Stay the heck away from Florida!
Yes, it's been a bad week for llamas in Florida. First, police tasered a llama in Florida. (They claimed it was to protect the llama and the public, but what red-blooded Florida cop would pass up a chance to tase an innocent beast?) Now comes word that four llamas were involved in a traffic accident, resulting in one of the llamas being taken away in a stretcher.
Each and every llama in Florida must be thinking, "Alpaca my bags and leave this state."
That is, right after they think, "Don't tase me, bro!"
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