BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

An old man lay on his deathbed, knowing his time was short.  Suddenly there wafted into his room a most delicious smell coming from the kitchen.  Could it be?  Yes!  It was his wife's homemade rhubarb pie!  The old man thought, "If I could have just one taste of that wonderful pipe, why, I'd die happy."  So he got out of bed and slowly, painfully, inched his way to the kitchen.  He grabbed a fork and headed for the pie.  Suddenly, his wife whacked him with a broom, saying, "Don't touch that, you old fool!  That pipe's for the funeral!"