This is my 2015th post. It also happens to be the year 2015. Coincidence? Hmmm.
Anyway, on to the bad joke:
A man is going ice fishing. As he drills his first hole, he hears a booming voice from above saying, "THERE'S NO FISH THERE."
He drills another hole as the voice from above says, "STOP DRILLING! THERE'S NO FISH THERE."
Being persistent, he starts a third hole as the voice thunders, "I SAID, THERE'S NO FISH THERE!"
Humbly and meekly, the ice fisher looks up and says, "Is that you, God?"
The voice replies, "NO. I'M THE RINK MANAGER!"