A burglar broke into a house one night and as he was looking for valuables he heard a voice behind him saying, "Jesus is watching you!" The room was dark and he only had a small flashlight, which he swung around and saw there was a caged parrot in a dark corner. The parrot repeated, "Jesus is watching you!"
He let out a sigh of relief. "You startled me, bird!"
The parrot cocked his head and said (with great resentment, mind you), "My name is not 'Bird.' My name is 'Throckmorton.' Please call me by that name."
The burglar laughed. "What idiot named you Throckmorton?"
"The same idiot that named the rottweiler 'Jesus.'"