Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, April 3, 2013


Since this is Alcohol Awareness Month:

Drinking alcohol doesn't solve any of my problems...but then again, neither does drinking milk.

It's also Mathematics Education Month:

Why did the number get mad at his wife?  Because she was being irrational.

It's also Foot Health Awareness Month:

Two men meet while walking on a road.  Both are dragging one leg.  The first man nods at his leg and says, "Viet Nam, 1969."  The second man nods at his leg and says, "Dog crap, two minutes ago."

Surprisingly, it's also Frog Month (I don't know who can up with that idea):

What goes dit-dit-croak, dit-dit-croak?  Morse toad.

And it's Guitar Month:

What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?  Homeless.

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