Openers: Click Kendall realized that there was something almost impersonal in the antagonism of the man before him.
"Do I understand you refuse to make any statement?"
That question had been effective with many other tough customer. But this man answered it with a single explosive word.
Click Kendall played his trump card. With a happy smile suffusing his features he whipped a notebook from his pocket.
"Then I shal quote you as saying that!" he exclaimed, and wrote meaningless words rapidly. "I have your permission to quote you as having used those words! Now your further plans are to --"
But the man at the gate did not weaken. His black glittering eyes looked directly at Click Kendall, yet seemed focused upon some distant ;point
"You may quote me as having said that you had better withdraw that foot from that gate!"
The words were a monotone of calm irritation.
-- "The Sky's the Limit" by Erle Stanley Gardner (from Argosy, December 7 and December 14, 1929)
Bugle Reporter Click Kendall had been sent by his editor to interview Professor Wagner about whatever he had been working on. Unable to fulfill his assignment, click heads back, Rounding a curve, there are two vehicles heading side by side directly toward him, roadster and a touring car. Men from the touring car reached out to grab the woman driving the roadster and pull her into their car. Click managed to avoid the now driverless roadster but crashed into the touring car, which received minor damage. Then someone began firing a gun at Click. That made him mad and he rushed the men in the touring car. In the fight, the girl managed to get away while Click pounded the villains. Then a below from a wrech knocked him out, but not before he received a minor gunshot wound. He woke up with a beautiful girl kneeling over him, urging him to get up and hide in the bushes. The would-be kidnappers were bound to come back in search for her. Once the coast was clear, the girl noticed Click's wound and offered to take him to her house to dress the injury. You guessed it: the girl is the daughter of Professor Wagner.
All well and good for the start of a typical pulp mystery adventure. But things then take a sharp turn into science fiction territory involving an anti-gravity device, a space ship, a trip to Venus, Venesians, and a small treacherous group of World War I Germans, This is one of seven science ficyion stories that Gardner wrote for Argosy between 1928 and 1932.
Gardner is best known for his mysteries, especially those about lawyer Perry Mason. Before Mason, however, he was a prolific contributor to the pulps, creating such characters as Lester Leith, Ed Jenkins, Speed Dash, Bob Zane, Paul Pry, Sidney Zoom, and more than a dozen others. There was a far greater market for mysteries than for science fiction stories in those days. Gardner was a bisnessman first and he soon determined the money that could be made from science fiction paled in comparison to mystery stories. In 1933, Gardner had published the first of his popular Perry Mason books, stories that he could turn out rather rapidly as compared to the few science fiction stories he had written. Perry Mason was a game changer for Gardner: "Of the 151 mystery novels which appeared on the best-seller lists from 1895 to 1965, Mr. Gardner was responsible for ninety-one."
The seven science fiction stories by Gardner were eventually collected in 1981 by Martin H. Greenberg and Charles G. Waugh as The Human Zero: The Science Fiction Stories of Erle Stanley Gardner. The science fiction trappings in these stories vary, with "The Sky's the Limit" nbeing the only interplanetary tale. "The Human Zero" is actually an impossible crime story featuring a weapon that reaches absolute zero, where atoms no longer move. "Monkey Eyes" is a story of a grotesque experiment within the framework of an adventure tale set in India. "A Year in a Day" is a riff on H. G. Wells' "The New Accelerator," providing a means of invisibility. "The Man with Pin-Point Eyes" is a western about reincarnation. "New Wolrds" depicts a world-wide flood caused by a shift in the Earth's poles. "Rain Magic" is an African adventure story with fantastic beast; in the introduction to this story Gardner states that it is based on a supposedly true tale related to him by an old desert prospector. When Gardner checked on the locale, he found that every item told him could be verified, (Gardner also related the story of the prospector in one of his non-fiction travel books, so there may be some support to his claims.)
Gardner ws a serious pracitioner and student of writing. He was disdainful that "literary" stories were more important that the fast-paced entertainment he and other pulp writers provided. He wrote about 600 stories for the pulps, most of which have not been reprinted. Luckily, some of these stories are preserve online in PDF copies of the original magazine they appeared in. Sadly, many are not. Gardner's pulp writing deserved to be preserved in book form.
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- Tim Waggoner, Night Terrors. Horror novel, the first book in the Shadow Watch sequence. "It's Supernatural meets Men in Black in a darkly humorous urban fantasy from the author of Nekropolis. When you dream you visit the Marlstrom. Dream long enough and hard enough, and your breaks can break through into the living world. So, alas, can your nightmares. And who's there to catch the dreams and nightmares as they fall into reality? Meet the Shadow Hunters. Pray you never meet them." Waggoner is the Bram Stoker Award-winning author of nearly five dozen books, with more to come.
- In 1875, Aristides won the first Kentucky Derby with a time of 2:37.75. Compare that to this year's "winner" Medina Spirit, whose time of 2:01.02 was possibly aided by betamethasone, a corticosteroid. All this led to a statment from Donald Trump, calling the horse a junky. This caused some confusion as many people did not know if he was talking Medina Spirit or one of his kids.
- In 1900, L. Frank Baum published The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, beginning a series of children's books that have entertained people for more than a century. The second book in the series. The Marvelous Land of Oz, introduces Tip, who is perhaps the first transgender character in a popular children's series, not that Baum geve much thought to gender roles.
- In 1902, the Antikythera mechanism was discovered from a shupwreck off the coast of Greece by archaeologist Valerios Stais. This device is the oldest example of an analog computer and was used to predict atromonical positions and eclipses decades in advance. The clockwork mechanism has been variously dated from 87 BC to 205 BC; the shipwreck is thought to have occurred about 70-60 BC. The knowledge that constructed this machine was then lost in antiquity. In 2010, hobbyist andy Carol built a fully fynctioning replica of this mechanism from Legos.
- In 1954, the U.S. supreme Court handed down a unanimous decision in Brown v. Board of Education, outlawing racial segreation in schools. If only it were that easy.
- Florida Man Malachi Love-Robinson, a.k.a. "Dr. Love," now 23, made headmlines when he was 18 when he was charged with practicing medicine without a license, grand theft, and fraud as he posed as a doctor, complete with office, lab, coat, and a stethoscope, scamming one patient out of $35,000. For that he served 21 months in maximum security. Now he's been arrested again, this time for diverting over $10,000 from the shipping company he was working for to his personal bank account. He said he's sorry.
- Florida Man Johnny Edwards Malisham, 60, of Milton (just a couple of towns from where I live), was arrested after sheriff's officers found a woman's body buried under a biurn pit behind his home. The woman, 60-year-old Cynthis Hoover, had been missing since March 8 and her ransacked car was found on March 10 alongside Intersate 10, The police were informed by a tip from a woman who had known Malisham for 15 years. She said that he had asked her help with the body, acting as a watch while he buried the body, whom he said he had killed with a hatchet. The woman ran to her house and hid. Leter Malisham called her, told her he had left the dead woman's car on I-10. and asked her for a ride home. When she refused, he called another woman to pick him up. Police said this second woman was elderly and did not remember much.
- Florida Man Mark Anthony Hunt, 55, of County, is accused of stealing horses and attempting to ride them to his house. He said horses should not be 'caged" -- they were in stalls -- and he just wanted to set them free. The Lake Cpunty Shrieff's Office Facebook page, in reporting the incident, ended the post with the hashtags #wannabecowboy, #busted, #dontdrinkandtrytorideahorse, and #especiallybareback.
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