Great googly mooglies! I came across a Regis Philbin Christmas album in a local thrift store this week and -- lo and behold! -- there was this song he did with Donald Trump, the Trumpster! I did not, would not, could not buy the album but I came away determined to inflict this monstrosity on you. Here's a clip of them performing (?)/ butchering Gene's song on Letterman back in 2005. Please note the length of the Donald's tie -- he still hasn't learned.
Suffer, my children.