Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Sunday, November 6, 2016

GOING THE SPEED LIMIT #2

Another 55-word story...

               MY WIFE, THE HERPETOLOGIST


     The snake's bite could paralyze within seconds, kill within a minute.

     It took a long time and much of my money to acquire it, but it will be the prize of the collection my wife loves so much.

     I had it sewn into the lining of her fur coat as a birthday surprise for her.

HYMN TIME

Louis Armstrong with a jazzed-up version of a Bible story.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r1baNdgImo

Saturday, November 5, 2016

MUSIC FROM THE PAST: ROCK AND ROLL WALTZ

Kay Starr, R.I.P.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJcJIK5olDo

STROLLING DOWN COMIC BOOK MEMORY LANE: DRAG-STRIP HOTRODDERS #14 (MARCH 1967)

Vroom!

Walter Melon is driving down a country road on his way for a date with Cynthia, one of the most popular girls in high school and one whom I would loosely describe as a witch with a b.  (Walter is a bit of an insecure nerd with an out-sized head which leads Cynthia to call him "Melon Head.")   Walter is run off the road by gangsters fleeing from the police.  As the gangsters swerve to avoid a collision, a suitcase full of loot is thrown from their car.  Walter finds the money and wants to turn it in to the police, but he's late for his date with Cynthia.

He and Cynthia go to the drag races where Cynthia moons over dreamy Scot Jackson and his souped-up Ford Falcon.  Of course we know what Walter is thinking.  Here he is with all this money and he could use it to buy a cool car like Scot Jackson's, making Cynthia moon over him instead of Scot.  And we now that will lead to trouble for Walter, but just what kind of trouble?  We'll have to wait until January 10th (when the next issue of Drag-Strip Hotrodders goes on sale) to find out.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in issue #14, the state police have closed of a section of the road over Shadow Mountain while a new bridge is being built, making perfect for Rocky Serrano and Fletcher Hayes to race their cars.  Tough luck for Fletcher! -- motorcycle policeman John Winkler catches them.  If Fletcher gets another speeding ticket, he'll lose his license.  Winkler gives them both a warning, though, and suggests they channel their energy and gasoline by entering the Appalachian Classic (The Twin peaks Grand Prix...are you listening, David Lynch?) in the novice class.  The two agree to help each other get their cars ready for the race.  Who will win?  I bet the big winner will be their friendship.

Moving on.  In "9 Second Quarter," Kennan thinks his new Holly 4-barrel car and Mallory ignition will help him win street races.  He's wrong.  Then engineering genius called Bugeye offers to help him start from scratch and build a car that will help[ him compete in Class A or B fuel drags.  They put a Chrysler hemi in a 1923 Ford Roadster and give it a chrome Moly tube frame.  Things work out well, although they forgot include a chute pack for their first race.  (Ah, these impetuous kids!)  Things get better.  The future looks bright.  And it turns out to be cool to hang out with the smart kids.

Ken King must drive his motorcycle through "The Terror Tube." Why?  Ken has been "wrongly accused of wrecking his best friend, Jerry Gerard, in an effort to win a race" and "has become the most hated guy in racing...Ken could clear his name by getting Gerard's signed papers clearing his name..." (okay,so the writing here is a bit redundant) "but Rudolph Funk, has demanded a high price for these papers, $15,000..." (and evidently know knows how to punctuate properly) (Ken has $10,000, and getting the rest would be easy for a man with Ken's driving ability, except for one rub...nobody will let him race...they hate the sight of him..."  (Dear God in heaven, please -- please! -- deliver me from this opening paragraph!)

Spoiler alert!  Ken makes through the Terror Tube and gets the needed money.  But will that be enough to clear his name?  Dunno.  Again, we have to wait for the next issue (for sale on January 10).  Dammit.

Confession time.  As a teenage and as an adult, I have had and do not have any interest in cars and motors.  Cars are God's way of getting me from point A to point B.  They have a go pedal and a stop pedal.  That, I feel, is all I really need to know.  I have been dragged on occcasion to stock care races and drag races and found them as exciting a watching paint dry.  You may not feel the same way.

