Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

I went into the post office today and there was a man sticking those LOVE stamps onto pink envelopes.  Every time he put a stamp on the envelope, he would spray the envelope with a little spritz of perfume. There were piles and piles of those pink envelopes on the counter around him.

Curiosity got the best of me and I ask the man what he was doing.  "I'm going to mail anonymous valentines to a thousand people."

"Why?" I asked.

"I'm a divorce lawyer."

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