My younger brother Ken (he's the smart one; I'm the smarter one) is really, really, really old today. I mean older than dirt old. I think we should let out a cheer for Ken (he's the handsome one; I'm the more handsome one).
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
Despite being related to me, Ken (he's the talented one; I'm the more talented one) is a damned nice guy and deserves all the best. I hope he has a perfect day.
What many people don't know about Ken (he's the sexy one; I'm the universal sex symbol) is that he appears fixated on small farm animals -- in particular goats. This may arise from the many, many farm sets we had as kids.
So, for his birthday I was going to send him a goat but it escaped and was last seen around Lowell, Massachusetts. (see link)
So I thought I'd send him a moo-cow for his birthday but it turned out he wouldn't give milk.
So in honor of his birthday, here are some clips of goats.
Cute baby goats:
Happy birthday, Kenny!
-- From Jerry's evil twin brother Yrrej