BITS & PIECES

 Openers:  "The Lord in heaven forbid!" exclaimed the old man, while every limb was convulsed in horror -- the blood forsook his cheeks, and he clasped his hands in agony:  "but the thing is impossible!" he resumed, after a few moments passed in reflection, "absolutely impossible! -- What?  Everard?  a boy, whose childhood was past under my own roof, under my very eye?....whose manners are so  mild....who was ever so gentle, so grateful, so kind....whose heart I know as well as I do my own....Bless my soul, Sister Milman, what a fright you have given me!  But it's no great matter now, for when I reflect upon this history of yours, I see clearly that the thing is quite impossible, and so there's an end of it."  --

-- "Now was there ever anything so provoking!  Brother, Brother, let me tell you, that at your time of life it is quite a shame to suffer yoursself to be so blinded by prejudice. -- His childhood wad past under your roof, forsooth!  But where did he pass his youth, I should be glad to know?  why, among tigers and alligators that swallow up poor dear little children at a mouthful, and and great ugly black-a-moor monsters, who eat nothing but human flesh, heaven bless us! and where's the great wonder, that living in such graceless company, Everard should have picked up some of their bloody tricks?  Nay, Brother, to tell you a bit of my mind, for my own part I always suspected, that there was something awkward in the manner, by which he came such a sight of money, though to be sure I never imagined, that the business was half so bad as it proves to be." --

"The Anaconda:  An East Indian Tale" by M. G. Lewis (from the author's collection Romantic Tales, 1808; published separetly in 1813)

Everard Brooke has returned to England from Ceylon a rich man but under a cloud of suspicion.  He is supposed to have murdered a man there and for having n affair with a married woman.  As we delve further into Everard's story we discover that he and Zadi, a Ceylonese attendant, attempted to distract a giant anaconda away from Zadi's master, who is trapped by the serpent.  The anaconda itself (variously and ambiguously referred to as "he," "she," and "it") is pure evil in its attempts to kill.  Scholars have pointed out themes of gender, sexuality, and empire in this piece, but the story may be best read as a tale of terror.

Matthew Gregory "Monk" Lewis (1775-1818) was an English dramatist, novelist, diplomat, politician, and owner of two estates in Jamaica.  He is best-known for his gothic horror novel The Monk (hence the nickname), which placed him alongside writers such as Charles Maturin and Mary Shelley.  The graphic details of the novel (which Lewis attempted to excise in the second edition) drew both condemnation and popularity to the book.  The Monk was clearly influenced by Ann Radcliffe's Mysteries of Udolpho and William Godwin's Caleb Williams, although far more visceral than Radcliffe and retaining Godwin's narrative drive.  Lewis made his mark in popular culture with a poem that has lived on (in altered form) in every ten-year-old boy:  "The worms crawl in.  The worms crawl out."

In 1808, Lewis published the four-volume Romantic Tales, which included a number of poems and stories, including several novellas, among them "The Anaconda" and "The Four Facardins" (a very loose embellishment and translation from the French of a story by Count Anthony Hamilton [1646-1720].

Throughout his writing career, Lewis as plagued with accusations of lacking originality, having "borrowed" many ideas from previous works.  This was something he admitted freely but overlooks his unique (for the time) approach away from sentimentality and his ability to make various components into a cohesive whole.  Lewis's two sister often made suggestioned edits to make his work more palatable for the general audience, but Lewis rejected all such attempts.

Although a member of Parliament and (briefly) a diplomat (he found The Hague "boring"), Lewis;s main loves were writing for the theater and frequenting bars both on the British Isles and the Continent; throughout his life he enjyed mingling with society.  He owned one estate in Jamaica outright and hald of another estate there; in 1817, be bought out his partners and records at the time showed him to own over 500 slaves.  He died the following year of yellow fever as he returned home froma trip to Jamaica and was buried at sea.

