Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY DOESN'T MISS THE OLD DAYS

THE FIRST DROP

"General," said an American major, "I always observe that those persons who have a great deal to say about being ready to shed their last drop of blood, are amazin' pertic'lar about the first drop."

-- from Beeton's Book of Jokes and Jests; or, Good Things Said and Sung by Samuel Orchart Beeton (London: Ward, Lock and Tyler, 1880)

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