An unfortunate pregnant woman fell into a coma for ten months. When she awoke her first concern was for her baby.
"Baby?" said the nurse. "You had two babies, a girl and a boy, each one healthier than the other. And you don't have to worry, because your brother was here and he named them for you."
"What! My idiot brother named my babies! This is terrible! What did he name my daughter?"
"Denise," the nurse told her.
"Denise. Well that's not too bad a name. What did he name my son?'