Two doctors and a hospital manager died and were waiting in front of the Pearly Gates. Finally St. Peter called them forward and asked what they did on Earth and why they should enter Heaven.
The first doctor said, "I was a pediatric spinal surgeon and I help kids overcome their disabilities."
St. Peter nodded, mumbled something that sounded like "Good, Good," and then told the first doctor to pass through the Pearly Gates and enter Heave.
The second doctor said, "I was an Alzhiemers researcher and I strive to help cure this terrible disease."
St. Peter nodded his approval and told the second doctor to enter.
The hospital manager said, "I managed a hospital and I helped people get cost-effective health care." And St. Peter said, "Enter."
The hospital manager began to enter but by the time he was half way through the Pearly Gates, St. peter added, "But you only get to stay three days and then you can go to Hell."