Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Friday, April 1, 2011

NEWS FLASH! (#4)

Headline from today's Wisconsin Tribulation:

     Entire State Now Living in Sin

     Attempting to defy a court order staying implementation of Wisconsin's controversial law banning collective bargaining for unions representing state workers, Governor Scott Brown accidently sign into law a bill outlawing all marital unions in the state.  "It was just supposed to be a joke," confessed Brown's secretary, adding,  "I didn't expect him to actually sign it!"  The new law has met with mixed reactions from the public.  A number of people are reported to be upset, while Governor Brown's wife was rumored to have said, "Well, it's about damn time!"

No comments:

Post a Comment