Wednesday, April 29, 2020
BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY
Two men were on an African safari and wandered off from the rest of the group and soon they came across a very nasty, very hungry lion who hadn't eaten for a week. The lion charged toward them and they started to run as fast as they could. Sadly, one of the two was really out of shaped and tired fast. Knowing he could go no further, he knelt down and began to pray, "Dear Lord, please turn this lion into a Christian." There was a roll of thunder in the sky and a flash of light. The man turned and saw that the lion had stopped in a praying position, his two front paws clasped together. A miracle! The man slowly inched toward the lion until he was close enough to hear what the lion was praying. "Thank you, Lord, for this food I am about to receive."