Incoming:

• Paul S, Newman, Dick Tracy Encounters Facey, 1967.  Juvenile, a Big Little Book from Whitman Publishing.  Tracy creator Chester A. Gould appears to have no direct connection to this book, which was authorized by The Chicago Tribune - New York News Syndicate.  (At the time, Gould was busy with the "Tracy in Space" era, a misguided attempt to bring the character into the "modern" age, complete with moon people, a moon kingdom, and Junior Tracy marrying the Moon Maid.  Ptah!  Luckily, this book has none of those trappings.)   We meet Facey Fredericks, a con man and forger who has a talent for making himself look like anyone he wants.  Facey is hired to use his skills to rob a pricey jewelry store and a bank in the same day, leaving those he impersonated to take the blame.  Tracy suspects something more than the obvious is taking place and as he begins to close in on Facey, the criminal commits murder.  A very uncomplicated story that fits well into the Big Little Book motif.  This one has 249 pages with text on one side of the fold and drawings on the other.  Efforts are made to make the drawings like the work of Gould,and it may well be his work (or the work of his assistant at the time Rick Fletcher).  Either may have done the artwork, but it just doesn't ring true to me.

Tentacles:  A Republican state legislature has resigned from his committee positions after disseminating a report that claimed live, tentacled creatures exist in the Covid vaccine and that they infiltrate the body through the vaccine in order to control people's thoughts.   Representative Ken Weyler was the chairman of the House Finance and the joint Legislative Fiscal committees when he forwarded a 52-page report to members of the Finance Committee.  For his part, Weyler said he had only meant to send the first dozen or so pages of the report, which contained comments about the methodology of Covid-19 reporting that concerned him.  Weyler claimed that he had not read the full report.

After the fact that Wyler had released the report came to light, Republican governor Chris Sununu said that Weyler should be removed from his committee chairmanships.  House Speaker Shermaan Packard then met with Weyler and a "mutual decision" was made that Weyler resign his posts.  Tentacles were just a bit too much for the Granite State Republican establishment.

[On the other hand, why go with Bill Gates' nanobots in a vaccine when you could have tentacles?  Tentacles are way cooler!]

Previously Weyler had publicly doubted the state's figures that 90% of people hospitalized with Covid were unvaccinated.  He had also spoken against a proposed $27 million aid package from the the U.S. Health and Human Services Department to boost the state's vaccination efforts -- a vote on that package has been delayed indefinitely.

There has been absolutely no confirmation of a rumor I am starting that the Sci-Fi Channel is rushing into production a made-for-TV movie titled VACCINOPUS!, or of the follow-up VACCINOPUS VS. SHARKNADO!

A Fact of Great Gravity:  "There was once a 50-mile railroad in Lackawanna County that operated its trains entirely by gravity.  It had no locomotives."  This is just one of the facts covered in Great and Interesting Cartoons About Pennsylvania, a 1950 pamphlet issued by the state's Department of Commerce designed to lead to "a better appreciation of Pennsylvania."  I, for one, certainly appreciate Pennsylvania more since I learned that "Egg production has more than doubled in the state in the past 25 years, and, in 1945, Pennsylvania ranked third among all states in the value of its eggs."  Consider my imagination boggled.

To find out more, click on the link:

https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=20934

One-Hit Wonders:  What is the worst one-hit wonder of all time?  A bit less than two years ago, Insider listed 56 possibles, all from 1974 to 2014 (which kind of negates that "of all time" caveat).   Here are a few of the contenders:

• "Kung Fu Fighting,"  Carl Douglas     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0
• "Puttin' on the Ritz,"  Taco     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bUCGEsaaT0
• "Ice Ice Baby,"  Vanilla Ice     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
• "I'm Too Sexy."  Right Said Fred     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
• "Pepper,"  Buthole Surfers     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk
• "Barbie Girl,"  Aqua     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
• "The Bad Touch,"  Bloodhound Gang     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
• "Summer Girls,"  LFO    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeL7h2cYDRo
• "My Neck, My Back (Lick It),"  Khia     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T6Fnwbtzp8
• "The Ketchup Song (Aserege),"  Las Ketchup     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5llcBScGuAE

