A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders drinks for both of them. They toss the drinks down down and the giraffe suddenly coughs, falls off his bar stool and dies.
With a sad sigh, the man gets up to leave.
The bartender stops him, "Hey, you can't leave with that lyin' here!"
The man replies, "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."