Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

An old man lay on his deathbed, knowing his time was short.  Suddenly there wafted into his room a most delicious smell coming from the kitchen.  Could it be?  Yes!  It was his wife's homemade rhubarb pie!  The old man thought, "If I could have just one taste of that wonderful pipe, why, I'd die happy."  So he got out of bed and slowly, painfully, inched his way to the kitchen.  He grabbed a fork and headed for the pie.  Suddenly, his wife whacked him with a broom, saying, "Don't touch that, you old fool!  That pipe's for the funeral!"

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