...because tomorrow is...*suspensful pause*...*wait for it*...TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
Anyway, to get you in the mood, here are a few facts about pirates.
Pirates can be anywhere. You might meet them in the fog:
They might be in toy chest, fighting ninjas:
But ninjas aren't enough. You have to add in zombies and robots:
Some pirates look suspiciously like Robert Newton:
But some pirates are pure-dee, downright scary:
So, time to get in the mood, m8e. Shiver your timbers and be prepared to talk like a pirate tomorrow. Arrrr!