Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, April 27, 2016


A dog walks into  bar, goes at the bartender and says, "Hello, I am a talking dog.  I'm the only talking dog in the world.  I am unique in the annals of history.  Not only can I talk, but I am learned and erudite,  Surely that entitles me to a free drink."

The bartender looks the dog over, pauses for a few seconds, and says, "Sure.  The toilet's the first door on the left."

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