Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

Actually, today is Bad Jokes Wednesday.  Here are a few groaners for your amusement/punishment.


  • You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.
  • 3.14% of all sailors are pi-rates.
  • So why do we have to pay for air at a gas station?  We never used to.  I guess it's inflation.
  • Why don't ants get sick?  Because they have anty-bodies.
  • There was a recent earthquake and people blamed fracking but it was just the Earth's fault.
  • My brother tried viewing the eclipse through a colander but he just ended up with eye strain.
  • I have a friend who squats on the floor, puts his arms around his legs and leans forward...because that's just how he rolls.
  • Seven: "I can't even..."  Eight: "That's odd."
  • I've held onto my pet rock for years because of its sedimental value.

4 comments:

  1. Good ones. I'll try to remember these.

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