(I can safely relate this one because my mother was a Unitarian.)
(And my father was a Congregationalist, and thus I was raised a Baptist because it was the nearest church within walking distance.)
Ahem. How many Unitarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
In response to that question, the Unitarians have issued the following Statement:
"We choose to not make a statement either in favor or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid ways to luminescence.
[Hat tip to The Lounge.]