Marina Chapman, a British housewife claims she was raied by monkeys in Colombia. Chapman said that she had been kidnapped when she was five years old and left for dead in the jungle by her kidnappers. There, according to her account, she was raised by capuchin monkeys. After five years with the capuchins, she was found by hunters and sold to a brothel.
When her story was questioned by reporters, she flung her own excement at them.
Okay, I made up that last sentence. I wonder what else was made up in this story.