Other contenders are:  "CoCo" (O.T. Genasis); "Rude" (Magic!); "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)" (Ylvis); "Cheerleader" (Omi); "Somebody That i Used To Know" (Gotya, featuring Kimbra); "Don't Drop That Thun Thun" (The Finnaticz);  "Harlem Shake" (Baauer); "Gangnam Style" (Psy); "Tongue Tied" (Grouplove); "Friday" (Rebecca Black); "Billionaire" (Travis McCoy, featuring Bruno Mars); "Teach Me How To Dougie" (Cali Swag District); "Pumped Up Kicks" (Foster the People); "I Love College" (Asher Roth); "This Is Why I'm Hot" (MIMS); "Lips of an Angel" (Hinder); "Laffy Taffy" (D4L); "Axel F" (Crazy Frog); "Tipsy" (J-Kwon); "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) (Big & Rich); "Never Leave You (Um Oooh, Um Oooh)" (Lumidee); "Move Your Feet" (Junior Senior); "Blowin' Me Up (With Her Love)" (JC Chasez); "I Wanna Be Bad" (Willa Ford); "Butterfly" (Crazy Town); "around the World (La La La La La) (ATC); "Who Let the Dogs Out" (Baha Men); "Blue (Ba Da Dee)" (Eiffel 65); "Superman" (Goldfinger); "One of Us" (Joan Osborne); "How Bizarre" (OMC); ""Cotton Eye Joe" (Rednex); "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (Crash Test Dummies); "Whoomp! (There It Is)" (Tag Team); "Informer" (Snow); "Achy Breaky Heart" (Billy Ray Cyrus); "Unbelievable" (EMF); "Groove Is in the Heart" (Dee-Lite); ""Rico Suave" (Geraldo); "\Almost Paradise" (Mike Reno and Ann Wilson); "You Spin Round (Like a Record) (Dead or Alive); "The Safety Dance" (Men Without Hats); "Mickey" (Toni Basil); "Funkytown" (Lipps Inc.); and "Turning Japanese" (The Vapors).

What do you think?  Are there any possibles this list missed?  In your humble opinion, what is the all-time worst one-hit wonder?  Enquiring people want to know.

(My choice is 1963's "Papa Oom Maw Maw" by the Rivingtons, followed by Tiny Tim's 1968 version of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips.")

Plane Crazy:  Inspired by Lucky Lindy, Walt Disney's favorite mouse decided to take up flying with the help of his barnyard friends.  His first attempt goes awry, but Mickey manages to juryrig a second plane, inviting Minnie along for the ride.  The 1929 Mickey is a bit of a Lothario and demands a kiss from Minnie, who refuses.  Minnie jumps out of the plane to avoid him, using her underwear as a parachute.  Of interest is the barnyard cow who has full, milk-squirting udders; didn't Disney ban udders on cows in later years?

This animated goodie is from the brilliant mind of Ub Iwerks.

https://archive.org/details/PlaneCrazy_201511

A Quotation for the Ages:  "I know only two tunes;  one of them is 'Yankee Doodle,' and the other isn't." -- Ulysses S. Grant, although versions of the quote were attributed to Abraham Lincoln and W. S. Gilbert.

In Just 20 Days!:   Halloween!  Everybody's favorite holiday, right?

Here's Bessie Smith to get you in the mood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn1EURTF8fk

Florida Man:

