Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, April 20, 2016


A drunk staggered into church and sat down in the confessional...and says nothing.  The priest, trying to urge the man to speak, clears his throat.  Still the man is quiet.  The priest then tries to get his attention by saying, "Ahem."  No response.  Fearing the man may have fallen asleep, the priest then knocks loudly three times on the wall of the confessional and finally got a response from the man.  "No use knocking, buddy.  There ain't no paper in this one, either."

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