Mrs. Elva Miller -- the recording star of the mid-Sixties in the same way that ebola is a minor disease. Some very sick music business genius decided to record her tuneless renderings and I am sure that said genius is now (will soon be) residing in some inner circle of Hell. Thus did the music scene stumble and falter and modern civilization come to a complete halt.
This is bad, folks.
Here she channels her inner Petula Clark:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw07CDid0JM
And her inner Nancy Sinatra:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoGq6PTXZ4
Having demolished Nancy, she sets her aim at the old man:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV0MtVWIN8Y
And I think she gave the Beatles nightmares over this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2wheSpxL94
And this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQlI2gxvF-g
The Mamas and the Papas could not elude her unique stylizing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zKCQK0apKc
And, finally, she joins Jimmy Durante in mangling his signature song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWoWH8W3sVo
Thus are your eardrums destroyed. I have done my job and exit stage right.
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