• Florida Man Fred Salter, 61, will longer go kite-surfing.  A strong gust of wind on Fort Lauderdale Beach lifted the hapless Salter and pushed him 400 feet before crashing him into the second story of a nearby home.  Salter was unable to release himself from the kite and died at a local hospital several hours late.  Salter was said to be a veteran kite surfer and a cancer survivor.  It is not known if his kite had a safety release.
• As Leo Getz (played by Joe Pesci) said in one of the Lethal Weapon movies, "The **** you at the drive thru!"  One unnamed Florida Man took that to heart when he discovered his bagel from Starbucks had no cream cheese.  He let that simmer.  Several days later he returned to the Miami Gardens Starbucks and complained to the 23-year-old woman at the drive-thru.  When she asked him is he had ordered cream cheese specifically, he pulled a gun.  Although the drive-thru worker said the man did not point the gun directly at her, she was afraid that it would go off if he did not get his cream cheese.  She gave him the cream cheese and he drove off.  His big mistake?  Pulling a gun on the dughter of the police chief.  He was arrested and held on $10,000 bail.
• Florida Woman Amy Williams, of Holly Hill, said that her name and an address where she had lived eight yearss ago has shown up on a federal database indicating that she had recieved $3.4 million in Covid Restaurant Revitalizations Funds for a catering business.  Williams, a gas station employee, never applied for and never recieved any of the  money.  Her husband does work as a restaurant cook but is as baffled as she is.  
• Florida Man William Watson, 30, has been arrested for throwing a brick through a condominium window into a room where two children were sleeping.  Although the b roken glass came close to the sleeping four-year-old and infant, neither one was injured.  A police officer recognized Watson from the description because he had had a previous encounter with the man.  Watson was arrested Saturday when an officer on patrol recognized him from a wanted poster.  It is not known why Watson threw the brick.
• Florida Man Michael Van Nostrand, 54, of Davie, has been arrested for attempting to export illegally harvested turtles to Japan and China.  Van Nostrand, who dubs himself the "Lizard King" of Florida, owns Strictly Reptiles a company that has estabished a network of "collectors" who search the Florida wilds for fresh-water turtles.  Van Nostrand falsely tagged the turtles as having been bred in captivity.  He had been sentences to eight months in prison in 1998 for illegally buying smuggled snakes and lizards.  One commentator believe that he is also the 'Reptile King" who once smuggled drugs in snakes, although this was not verified.

Good News:

• Packers NFL trainer searches football field until 2 am to find player's necklace contaaining his father's ashes     https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/aaron-jones-lost-necklace-found-by-trainer-who-stayed-out-until-2-am-looking/
• During the aptly named James Bond film "No Time To Die," a man is saved by CPR after a heart attack     https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/malcolm-clarke-cpr-bond-no-time-to-die/
• A mathematician just made a musical album compose entirely of wavelengths from black holes     https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/valery-vermeulen-releases-music-made-from-black-hole-data/
• Dolphins "alert' rescue crew to swimmer who had been stranded at sea for 12 hours     https://www.theepochtimes.com/dolphins-alert-rescue-crew-to-missing-swimmer-stranded-at-sea-for-12-hours_3979724.html
• Dog stuck in 30-foot cavern for two weeks is rescued     https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/dewey-dog-rescue-cave-indiana/
• A Mozard sonata is found to calm the brain a reduce seizures in people with epilepsy     https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mozart-sonata-calms-the-brains-of-people-with-epilepsy/
• Alabama begins to remove racist language from its constitution     https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/following-vote-alabama-removes-racist-language-from-state-constitution/
• Winners in the 2021 Drone Photo awards     https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2021-drone-photo-awards/

Today's Poem:

Fake News

They fed me with nonsense

To contaminate my soul

To confuse my mind

To plant a seed of doubt

To break my thought process

And wage a war of lies among my children

They uprooted my spirit of truthfullness

And transplanted my descerning mind

So that I can listen to their lies

So that I can partake in their evil schemes

So that I can poison my children

So that I can drink from their dirty hands

They exposed my eyes to their lies

And wrapped my heart in doubt

Starting a war of doubt in my thoughts

I was vulnerable to their evil ideas

I was disabled by their lies

They brought me a plate full of fake news

And forced me to dine and wine with their lies

To celebrate the birth of a deadly serpent

To give my heart waay yo the devil

To throw my Soul into the abyss

I am thirsty for the truth

I don't want any more lies

I am fed up with their evil propaganda

I am now ready to fight a Holy war

A war born out of goodness

A Love war

-- Kenneth Maswabi

JUST IN TIME FOR FALL! MYSTERY WRITERS DISCUSS THEIR FAVORITE SUMMER READS!

 From 2014, here's Sandra Brown, Lee Child, Jeffrey Deaver, Karin Slaughter, and David Ignatius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBC4Jvi8MdM

HYMN TIME

 Rhonda Vincent and The Rage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFfOH_Ks3lA

MUSIC FROM THE PAST: LET YOUR LOVE FLOW

 The Bellamy Brothers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQQj2rQBFvA

THOR, GOD OF THUNDER -- 1940S STYLE

First off, this is not your Stan Lee/Marvel Thor...or, maybe it is.

