect any further three-dimensional comic books in the space for the foreseeable future.


https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=57688


FORGOTTEN BOOK: BORN TO BE BAD

Born to Be Bad by Lawrence Block  (originally published in 1959; reprinted in 1967 as Puta by "Sheldon Lord';  republished under Block's own imprint, LB BOOKS, in 2016 as part of his Classic Erotica series under the present title and Block's own name)


[I am a day late posting this, but I am sure you will forgive me because we are friends, right?  Right?}


"In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking.  Now, Heaven knows, Anything Goes..."

So, let's go back to the late Fifties and early Sixties and take a look at the paperback "Adult Reading" market of the time.  What was hot stuff back then is pretty blase today -- the best-selling romance books one finds in respectable bookstore and public libraries put the old paperbacks to shame for their graphic content.  Most of these so-called adult books back then were issued by bottom tier publishers to (I presume) unsophisticated men and horny teenagers. One of the major publishers was Bill Hamling's Greenleaf Publishing Company, which issued hundreds of titles under various imprints.  Most of the books were written by young writers eager to get into print and eager to gain publishing experience; others were just eager; others were just eager for easy money -- the books would pay a thousand bucks, and if you were able to sell a book every month or two, that was pure gravy for the writers working to boost their career in other areas.  Among the young writers working in that particular field were Lawrence Block, Donald E. Westlake, Robert Silverberg, John Jakes, Evan Hunter, and Hal Dresner.  Other writers working with other publishers over the years included Marion Zimmer Bradly, Bill Pronzini, Jeff Wallman, Avram Davidson, John Brunner, Dean Koontz, Philip Jose Farmer, Michael Avallone, and Joe R. Lansdale.  (It should be noted that both Evan Hunter and Dean Koontz have strongly (and unconvincingly) denied ever writing such books.  Today these soft-core, "sleaze" paperbacks command a high price on the used book market, whether the author behind the pseudonym on the cover became well-known or not.

These books remain a time capsule into the mores and societal thinking of that time.

Born to Be Bad was Block's sixth published book -- he now has at least 215 books to his credit by my reckoning.  His early soft-core and adult work appeared as by "Rodney Canewell," "Sheldon Lord'" "Andrew Shaw," "Leslie Evans," "John Dexter," "Don Holliday," "Ben Christopher," and "Jeremy Dunn."  He also published fictionalized sexual case studies as by "Walter Brown, M.D.," "Benjamin Morse, M.D.," and "John Warren Wells," as well as mainstream lesbian novels a "Jill Emerson" and "Liz Crowley".

The protagonist of Born to Be Bad is Rita Morales, a beautiful, lush (they are always lush in these books), Hispanic girl from the Miami slums.   She lives in a one-room shack with her mother, who is a whore.  Despite all this, Rita is virtuous, intelligent, and does well in school.  Rita is also just shy of sixteen.  She is desperate to leave Miami and her home life and start over somewhere else, preferably New York City.  To reach this goal she sacrifices her virginity to Pardo, an influential local criminal, for a ticket to New York and some new clothes and cash to get her started.  Although she and Pardo only make love once, Rita was surprised at how much she enjoyed it.  (at this piont, considering she is just fifteen and hesded to New York, I tought she might end up running into people named Jeffrey and donald.)

Rita's eventual goal is a husband, children, a house in Connecticut, and a good life.  She doesn't necessarily have to love her husband to get this.

She arrived in New York, manages to get a cheap room, where the clerk ws going to charge extra because she looked Hispanic.  (Prejudice against Latins was prevalent at the time; plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose.)  She convince the clerk that her name is Rita Martin and get a couple of bucks take off the rent.  Rita soon realized that finding a job would be hard with no experience lor work history.  Another girl in the rooming house notices Rita's lush body (there's that word again; and this scene prefigures some later lesbian action  that never occurred -- Block likes to keep his readers guessing) and suggested she try out for a chorus line at one of the city's night clubs -- one did not need to know how to sing or dance, you just needed to show odd a little bit of flesh.  The manager of the club is a disgusting creep and Rita has to put out to get the job.  For those keeping score, it's been just three days after Rita lost her virginity and she has now had sex for the second time.  This time she did not like it and vowed not to make love again until there is a wedding ring on her finger.

