Wednesday, December 18, 2019
BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY
An old man lay on his deathbed, knowing his time was short. Suddenly there wafted into his room a most delicious smell coming from the kitchen. Could it be? Yes! It was his wife's homemade rhubarb pie! The old man thought, "If I could have just one taste of that wonderful pipe, why, I'd die happy." So he got out of bed and slowly, painfully, inched his way to the kitchen. He grabbed a fork and headed for the pie. Suddenly, his wife whacked him with a broom, saying, "Don't touch that, you old fool! That pipe's for the funeral!"