BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

Pappy noticed his son leaving the house one night carrying a lantern.  "Where are you a-goin' with that lantern, son?"

The boy replied, "I'm goin' a-courtin' Peggy Sue."

Pappy said, "Well, when I was a-courtin' your mother, I didn't need no danged lantern."

The boy smiled and said, Sure.  And look what it got you."