Working on the chorus line, gives Rita the knowledge and confidence that can use her looks and her natural intelligence to make it in this world.  She is not afraid to show her body and soon graduates to a stripper act that is taking the area by storm.  She soon begins dating Ned, a rather dull but talented, by-the-book, mail clerk in an advertising agency who has dreams of rising in the agency.  Rita hooks her star to Ned, while holding out for marriage before making love with him.  Ned gets his promotion and the pair become engaged.  Meanwhile, Pardo, the Miami gangster, has tracked Rita down and wants her to move make to Miami and become his mistress,  But does not fit in with Rita's plans.  One evening at a party, Rita has too much to drink and Phil, Ned's best friend, takes advantage of her.  the scorecard is now:  sex acts- 3; sex partners - 3.  Rita is terrified that Phil will tell Ned and that Ned will break off the engagement.  The Ned show up at Rita's apartment visibly upset -- he has a question to ask Rita and wants her to tell the truth.  (Oh, no!  did Phil spill the beans?)  The beans, however, were spilled by Pardo, who told Ned that Rita was a Cuban!  Horrors!  If his bosses found out that Ned was marrying Latinas, career would be over!  Rita, tear-filled, admits that he mother was Cuban but that she was born in Miami.  She convinced Ned that no one else need know because she was now Rita Martin, and no longer Rita Morales.  (I know that prejudice ran, and still runs, deep, but, Holy utility belt! Batman, even in 1959 I would have recognized Ned as a no-account creep.)   Ned leaves mollified, but returns the next day blind drunk.  Phil has spilled the beans.  Rita is not a virgin.  That means that Rita is just a cheap, common whore trying to string him along.  Ned beats Rita viscously, taking his time, then forces himself on her brutally.  (Did I mention that Ned, at heart, was a pure-dee creep?)

Rita's dreams for her future were shattered.  She falls into a deep depression of self-loathing and self-doubt.  You are a bad person.  You are a whore, just like your mother.  You were born to be bad...

But Rita remains ambitious and smart.  She devises a plan for revenge and a path to her life-long dream.  It's audacious and a bit unbelievable, but so is this entire novel...


An interesting piece of sleaze, not so much for its titillation but for displaying Block's growth as a writer who would become one of the most respected and honored (and, at times, unpredictible) mystery writers of his time.

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

THE FAT MAN: THE 19TH PEARL (JANUARY 21, 1946)

Okay.  So you've had this runaway hit with your novel The Thin Man (Redbook Magazine, December 1933; book publication the following month), followed by the first in a popular film franchise later that same year (and a television series still to come from 1957-59), and perhaps you are wondering how to cash in on that even further.  Why not create a radio show that riffs on the original title and call it The Fat Man?  Or perhaps not.  The show was developed by producer Mannie Rosenberg, and was supposedly based on a concept by Hammett.  While Hammett's involvement -- or lack of it -- may be in question, that did not stop Rosenberg from using the Hammett name.

The half-hour program ran on ABC Radio from January 21, 1946 to September 26, 1951.  It featured J. (Jack) Scott Smart as an overweight detective who was at first anonymous and then was named Brad Runyon, who could always be counted on to out-bamboozle the police.   

..."There he goes into that drugstore.  He's stepping on the scales."  [The clink of a coin dropping into the slot.]    "Weight:  237 pounds.  Fortune:  Danger.  Who-o-o-o is it?"  "The Fat Man."...

Smart also starred in a film version, The Fat Man (1951), with Clinton Sundberg, Rock Hudson, Julie London, and Jayne Meadows, with Emmett Kelley in his screen debut as an actor, and an uncredited Parley Baer.   Lloyd Bennett starred in an Australian radio version for 52 episodes from 1954-55.

