LIPSTICK ON A PIG

This past week we've been taking two of our grandkids to a boat camp in the far hinterlands of Southern Maryland.  On the way, I noticed a couple of signs for businesses that tickled me:

• for a trailer park: PREFABRICATED HOME PARK

• for a place that sells crab pots and crab traps:  CRUSTACIAN CAPTURING DEVICES

Innovative marketing, for sure.

UPDATE:

My brother's comment on PREFABRICATED HOME PARK:  "That's to fool the tornados."  A wise man, my brother.