Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Sunday, January 22, 2017

FIVE "ALTERNATIVE FACTS"


  • Walter Cronkite is the actual name of the second highest mountain in the Andes.

  • The man who invented numbers was born with six toes on each foot.  He used his fingers to count.  Unfortunately he lost two toes in what was called The Great Saber-Tooth Calamity.  That is the real reason why we count in base ten.

  • People are not interested in the president's tax returns.

  • Madagascar was once a Southern slave state.  When the Confederacy seceded from the Union, it seceded with it.  In an economic move, the Governor of Madagascar cut the budget for the ropes that tied his state to South Carolina and Madagascar was blown out to sea during the "Great Wind" of 1863.

  • Doorknobs are more intelligent than shoelaces.

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