Clark Andrews, who created Big Town, directed most of the ABC Radio shows, with Charles 
Powers helming the rest.  Most of the scripts were penned by mystery writer Richard Ellington; other contributors were Robert Sloane and Lawrence Klee.  Ed Begley co-starred as Sgt. O'Hara.  Other cast members included Betty Garde, Paul Stewart, Linda Watkins, Mary Pattern, Rolly Bester (wife of science fiction writer Alfred Bester), and Vicki Vola; Amzie Strickland played the Fat Man's girl friend, and Nell Harrison was his mother.

"The 19th Pearl" was the first episode of the show to be aired.  the Fat Man is at Grand Central Station when a beautiful woman comes up and gives him a hug and kisses him, apparently to distract a mysterious man who is following her.  This unusual short-lived encounter leads to pearls...and murder!

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSUIGL4B3sY

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: RUNAWAY

"Runaway" by Darrell Schweitzer  (first published in I, Vampire, edited by Jean Stine [Jean Marie Stine on the title page] and Forrest J Ackerman, 1995; reprinted in Schweitzer's collection Refugees from an Imaginary Country, 1999)

Lawrence is fifteen and is hitchhiking on a lonely highway in the cold, night rain.  Not a problem because the cold doesn't bother him.  He is carrying a knapsack.

Howard, an older man and a pederast, stops to pick him up.  Howard begins to interrogate Lawrence, whom he calls Larry.  Larry has no specific destination in mind, and begins to spin Howard a wild story.

Larry is running away from because his mother killed his father.  His mother imagined herself to be a witch and began doing weird stuff which his father did not like, so he would beat her mercilessly.  Seh and some of her female friends would hold meetings in the cellar.  From his bedroom, Larry would hear tortured noises -- a cat, or a dog, and once he thought he heard a baby.  Larry's  mother would emerge from the cellar, naked and covered in blood.  Then, Larry's father came home early one evening and was upset, so they killed him and took out his heart.  Shortly thereafter, Mr. Andrescu, a mysterious person who filled Larry with fear, started showing up.  Larry's mother called him down to the cellar, where Mrs. Walker, the lady from down the street, lay with her throat torn out and her heart missing.  Mr. Andrescu also lay on the floor.  Larry had to help bury Mrs.Walker, and place Mr. Andrescu in a box under the cellar floor.  the next day, Mrs. Walker and Mr. Andrescu were there again, seemingly uninjured.  Over the next few days, other members of the coven were killed -- Mrs. Dade and Mrs. Lovell and Mrs. Freeman and others Larry did not know -- and they all came back.  Finally, Larry's mother called him into the cellar one evening and Mr. Andrescu told him that he was saving Larry for last  as a favor to his mother.

As they were driving, they were passed through a bad accident scene by police.  Larry told Howard that two persons were killed, and third would die soon.

Howard stopped to ;pick up some food -- hamburgers and fries -- but Larry did not eat.  During the entire trip he kept reaching into his knapsack and touching...something.

It was about four in the morning when Howard stopped at a  motel and got a room for the two of them.  Howard was a little unsettled about Larry's wild story, but figures that Larry was displaying an odd sense of humor and was fabricating the tale, or that Larry was delusional.  No matter, because Larry was a very handsome boy.

But once they entered the motel room, Howard discovered what Larry had in the knapsack that he kept touching so lovingly...


A short, sharp bite of a story, originally published in an anthology of eleven vampire tales published in the first person.

Darrell Sweitzer (b. 1952) is a writer of dark fantasy and horror, editor, and critic.  He is the author of hundreds of short stories, at least fourteen collections, four  novels, eleven poetry collections, eleven books of criticism and bibliography, eleven critical anthologies, ten books of interviews, and nine fictional anthologies, and has edited two collections of short stories by Lord Dunsany.  He has been an editor of Weird Tales magazine and its successor, both singly and with others, from 1982-1986, 1987-1990, 1991-1994, 1994- 1996, and 1998-2007.  He and others won a World Fantasy Special Award in 1992, and has been nominated three other tines for the World Fantasy Award and once for the Shirley Jackson Award.  He won the Asimov's Readers Award for Best Poem in 2006.  Schweitzer was also Editor Guest of Honor at the 1997 World Horror convention. 

