Just what you've always wanted in a horror comic -- scads and scads of advertisements! You can get a high school education at home for only $6.00 a month. Or. a charming bird house and complete bird station for only a buck, plus a vinyl record of 18 birds calls, a bird picture book, bird food, a double throat bird call, a bird bath, AND an American flag! How can you lose out? Or, everything you need for a sportsman's paradise, including a crossbow, crossbow arrows, a throwing tomahawk, a commando knife, French dueling swords, a throwing dagger, a boomerang, a .22 caliber handgun, an oriental battle knife, an army training rifle, a Finnish hunting knife, an arrow sling gun, a swim mask, swim fins, an underwater breathing snorkel, or a watch that measures time, speed, distance, and tells you the date! Or, you serve the Lord and win fabulous prizes by selling religious wall mottos (SEND NO MONEY...We Trust You). Or. you can clean your outdoor toilet, septic tank, or cesspool or, you can earn 4500 to a $100 or more just selling our with a remarkable new power. Or, you can make $50 to $100 or more just by selling our beautiful new Birthday and other Greeting Cards. Or, you can go from a bloodless, pitiful skinny shrimp to a new, muscular, red-blooded, head-to-toe HE-MAN with just ten minutes of FUN a day. Or, you can fix any car (well, any car built since 1935), truck, or tractor in a jiffy with simple step-by-step instructions. And, if you are looking for a menstrual shield there's Comfo-Guard from the Malen Mfg. Co. Or, perhaps you are interested in the a movie projector., the Rocketman Televiewer.
And there's so much more in this issue! Why even bother with comic book stories?
But there also some tales here, too: "The Devil Collects," "Terror on Location," "Fear of the Witch," and "Death Is the Jury," as well as a two-page text story, "Dead on Arrival."
Check it out.
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Well...tempting as that reads...I take it the stories are pretty humdrum. But with our patented pep pills....
ReplyDeleteI've just read the text story that allowed the comic to get periodical mailing rates...reads as if written by an 8yo. Amusing thus.
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