Thor, God of Thunder appeared in the first five issues of Fox Feature syndicate's Weird Comics (April - August 1940), appearing alongside other heroes such as The Birdman, Voodoo Man, Typhon, and Blast Bennett, and Sorceress of Zoom.  Thor was the creation of Wright Lincoln and Pierce Rice; the stories were signed by Lincoln.  Neither creator knew much aboute Norse mythology, placing Thor in Valhalla rather than in Asgard.

Thor, looking down from his Valhalla castle, sees that Earth is in need of a mighty hero.  He decides to invest an ordinary mortal with his god-like powers.  The ordinary man is Grant Farrel, a shlub who is unlucky at love.  When a turnip-brained fathead named Glenda dumps him for a more manly man, Grant considers suicide.  That's when Thor appears and gives him superpowers.  Transformed into Thor's being (complete with cape and shorts, as well as me sort of weird helmet) Grant sees that Glenda unknowingly is hanging about with spies (!).  The spies kidnap her to help them find the Andurian mines in South America so they can blow up the mine (yep; we've gone from mines plural to mines singular and now they are evidently easy tp locate) in order to cripple the Andurian military.  But here comes Grant as Thor and puts a halt to their plans and rescues Glenda, who is impressed with Grant/Thor's manliness.  Grant poo-poos Glenda bcause he "has more important things to think of than the whim of a girl."

In Thor's second outing, Glenda decides to sail to Europe despite the dangers of ocean travel during a war.  Grant decides to go along, just in case...  Then the boat hits a mine and is destroyed and Grant and Glenda find themselves the soul occupants of a lifeboat.  They ar picked up by a cruiser whose captain is afraid to navigate the waters, so Thor uses his lightning to chart a safe path for the boat.  Glenda poo-poos Grant's help but is eager to accept help from Thor.   (There's a lot of poo-pooing going on in these early issues.)  She has overheard enemy plans to attack Paris and she and Thor fly there to warn the city.  But they are almost too late because the enemy planes are flying overhead.  Thor attaches a long chain to his hammer and uses it to bind all the enemy planes together,  He then hurls them to the enemy capitol where they crash and explode.  Glenda begins to suspect a link between Grant and Thor.

In the June issue, the evil country of Gratnia invades the United States through the Mexican border.  (This is long before Trump's Wall and I'd say he may have gotten the idea of an invasion from our Southern border from this comic, but we all know he can't read.)   The war catches America unaware but its loyal citizens rush to fill the ranks of the military, incuding Grant, who enlists as an Army private.  Not to be outdone, Glenda volunteers as a Red Cross nurse.  By this time Glenda is gaga over Grant and they are boyfriend and girlfriend.  Grant decides to serve as himself and not to utlize the powers of Thor.  This pledge holds until Grant's unit is nearly destroyed by the enemy and Thor jouins the action, raising havoc with the bad guys -- and also rescuing Glenda from an enemy rocket.  The bad guys are not deterred, though; they amass their troops and head northward to attack Chicago.  Thor arrives too late.  Chicago is in ruins.  Thor destroys the invaders.  Back as Grant, he hears a child cry from the ruins.  As he  goes to rescue the child, he gets in the way of an enemy soldier trying to escape.  The enemy (a dirty dog if there ever was one) shoots Grant in  the back and escapes.  Glenda finds her wounded boyfriend and carries him to the hospital.  The army knows that Grant somehow defeated the enemy so they give him a medal and a promotion.  Glenda now knows that Grant is Thor, but she likes Grant for himself.

