BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

My brother is a secret cow tipper wannabe, so this one is for him.  Taken from a Wikipedia page on "cow tipping":

Tip #2

If you succeed in tipping a cow only part way, such that only one of its feet is till on the ground, you have created lean beef.  Such a feat is well done.  Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable.  When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.