Jerry's House of Everything

Front Page Detective was a half-hour show from the Dumont Network that ran from July 6, 1951, to September 19, 1952, and then again for the months of October and November 1953. Maybe. Some things can get pretty obscure when we're talking about the Dumont Network. Front Page Detective had 39 or perhaps 46 episodes. It may or may not have gone into syndication with original programs or with repeats.

What we do know is the show got it's title from the true crime magazine that ran from August 1936 to September 1995. How much of the television show is actually based on stories from the magazine is anyone's guess. My guess is little to none.

Edmund Lowe starred in the series as David Chase, a newspaper columnist and amateur detective who helps police solve whatever mystery popped up that week. Early shows in the series also featured Paula Drew as Chase's girlfriend Sharon Richards and Frank Jenks as Lt. Herman Rodney; George Pembroke had a recurring role as Inspector Andrews. None of these co-stars appear in "Murder Can't Win,' which aired on September 7, 1951 -- the 22nd episode in the series.

David Chase is on vacation in Los Angeles and is a guest of "civic leader and political big shot" Reilly Jarbo (Lyle Talbot) in Jarbo's private box at the race track when he spies a man (George Barry, played by Al Eben) striking a girl (Gloria Barlowe, played by Dani Sue Nolan) -- something that does not sit well with out hero so he steps in. Later that day, Chase is walking around the stables when he comes across Gloria, gun in hand and standing over the body of Barry. Surely the pretty girl did not do it, but who did?

Rounding out the cast as Edward Foster as Benny Cuba, Lennie Bremen as Willie Valentine, and Brooke Hathaway as Trixie Tremaine. And if you're thinking these are great character names, I think that prolific pulp writer and creator of Dan Turner, Hollywood Detective, Robert Leslie Bellam can take the credit. "Murder Can't win" was one of at least six episodes in the series that Bellam wrote, this one with occasional writing partner Herbert Moulton.) The episode (and the entire series) was directed by Arnold Wester.

Enjoy.

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Openers: A gentleman was strolling down a side street in Paris, on his way back from the house of Madame de Verchouxeux. He walked mincingly,, for the red heels of his shoes were very high. A long purple coat, rose-lined, hung from his shoulders and was allowed to fall carelessly back from his dress, revealing a full-skirted coat of purple satin, heavily laced with gold; a waistcoat of flowered silk; faultless small clothes; and a lavish sprinkling of jewels on his cravat and breast. a three-cornered hat, point-edged, was set upon his powdered wig, and in his hand he carried a long beribboned cane. It was little enough protection against footpads, although a light dress sword hung at the gentleman's side its hilt was lost in the folds of his cloak, not quickly to be found. At this late hour, and in this deserted street, it was the height of foolhardiness to walk unattended and flaunting jewels, but the gentleman seemed unaware of his recklessness. He proceeded languidly on his way,glancing neither to left nor to right,apparently heedless of possible danger.

-- Georgette Heyer, These Old Shades (1926)

Incoming:

Raina Telegemeir, Ghosts. YA graphic novel. Cat and her sister move to the Northwest coast of California with their parents. It's hoped that the weather there will be better for Maya, Cat's younger sister, who has cystic fibrosis. Maya is a happy, active girl who has become better adapted to her disease than Cat has; she is always concerned about what Maya is doing and how it might affect her. They meet their next-door neighbor Carlos, who is the same age as Cat and who runs a part-time ghost tour of the town. Cat doesn't believe in ghosts but Maya is eager to see them. The town is party central for ghosts and the townspeople take great pride in them, making Dia de los Meurtos a major town-wide holiday. The ghosts are friendly and cheerful and love to interact with the townspeople. Eisner-winner Telegenmeir has produced a thoughtful, wonderful book about families, love, death, and heritage. I read half of this last night for a bedtime story for Jack (actually, he read it; I turned the pages) and he loved it too.
Charles G. Waugh & Martin H. Greenberg, editors, The Arbor House Celebrity Book of Horror Stories. Horror anthology with twenty stories, nineteen of them selected* by well-known authors (The remaining story is one by Joyce Carol Oates that is related to her choice, Henry James' Turn of the Screw.) The "celebrities" are mainly genre writers (Asimov, Bloch, Block, Bradbury, King, Sheckley, Silverberg...among the other celebrities are Walker Percy, Irwin Shaw, Rona Jaffe, and Garson Kanin. Of the stories selected there are three by Poe, as well as well-known stories by M. R. James, W. W. Jacobs, Richard Matheson, H. P. Lovecraft, A. Merritt, Edward Lucas White, and Robert Hitchens. Still, there's some pretty interesting lesser-known stories here.

