Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

There was a heated discussion among three animals as to which one was the best.

The hawk said, "I'm the best.  My eyesight is perfect.  I have sharp talons and a fierce beak.  I can swoop down from the heights and capture my prey."

The lion said, "No.  I'm the best.  I'm the king of beasts.  I am very strong and no one dares challenge me."

The skunk said, "Well, I don't have sharp talons or mighty claws but I believe I am the best.  I have a natural weapon that can fend off any predator like a hawk or a lion."

The argument kept going on and on, and over and over again, until a large bear came along and swallowed them all:  hawk, lion, and stinker.

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