It's been a while since I last posted on the blog. Contrary to popular opinion, the House of Everything was not forclosed, or condemned, or battered into matchsticks by any of several polar vortexes. I was merely the victim of a vast web wing conspiracy. I think.
Whatever happened, my computer died. As many of you know, I am not a computer savvy, technically oriented person. My tech guru had to use the most basic computer lingo to explain it to me. He said that the framgombally rozenfratzed the transection of the the grnz while Saturn was on the cusp of cleopatra. Or words to that effect. I think he means that a big wad of Declan's dog hair got stuck in the tubes and pipes that make up the internet.
Now all that is in the past. The computer now functions, although it seems to insist that I make a blood sacrifice of a squirrel to it fortnightly.
(drum roll, please)
...on with the blog!