Continuity was never a consideration in this comic.  When we next see Grant he is no longer in the Army and Glenda is no longer a Red Cross nurse.  For some reason Glenda is in tibet and has been captured by the bandit chief Wong, who tortures her to find ut the location of The Gold Horde of Buddha.  Grant, disguised as a Mongollian traveler, rescues Glenda (again).  They fly off but Wong's has his men shoot anti-aricraaft guns at them.  Glenda is hit and falls toward the ground, telling Grant to keep fighting.  Glenda evidently lands safely and is again captured by Wong.  Grant flies to the fornidden city to warn the "Grand Llama" (two L's, if you please) of the bandit's impending attack.  (Grant as Thor has lost his cape and helmet, BTW.)  Thor routs the bandits but the bombardment has severely damaged the giant dynamos that run the forbidden city -- that's a plot point that suddenly vanishes without explanation.  Also without explanation, Wong is no longer a bandit chief but an evil general with an army.  Thor takes care of the army.  Wong is imprisoned for life.  Glenda declares her love for Grant, who, in turn, promises to take good care of her in the future.  Did I mention that oneof Thor's powers was invisibilty?  No?  Well. in this issue it is.

In the final episode, Grant is now a young scientist and the head of a Chinese relief mission, with Glenda is his secretary.  The luxury liner they are traveling on explodes while moored at a Shanghai pier.  (Not too sure why.)  The evil doctor Hsin and his man-creation Mako take advantage of the disaster and rush to the scene to get a body for Hsin's experiments.  The body they get is the unconscious Glenda.  Hsin uses a cosmic pulsator to allow Glenda to absorb the essence of the hundreds of graat men and women whose blood had been harvested by him.  Mako, a distorted creature, believes he has been made as the "perfect man."  Grant, meanwhile, is unconscious in the hospital, recovering from the explosion.  In Valhalla, the god Thor sends Graant a psychic message that Glenda is in danger from Dr. Hsin.  Grant as Thor traacksdown Dr. Hsin's secret laboratory but is knocked unconscious by a borealic beam.  Hsin ties Thor down and begins to harvest his blood.  Thor has super recuperative powers and bursts free as Mako decides that, as a perfect man, he deserves to be the boss of Hsin and that he will take Glenda for his own.  Bad decision.  Mako is defeated,  Hsin is captured, Glenda is freed.  It turns out that Hsin's had been executed six months before but used a secret formula to fake his death; can you say, "Better living through chemistry"?  Hsin's plan was to murder the entire human race and, using their blood, create his own super-race.  He was truly an ambitious villain.

The last panel promises that Grant Farrel and Thor will return next issue.  It lied.

Now, about Stan Lee.  Lee never meant a superhero he wouldn't borrow from.  From this Thor, he got the cape, the hammer that returned to him, as well as various super-powers.  At least that's the theory.

Enjoy.

https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=79419&comicpage=&b=i

MUSIC FROM THE PAST: BABY, I NEED YOUR LOVIN'

 Johnny Rivers on The Ed Sullivan Show, March 19, 1967.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kERga4ZOoA4

FORGOTTEN BOOKS -- A TWO-FER

 Despite the sluggishness of the past few weeks I managed to read two very interesting books.  (Well. it is a stretch to call the second one a book.)

The Ship That Sailed to Mars by William M. Timlin (1924)

An interesting mash-up of fairy tale and science fiction noted for being that rarest of things...a beautiful book and a masterpiece of wit and imagination.

From Donald H. Tuck's Encyclopedia of Sciencc Fiction and Fantasy:

"A sort of fairy tale set on Mars.  This is generally recognized as the most beautiful and valuable fantasy books ever published.  It is 12 in.high and 2 in thick, bound in half vellum; the text is adorned with beautiful hand lettering; there are 49 [actually 48 -- JH] full-colour illustrations each separately mounted on matte paper."

Harrap of London printed only 2000 copies of the book, 200 of which were sold in the U.S. by Stokes (New York) at $12.00.  (That's $12.00 in 1924 prices.)

Timlin (1892-1943) was an English architect and illustrator who moved to South Africa in 1912.  The Ship That Sailed to Mars tookTimlin two years to produce.  The 96 pages included 48 pages of calligraphied text and 48 pages of detailed water color paintings.  The publisher decided to go with Timlin's hand lettering rather than transposing it into print.

