BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

Actually, today is Bad Jokes Wednesday.  Here are a few groaners for your amusement/punishment.

• You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.
• 3.14% of all sailors are pi-rates.
• So why do we have to pay for air at a gas station?  We never used to.  I guess it's inflation.
• Why don't ants get sick?  Because they have anty-bodies.
• There was a recent earthquake and people blamed fracking but it was just the Earth's fault.
• My brother tried viewing the eclipse through a colander but he just ended up with eye strain.
• I have a friend who squats on the floor, puts his arms around his legs and leans forward...because that's just how he rolls.
• Seven: "I can't even..."  Eight: "That's odd."
• I've held onto my pet rock for years because of its sedimental value.