It's my brother's birthday today. I thought I should tell you a little bit about him.
Unlike what other people may experience, we do not have sibling rivalry;
He looks remarkably like Peter Fonda; I have been mistaken for Newt Gingrich.
He is musically talented. He can play instruments and can actually sing. I have a hard time playing the radio and the only thing I've even asked to sing was far, far away.
He is super-smart. I hide my vast intellect under a huge, steaming pile of stupidity.
He has a lovely wife and two beautiful daughters. So do I, but it's a different wife and different daughters.
He can be terribly funny. I tend to be acidic.
He is athletic. I can touch my toes if I bend my knees.
Despite all of his many faults that I have listed above, he can be pretty cool.
I love him and hope he has a fantastic birthday with many, many more to come.