(first, some Election Day advice)
Remember: Voting is just like driving. D to go forward, R to go in reverse.
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(and here's a bit of liberal bias from the fake news)
A man at the zoo, enjoying the sun and the animals when he spots a little girl getting to close to the lion enclosure. Suddenly a hungry lion jumps up and grabs the little girl by her shirt and pulls her down into the enclosure.
The man jumps into action, hops into the enclosure,and give the lion a powerful punch in the face before the girl could come to any harm. The lion rushes back into his den, whimpering. The man lifts the girl out of the enclosure and then hops out. Another man rushes to them and says, "That was the most fantastic, bravest thing I have ever see!" The hero replies, "It was nothing. anyone would have done it." "I disagree," said the other man. "In fact, I'm a reporter and I'd like to write up this story for tomorrow's newspaper. Can you tell me a bit about yourself?" "Well. I'm a marine, a proud Republican, and I'm voting for Donald Trump."
The next day, the hero opened up the newspaper and saw this headline: MARINE ATTACKS FOREIGN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
The Greens this time out: At least our old white guy isn't showing signs of dementia nor famously gropes nor grabs women. So, of course, he has no chance.
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