Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

A teenager was gong to the prom with his best gal, so he went to rent a tux.  The tux rental store was very busy and her had to wait in line for over an hour before he got his tux.  Then he went to rent a limo but the rental agency had a long line and it took him more than two hours to get the limo.   Then he went to the florist to buy flowers and, once again, he faced a long line; it took a long time to get the flowers.  Finally it came time to pick up his girlfriend.  At the prom, they were having a great time when his girlfriend said, "I'm pretty thirsty.  Could you get me a cup of punch?"  Less than a minute later he comes back with the punch because in this story there's no punch line.

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