Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, November 7, 2012


Lawyer:  I have some good news and some bad news.

Client:  What's the bad news?

Lawyer:  The DNA tests show that your blood was all over the crime scene.  With that extra evidence you're bound to be convicted, and this state has the death penalty.

Client:  Oh, no, no, no...Wait, you said there was some good news.  What's the good news?

Lawyer:  You managed to get your chloresterol down under 130.

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