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

OVERLOOKED FILM: THE GHOST OF ROSY TAYLOR (1918)

Early Hollywood had its share of scandals, one of which was the unsolved murder of director William Desmond Taylor in 1920, which had a major effect on the careers of two of the era's brightest stars:  Mabel Normand and Mary Miles Minter, both of whom were suspects in the public's eye but neither was seriously considered by police.  The Tylor murder led to Normand's frequent drug use becoming known and her career went into decline until her death from tuberculosis a decade later.

Minter (1902-1984), born Juliet Shelby,  began her stage career at age 5; to avoid child labor laws while appearing in a play in Chicago in 1912, her mother obtained a birth certificate for her deceased niece from Louisiana, and Juliet became Mary Miles Minter.  Mary made her film debut in 1912 and starred in her first feature-length film, The Fairy and the Waif, in 1915 -- reviews of that film were positive:  "Mary Miles Minter is the greatest child actress to be seen either on stage or before the camera.  She is exquisitely fascinating, sympathetically charming, and delightfully childlike and human,"  Her career took off and she soon rivaled  Mary Pickford in the public perception.  Taylor first directed her in Anne of Green Gables (1919), and directed her in another three films before his murder in February of 1920.  Mary had fallen hopelessly in love with the director and claimed that she and the man who was thirty years her senior had a relation; for the rest of her life, she declared Taylor to be her "mate."  The reality of the relationship is in  doubt, and Taylor's friends claimed that he tried to put her off, being all too aware of their age difference, and Taylor was supposedly deeply in love with Actress Mabel Normand.  Nonetheless, romantic letters from Mary were found among Taylor's effects, which led the press to suspect a sexual relationship; perhaps the press were influenced by Mary's "marriage without benefit of clergy" at age fifteen to James Kirkwood, Sr., a film director who was twenty-six years her senior and already married -- that "marriage" ended when Mary became pregnant and her mother arraigned for an abortion.   Following Taylor's death Mary made only four more films, before the studio refused to renew her contract.  Despite offers from other studios, Mary retired.  In her career, Mary made 53 films, most of which are now lost to the sands of time.

So who really killed William Desmond Taylor?  The betting money is on Mary's mother, charlotte /Shelby, who has been describe as a manipulative and greedy "stage mother."  Her initial statements to the police were elusive and "obviously filled with lies."  In= addition, she owned a rare pistol and ammunition similar to that used to kill Taylor; following the murder, she reportedly threw the pistol into a Louisiana bayou.  Police never acquired enough evidence to charge anyone with the murder.


The Ghost of Rosy Taylor is a comedy-drama based on a short story by Josephine Daskam Bacon.  The film was written  by Elizabeth Mahoney, who wrote from 1917 to 1920 --  nothing else is known about her from that date.  It was directed by Edward Sloman, who directed over a hundred films between 1917 and 1938 -- perhaps the best known of these was A Dog of Flanders (1935).  Also featured ion the film were Allan Forrest, George Periolat, Helen Howard, Emma Kluge, Kate Price, and Anne Schaefer.

Minter plays Rhoda Eldridge Sayers, a penniless orphan who travels to New York to be a nursemaid.  when that position disappears, she finds herself in a boarding house with only seventeen dollars to her name.  After two weeks, she is down to just one dime when she finds a letter in the park addressed to Rosy Tyler; the letter contains two dollars and instructions to clean a New York mansion of Mrs. Du Vivier every week.  Rhonda tries to return the later and discovers that Rosy had died.  She decides to take Rosy's place and accept the job.  Things were going fine until Mrs. Du Vivier's brother sees Rhonda/Rosy cleaning the silver and thinks she is trying to steal it, and she is sent to a reform school.  complications ensue.