The book begins:

"Although it was difficult to believe, the Old Man had not always been old, and in his dim, forgotten youth, he said "I will go to Mars; sailing by way of the moon, and the more friendly planets."  But those around him, Scientists, and Astronomers some cried out in scorn, "Have we not ever taught you that Mars is thirty thousand miles away, and nothing could ever live on a journey there?"  And they left him, muttering in their beards as they went, for they had no faith, nor any belief, in Fairies."

Yep.  Fairies.  The Old Man recruits them to build his sailing ship.  Not just any Fairies, but those with cunning skill and craftsmanship.  It took a long while and the ships they first built not would not fly, but eventually they succeeded with the help of a friendly gnome, ss well as the Elf King's favorite metal worker, two or three old crones, and Pan,  So many helped in the building of the ship that a lottery was drawn to see who could accompany the Old Man on the trip.  Because everyone chosen was very fond of milk, a cow was stolen and placed on a large field of grass (also purloined) to be tied to the rear of the ship and towed.  The farmer whose cow and field it was eventually was forced to the extreme measure of Writing to the Newspaper.

The journey was frought with peril and danger and -- it must be admitted -- a basic misunderstanding of space, of astronomy. and of distance.  Shudder if you will as the Old Man and his crew meet The Monsters. The Gift, The Sorrowful Planet, The Seven Sisters, The Meteor, The Eden Serpent, The Air Sprite, The Pirates Planet, and The Star fo the Classic Myths (including Calypso, The Arno, Phoecus, and Orpheus).

Eventually their goal was reached and the peoples of Mars welcomed them.  But all was not wonderful on the planet.  In the Iron Hills, there was continual Thunder which caused the people who heard it Misery.  Sadly, the betrothed of the Princess [fairy tales have to have a beautiful princess, you see] had journied to Iron Hills and was now trapped there, worshipping at the "blasthemous Temple" of Thunder.  The Old Man, at the behest of the Princess, goes to the Iron Hills and by erecting a giant lightning rod manages to defet the Thunder.  Misery is gone.  The Princess marries her love.  And the Old Man goes on to many other adventures, none of which were recorded.

As Yoda might say, "Great the whimsey in this one is."

The book is available on the Internet Archives Wayback machine.  Give it a try.  https://web.archive.org/web/20091027084355/http://geocities.com/anaiselise2nd/sec01.html

Henry Kuttner:  A Memorial Symposium edited by Karen Anderson (1958)

Henry Kuttner (1915-1958) was a prolific writer of science fiction, fantasy, horror, and mysteries.  His first story, "The Graveyard Rats" (1936),  showed a Lovecraftian influence that could be seen in some of his early work.  He went on to use at least seventeen pseudonyms, often producing stories tailored for the markets of the day, yet his range and talent were undeniable.  After his marriage, he and wife, noted author C. L. Moore, often collaborated and L. Sprague de Camp said that their writing was so seemless that even the couple could not say who wrote what.  As Kuttner matured, so did his writing.  He (and Moore) penned many classic works in various fields.  

By all accounts, Kuttner was a modest, giving man who helped many well-known writers in their career.  He Leigh Brackett shape her first professional sale and aided Ray Bradbury in his first sale.  Richard Matheson dedicated his novel I Am Legend to Kuttner, who help Matheson overcome many of the diffcuilties he had in writing the book.  His advice also helped Fritz Leiber start his career.

Six months after Kuttner's untimely death, Karen Anderson (writer, fan, and wife of Poul) pubished this brief, mimeographed "symposium" in honor of "one of the most outstanding and endearing personalitied of our time."  --  thirty-six pages with tributes from Poul Anderson, Fritz Leiber, Ray Bradbury, Anthony Boucher, and Robert Bloch,   Also included are a tribute poem from Karen Anderson, a piece of fan fiction by Kuttner from the Fall 1948 issue of The Fanscient, several illustrations by Edd Cartier, and a bibliography of Kuttner's science fiction compiled by Donald H. Tuck. and two pages of notes from Kuttner to Donald B. Day, dated December 20, 1951, about Kuttner's various pseudonyms.

Of interest to Kuttner fans, of which (IMHO) everyone should be. 

Here's the link to the copy reproduced at fanac.com:

https://fanac.org/fanzines/Fanthologies/Fantho37.pdf