A elderly Jewish woman won $30,000,000 in the lottery. She went to her rabbi to tell him the good news and the rabbi asked her what she was going to do with such a fortune.
"Well, first" she said, "I'm going to keep $10,000,000 for myself so I can live whatever years I have left in luxury. Then I'm going to give $10,000,000 to the synagogue to be used for building improvements and to establish a youth program."
The rabbi nodded approvingly. "You deserve a little luxury after all your hard years, and I know the congregation will be very appreciative of the $10,000,000 donation. But what will you do with the remaining $10,000,000?"
"I'm going to have a large gold statue of Adolph Hitler built."
The rabbi was shocked. "Why would you want to honor the worst man in history with a statue?"
The old lady rolled up her sleeve. "Because that son of a bitch gave me the winning numbers."
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