Critical reaction to the film was mixed, but film historian Paul O'Dell said, "The picture has quite unbelievable charm, and Mary Miles Minter makes us forgive her lack of acting talent, by the sheer beauty of her face."

See for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQIlJa1BY20

Monday, May 4, 2026

GET READY...

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo!  It celebrates Mexico's victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.  Far more popular in the United States than in Mexico, it became popular here in the 1980s when beer, wine, and tequila advertisers began celebrating it -- and Americans will always fall in line for good advertising campaigns.  Today, beer sales on Cinco de Mayo rival those on Superbowl Sunday.  The holiday also gives us an opportunity to pay homage to a great Mexican-American culture -- great food, great music, and a great history.  In these perilous times it is good to be reminded of something positive.

Nothing says Mexican music more than the joyous rhythms of mariachi.  Here are some examples to get you ready for tomorrow's celebrations.


First we have a compilation of twenty-five great songs, paired with a visual tour of Mexico:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoXh_CzAo10


Followed by seven instrumental folk songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyjHTYF-4H0


Mariachi Divas de Cindy Shea was the first all-female mariachi ensemble to win a Grammy Award.  Here is their innovative and electrifying performance at the 11th Annual International Mariachi woman's Festival  in 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE-2JXIar3A


You may happen upon me celebrating Cinco de Mayo tomorrow.  I'll be the one saying, "Dos Equis, por favor."

Sunday, May 3, 2026

HYMN TIME

 The Rev. T. T. Rose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqc9BQihB24

Friday, May 1, 2026

THE HAWK #2 (SUMMER 1951)

 

The Hawk is Bob Hardie, "Fighting Marshal of the American Desert"  and the "Scourge of Desert Badmen."  "He strikes with the speed and accuracy of the hunting falcon, with the grim silence of the bird of prey after which he is named."  The title appeared briefly (three issues) from Ziff-Davis, then for another eight issues, plus a special 3-D issue, from St. John. ending in May 1955.  The book was noted for decent storylines and excellent artwork.

  • "Secret of the Sands" -- "An old prospector is fleeced of the gold he carries when two crooked gamblers use a marked deck to cheat him -- and The Hawk explodes into action!  A grim trail of death and robbery stretches across the desert wastes of the Southwest before The Hawk rips away the veil shrouding the secret of the sands!"  The bad guys go to the prospector's cabin to steal what gold he had left, leaving the old man for dead.  By the time The Hawk catches up with them, he learns that the prospector has had the last laugh.
  • "Desert Gunsmoke" -- "In the desert country, where water is precious as blood, the small ranch owners struggle for their very existence against the greed and ruthlessness of cattle baron Jeff Driscoll!  And when Driscoll's brutal tactics are challenged by a lone girl, it becomes The Hawk's fight, and bullets mingle with desert gunsmoke."  I found it interesting that the townspeople have names like Kansas, Tex, and Laramie, and the ranch hand is Slim, because there's always a Slim.
  • "Iron Caravan of the Mojave" -- "Like a wounded animal scurrying for cover, a chugging locomotive hurtles across the desert.  Its throttles wide open, it makes a desperate bid to outdistance a swarming horde of attacking Apache Indians..."  {SPOILER:  The train lost.}   But was it Apaches?  The Hawk does not think so.  Hmm, could have the rival Mesa Stagecoach Company, run by the viscous Dude Mullions, disguising his men as Indians?
  • Also, "Hopi Hero" -- When cavalry man Sam Watt's troop is attacked  by the Navajo, everyone is killed except for Sam who is left for dead.  He is found by the Hopi and nursed back to health.  Then the Navajo attack the Hopi village, the peaceful Hopi have no one to lead them in the fight.  No one, that is, except for Sam.  "The annals of the United States Cavalry are silent concerning Sam Watt's exploits, but his story is still told around the council fires of the Hopi.
Plus the requisite amount of fillers.

An interesting issue.

https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=6251