Sometimes, news items just fall through the crack. And sometimes the crack is just too big.
Never fear. I am here with all the scuttlebutt.
Poor Miss Miami got hooked on illegal cosmetic injections. The result? A 60-inch butt that may have to be (actually, should be) amputated.
Warning: The story below links to disturbing images of the butt in question, butt at least here the butt is clothed. (You have no idea how many stories there are on the internet that show the butt in all its naked glory, prompting me to whimper, "Mommy, I'm scared!")
I have no idea how this tail will end. Please stay in your seat...or exit through the rear.