BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

My doctor told me I needed an activity that would give me some exercise and he suggested tennis,  so went to my local sports store and told the man to fit me up.  He sold me a pair of tennis shoes for $500, three shorts for $200 apiece, three shirts for $150 each, and a can of tennis balls for $60.  Then I said, "I guess I'll also need a racquet."  So he sold me a half share of his store.