Headline from today's Wisconsin Tribulation:
Entire State Now Living in Sin
Attempting to defy a court order staying implementation of Wisconsin's controversial law banning collective bargaining for unions representing state workers, Governor Scott Brown accidently sign into law a bill outlawing all marital unions in the state. "It was just supposed to be a joke," confessed Brown's secretary, adding, "I didn't expect him to actually sign it!" The new law has met with mixed reactions from the public. A number of people are reported to be upset, while Governor Brown's wife was rumored to have said, "Well, it's about damn time!"