Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Friday, April 1, 2011


Headline from today's Wasilla Messenger:

     Obama Flees To Mosque, Requests Asylum

     In a stunning development today, President Obama has fled to an Islamic mosques today, demanding asylum and that they "lock the doors, quick!"  A statement released by the White House Press Office stated simply, "Geez Louise, what do you expect?  Those blasted Republicans are out to get him!"  In a possibly related event, it was reported that political pundit Glenn Beck has died after breaking into uproarious laughter.  Beck was reportedly eating fried chicken at the time and choked on a bone.

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