Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, and a kid from the Make-a-Wish Foundation were on a plane when the pilot comes running through, saying, "Uh-oh!" The pilot grabs what appears to be a parachute and jumps out, calling back, "Sorry! There's only two parachutes left!"
Immediately Donald Trump elbows himself forward, grabs one, and says, "I'm the most important person in the world so I deserve a parachute," And he jumps out of the plane.
Bernie Sanders, realizing he is old and the kid from the Make-a-Wish Foundation is young and that there is a very slight change that some medical breakthrough may end up saving the kid, takes a parachute and starts strapping it on the kid. giving him careful instructions on how to use it.
The kid starts to laugh. "Don't worry. We're both okay," he says. "The very stable genius just took my backpack."
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