A priest was sent to a remote parish in Alaska. One day the Bishop dropped in to see how he was doing. The Bishop said, "I know it's very remote here. How are you handling things?"
The priest said, "To tell you the truth, without my rosary and the two glasses of wine I drink every day I think I'd go crazy. Speaking of which, would you like a glass of wine?"
"That would be very nice, thank you."
The priest called out, "Rosary, bring us two glasses of wine!"