Jo Sullivan Loesser: Tony-nominated musical theater actress and singer Jo Sullivan passed away last week. Many years ago, Kitty and I were house managers of a small Actors Equity theater in Massachusetts and Jo appeared starring in a run of A Little Night Music. Later her daughter, Emily Loesser, played Anne Frank in The Diary of Anne Frank.** The two also joined to perform their cabaret act at one of our fundraisers. I did not get to know Jo very well, but she was a nice lady and a fantastic singer. My memories were mainly of being enthralled nightly by her performance (in a gorgeous red gown), singing "Send in the Clowns." Magical. Each night she'd make her entrance again with her usual flair...

For the past fifty years she managed her late husband Frank Loesser's estate, which included the musicals Guys and Dolls, How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, and The Most Happy Fella.

Jo was 91.

The Come-Back Kid of 2019: Measles.

As John Oliver would say, How is this still a thing?

Anti-vaxxers have replaced flat earthers as today's stupids. (Not that flat earthers have completely left the scene.)

Thankfully, we have not gone beyond the point of herd immunity. Yet.

And Tyler Too: William Henry Harrison was the first American president not to complete a full term, dying just 32 days into his presidency. putting the relatively young country into a constitutional crisis. Does a vice president become president if the current president dies in office? Today, we'd automatically say yes, but in 1841 it was a different matter. Article II of the Constitution says that when a president dies and is therefore "unable to discharge the Powers and Duties of said Office, the same shall devolve on the Vice President." In other words, the vice president would have the powers and duties of the president's office, but would he actually become president. While the legal scholars quibble, Tyler would have none of that. He declared himself president, dismissing the cabinet's decision that he would be "Vice President-Acting President," and was sworn into office as fast as he could, setting the precedent that was later embedded in Amendment 25 to the Constitution. Thus, on this day 178 years ago, Tyler, at that time 51, became the youngest man to serve as president. That did not stop his opponents from referring to him as 'his Accidentalness."

Tyler's domestic programs and appointments were continually thwarted by a Whig congress, but his foreign policies fared much better. An expansionist by nature, Tyler invoked the Monroe Doctrine for Hawaii, effectively keeping the British from interfering with those islands. Tyler's administration also finalized the border between Maine and Canada, a sore point that almost brought America and Britain to war several times. His administration also negotiated a treaty with China and Tyler also signed a trade pact with Germany, although his Whig opponents refused to ratify it. Florida became the 27th state under Tyler's watch. He also strengthened the Navy, adding many warships. He ended the Second Seminole war and negotiation a peaceful conclusion to Rhode island's Dorr Rebellion. Tyler also supported the annexation of Texas and despite heavy opposition managed to sign an annexation bill into law three days before his term ended.

Tyler's legacy places him as a middling president, with arguing that he was a "hapless and inept chief executive." Some scholars give him credit for his foreign policy, but a S-Span survey of historians in 2017 has him placed as 37th of our presidents.

Something to Celebrate: It's a little-known holiday but today is New Beer's Eve, because tomorrow is National Beer Day, marking the anniversary of the enactment of the Cullen-Harrison Act, which soon led to the 21th Amendment (that's the one that repealed Prohibition). The Cullen-Harrison Act made 3.2 percent beer legal to sell and distribute again. IMHO, 3.2 beer tastes like dishwater but it's far better than nothing.

Today's Poem:

Abandoned Farmhouse

He was a big man, says the size of his shoes

on a pile of broken dishes by the house;

a tall man too, says the length of the bed

in an upstairs room; and a good God-fearing man,

says the Bible with a broken back

on the floor below the window, dusty with sun;

but not a man for framing, say the fields

cluttered with boulders and the leaky barn.

A woman loved him, says the bedroom wall

papered with lilacs and the kitchen shelves

covered with oilcloth, and they had a child,

says the sandbox made from a tractor tire.

Money was scarce, say the jars of plum preserves

and the canned tomatoes sealed in the cellar hole.

And the winters cold, say the rags in the window frames.

It was lonely here, says the narrow country road.

Something went wrong, says the empty house

in the weed-choked yard. Stones in the field

say he was not a farmer; the still-sealed jars

in the cellar say she left in a nervous haste.

And the child? Its toys are strewn in the yard

like branches after a storm -- a rubber cow,

a rusty tractor with a broken plow,

a doll in overalls. Something went wrong, they say.

-- Ted Kooser

* Not necessarily the first selection, mind you. Some listed a few stories they liked and the editors had to choose one. One author could not remember the title or author of his favorite story and his description of the plot was no help in recognizing the tale, so another story was substituted. Some stories selected were not horror stories per se. And so it goes...

** Also featuring George, a stray cat adopted by the theater and who was bounced from home to home among the staff. We had him for one summer. He was a pretty cool cat.

Jerry's House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

MUSIC FROM THE PAST: CENTERFOLD

FRONT PAGE DETECTIVE: MURDER CAN'T WIN

Monday, May 6, 2019

MUSIC FROM THE PAST: FALLING IN LOVE

BITS AND PIECES

Sunday, May 5, 2019

CINCO DE MAYO

HYMN TIME

MAY THE FOURTH MUSIC FROM THE PAST: STAR WARS THEME