- If my grandmother saw me making mashed potatoes from a boxed mix...she would turn over in her gravy!
- Knock knock
Who's there?
Tamara
Tamra who?
Tamara I'll be having leftover turkey sandwiches
- What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't chicken.
- The police just came in and arrested my Thanksgiving turkey. They suspected fowl play.
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes. I told them I couldn't stop cold turkey.
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