The three toughest mice in New York City went into a bar and started drinking flaming shots. After the fourth round, one of the mice said, "I try to keep in shape. When I come across a mousetrap I lay down on it on my back and then set the trap off with my foot. When the bar comes down I catch it with my paws and bench-press it fifty times. And before I leave I never forget to take the cheese."
Another round and the second mouse said, "Every morning I take some rat poison pellets. I grind them up into a powder and add it to my coffee. This wakes me up enough so I can start the day fresh."
After still another round, the third mouse looks at his watch and winks at the other two. "Sorry, fellas. Got to go. I have a date with a cat."