If so, enjoy.

http://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=65844

Friday, November 4, 2016

MUSIC FROM THE PAST: SOMETIMES WHEN I'M ALL ALONE

Danny & the Juniors and an echo chamber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5GaOarGgLM

FORGOTTEN BOOK: THE ADVENTURES OF PROFESSOR THINTWHISTLE & HIS INCREDIBLE AETHER FLYER

The Adventures of Professor Thintwhistle & His Incredible Aether Flyer by Dick Lupoff and Steve Stiles (1991)


Richard A. Lupoff is one of those underrated writers who amaze you with every book, making you wonder why the world has not bowed down before him and kissed his feet.  He goes his own way, writes what he wants, and is equally at home with acerbic wit and with smooth, graceful language.  Lupoff started out in the trenches of science fiction fandom and, now 81, still has one foot solidly implanted there.  He began writing professionally in the Sixties while working part-time as an editor for Canaveral Press.  At Canaveral he produced several books by Edgar Rice Burroughs, leading to his first book, a biography of Burroughs.  He published his first novel in 1967, became a full-time writer in 1970, and has published more than fifty books of astonishing variety.

The Adventures of Professor Thintwhistle & His Incredible Aether Flyer has its roots in a dinner conversation at the 1966 World Science Fiction Convention about proto-science fiction books published from 1880 through 1920, when Lee Hoffman said that would make good grounds for parody.  Lupoff began writing Professor Theobald Uriah Thintwhistle's adeventures in comic book form later that year.  Artist Steve Stiles used the illustrations from Lupoff's collection of proto-science fiction books to give the panels a steampunk flavor. (This was long before steampunk ever existed.  The Thintwhistle adventures are a forerunner of this popular sub-genre.)  The first Thintwhisle strips were published in a fan magazine as by "Fenton Farnworth" and "Pascal Pascudniak."

Attempts by Lupoff to sell the strip as a book went nowhere, although Dell offered to by the story if Lupoff transformed it into a novel.  And so the 1974 novel Into the Aether was born.  Five years later, Ted White asked Lupoff and Styles if they would like to recreate the strip for Heavy Metal, he leading comic book story magazine.  Thintwhistle and company ran as a serial in that magazine from February through November, 1980.

 As we know, many good things take time.  In 1990, Kim Thompson of Fantagraphics asked Lupoff and Stiles if they would like the strips issued as a graphic novel.  They would.  They did.  And so, 25 years to the month after that original Worldcon conversation in a Cleveland Chinese restaurant, The Adventures of Professor Thintwhistle & His Incredible Aether Flyer appeared in book form.

So, what's the book a book about? It's about ten chapters long.

Okay, wise guy, what's the story about?  Well, that's something that's a bit harder to explain.  Imagine if Ova Hamlet met Edgar Rice Burroughs met William Burroughs met Philip Jose Farmer met the kitchen sink.  Now, kind of squint your eyes so that everything's a bit blurry.  Next, drink a surfeit of intoxicants.  That should give you some idea of the story.

We begin with Herkimer, a spiffily dressed young man on his velocipede, pedaling though the town of Buffalo Falls, Pennsyvania, to visit his learned friend Professor Thintwhistle.  (Bleach Herkimer's hair, put him in a red suit, and give him a horse named Horse, and you'd have a good imitation of a [slightly dimmer] Dudley Do-Right.)  Thintwhistle has created a coal-powered machine (dubbed the "Chester A. Arthur) to fly through the aether to the moon.  With Herkimer and Jefferson Jackson Clay (Thintwhistles' not-to-be-trusted blackamoor servant), the Professor soon takes off on an incredible journey.  They land on the moon.  No, that's not right.  They innocently land on the left breast of the giant Selena, Queen of the Moon.  Also innocently, they plant a flag deep in the "lacteal faucet" of said giantess. causing 1) a fissure, and 2) the abrupt deflation of said portion of the anatomy.  Our heroes and their ship is sucked into the fissure and find themselves in a strange universe of  feathered serpents, giant King Charles Spaniels, Spanish pirates, cat people, intrigue, and danger.

Concurrently, Thintwhistle's colleagues Miss Taphammer and Winchester Blont investigate the Professor's disappeance and determine they must have gone through the aether.  Once that was determined, Miss Taphammer determine to build another aether machine -- the Susan B. Anthony, this time -- and follow the Professor to effect a rescue.  Meanwhile somewhere in the alternate cosmos, Jefferson Jackson Clay sheds his servile demeanor, changes his name to Manelik XX Chaka and steals the Chester Alan Arthur!

A wild and incredible romp that may not be to everyone's liking,  I loved it.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

MUSIC FROM THE PAST: WHO AM I (TRIPITENA'S SONG)

Lou Reed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDJ_X0Rqhsk&index=39&list=PLiaOytEHao7FIZMn374j6v54YQeUghwYx